Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Damage Report" channel.

  1. Oh no, that's why I come here. Because for all my flaws, they make me feel classy and evolved in comparison. You call it toxic. I call it validation for my own choices. Some, anyways. God, I love the uneducated, too. Can't feel like a Big Fish in any pond without some Dumb Fish
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  2. They're offended because previously, little girls growing up in Rural 'Murica were institutionally told to like Tay Tay because she's an Aryan ideal. A view Country parents were 100% on board with that. THAT'S why Country parents liked her. She was their Hitler Youth princess with country clothes, blonde hair and blue eyes. But now they feel 'country' is being threatened because she won't be their She-Wolf of the S.S.
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  3. If vampires ran on Cocaine instead of Blood
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  4. No, he's exactly the Apartheid Cheerleader hero we think he is.
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  5. Oh yes, who could be more hostile to Trump than that well known bastion of liberal views, Bloomberg. A financial media outlet aimed at New York bankers and NYSE vultures. Except maybe that pinko commie rag The Wall Street Journal. We all know how much THEY detest a Manhattan money grubber.
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  6. The Democrats move glacially slow or never change tactics...but Republicans need time to raise and spend money for THEIR strategies. And it takes time for Twitter spam to sink into their witless minion's pea brains. This last minute switch is upsetting their REDMAP contingencies and advertising expenditure plans.
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  7. He's friends with and an investor of Martin 'Pharma Bro' Shkreli. The same dirtbag who bought the only copy of Wu-Tang's Shaolin album to keep it from people. So this tracks.
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  8. No Standard Form 715, no Declassification. It's the literal receipt that makes something legally declassified. Trump had not a single SF-715 on any of those purloined documents, many of which are still missing. Because OF FREAKIN COURSE WE HAVE PAPERWORK FOR THAT. It's the US Government.
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  9. How the F do you spend $120 on pizza by yourself? Even Flying Pie only sets me back about $30....for 3 people. 3 very FULL people.
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  10. Botox is terrible for cleaning toilets
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  11.  @michaelhernandez5384  Don't need to support them at all, just butt out. Because I don't have a uterus. Neither do you. WE AIN'T GOT NO DOG IN THIS HUNT, so mind your own business, son.
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  12. No, the real question is...why aren't you? Didn't you get the memo? So you don't even know what's going on....no clue
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  13. But then that doubles how long we have to feel the pain.
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  14. 'But Mr Scorpion, why did you sting me??' - GOP Idiots
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  15. You can actually see the moronitude on the faces of the freakshows behind him. It's like bad street caricature.
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  16. No wonder he thinks he's got the black vote. He's constantly being told how Ndicted he is.
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  17. Polar Sharknado and Great White Cocaine Bear confirmed on this muthaf'n snake plane
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  18. No, he isn't. He's a clown, because it pays really well now.
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  19.  @howardmctroy3303  The NRA was started by a Union general and then immediately co-opted by salty Confederate losers, and has been in their clutches ever since. Just sayin': The NRA's legacy isn't the mic-drop moment of pride you pretend it is.
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  20. lol, only gun fetish vids on this guy's public channel. NO BIAS IN THIS TRIGGERED ARSEHAT HERE, FOLKS
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  21. Can we PLEASE have candidates and candidate-adjacent hangers on and staffers take a Whiz Quiz to weed out the speed freaks, please? There's no WAY these people can pass a UA. Yet they're screaming everyone else should take one.
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  22. Dude thinks he has so much money, he could start his Apartheid race war by Tuesday with an abandoned media platform for stale memes failing so bad, he had to resort to turning it into a Porntube
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  23. "I'm just sayin'......just sayin!"
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  24. And the only thing necessary to stop good men from triumphing over poverty and homelessness is a single Republican sitting somewhere in City Hall. You could throw $300k towards housing every last homeless person as a project, and they will still find a way to waste and embezzle every last penny so the program will fail. They don't want solutions. They want social stratification and segregation. A pecking order. Because they need a bottom class to feel like they're on top.
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  25. Well, Francesca. Let us be glad you're not her campaign manager. Riding the identity card bus works for you and your podcast, not for getting people who you spend every day trying to make feel ashamed of themselves for the color of their skin or sex to vote for your candidate. The biggest lesson you gatekeepers STILL haven't figured out. That you make your own enemies. Gleefully.
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  26. The math in their heads is Orange Man in White House = Brown people kicked out of White America And they have to take their shoes off and count on their toes just to add THAT up
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  27. Boo f**king hoo. I don't care how 'wise' you are, it don't make you immortal. They're both too old whether you like it or not. Biden isn't about to take the 'Vette for a drive any sooner than Trump's fat arse is about to drive that Fire Truck. Grandpa needs his keys taken away. Maybe you aughta go ask the Pentagon where all their 80 year old generals are.
