Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Damage Report" channel.

  1. THREE GODDAMNED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS NOW. This old windbag has had his fat face in THREE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS now. And the news biz has helped every time despite their fake protestations because Trash Ratings