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  28. For those unfamiliar with the 'National Guard Association', it's ostensibly an organization for lobbying on behalf of citizen soldiers in D.C., but in practice, it's a pyramid scheme club for retired Sergeants Major and First Sergeants to get sales gigs going around armory to armory on drill weekends to sell 'supplementary life insurance' to Privates and Specialists. We're forced to listen to their sales spiel every year. At least.
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  29. The crime was interfering with Goon Squad Quotas. Every month, any given department has Goon Squad Week. Which, naturally, every dept. denies. Usually at the end of the month, when they have to hit numbers. Which represents county revenue. This is a story as old as the hills. Problem is: cops have lost this specific legal battle in courts against people holding up speed trap signs before. Precedent.
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  30. When the Medical Professional community says it's counterproductive, and the only proponent for conversion is the Religious zealots and their own fantasy cosplay motives, then you've already lost the plot, son. Adults who still believe in magic have no business in Legislation gatekeeping Rights.
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  31. "How much for the leetle gurrrl?" That's how I imagine the proposal went.
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  32. And that's saying something when Paul Ryan is still in living memory
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  33. Pretty sure slaves didn't get sneaker deals and lambos
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  34.  @GriffythTV  or a 4chan dork who still lives in his mom's basement.
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  35. I mean, just look at the guy....your wish was granted long ago
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  36. Dehydrated Ted Cruz. Just add water
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  37.  @michaellayton7373  They just call themselves MAGA because Sociopath is too hard for most of them to spell
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  38. I'm not even nearly on Maher's side here, but go with the context he was clearly pushing: That back in the day, unity administrations were a thing. But they stopped being a thing ever since Andrew Johnson sabotaged reconstruction after Lincoln's assassination. He didn't mean he gave 2 craps about Crazy Haley, please stop pretending he did.
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  39. The CALENDAR doesn't look good...for either of the old boys. If you think you're voting for either Biden or Trump, you're not. You're voting for their VP to inherit the job. Face it. Neither one is young or healthy enough to see the end of the term in 2028. Hell, I'd be surprised EITHER of them make it to the November general.
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  40. Same stupid plot as the Jade Helm idiots who shot at US troops by the gates of Ft Hood and the even bigger Idaho idiots who forgot to bring enough snacks for their Malheur Wildlife Refuge standoff, and were also stupid enough to make recordings of their plots to murder Federal employees and their families in their homes.
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  41. The fact that only two parties exist that matter, that they both represent minority voter blocs, and yet somehow those minority parties are the ONLY choices on the ballot and the ONLY people in Congress says that Nina is right. Independents are being victimized by this illegal & unconstitutional 2 party scam. The largest group of voters are experiencing taxation without representation.
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  42. MTG is a man of the people
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  43. Running from these little ethno states is literally giving them the purge they want without all the work. Like resigning from a Conservative administration out of 'protest' You didn't win. They did.
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  44. He look like a pasty white version of the 'That Yellow Bast*rd' character from Sin City. And he talks like him, too.
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  45. I think that's why one of his own took a shot (edit: 8 shots) at him. Even Trump isn't MAGA enough to some of his base. After he's kicked the KFC bucket, they will find some new messiah, and another, and another. He's just their favorite prophet and used car salesman for now
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  46. LIMIT the numbers, don't go extinct. FFS, when are people going to learn to stop dealing in absolutes and binary states? YES/NO, KIDS/NO KIDS. If 2 people only raise one child, congrats: population will reduce by more than half. Even if they have 2 kids, population will reduce by other factors. Not hard math.
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  47. He was simply being honest about what half of Republican voters are like. And he'd know. They're either anti Jew but pro Israel because of, ya know, BIBLE stuff and Armageddon. Or they're just straight 4chan Concentration Camp anti-semites.
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  48. I'm an Indie combat vet who detests the 2 Party Monopoly (that exists nowhere in the constitution we serve) and will never sign on to just vote Blue when I'm told to like a good little boy. But I **AM** willing to always vote against that unholy descendant of the Klan that is the Post Southern Strategy GOP. It's hard to believe they're a real thing, and not just Pro Wrestling heels in suits.
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  49. It's like stepping into some rando righty's hyperventilating post desperately trying to convince you that Babylon Bee is funny, and The Onion isn't....
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  50. Ya know, when you bounce checks that big, you tend to go to jail....even if it wasn't deliberate
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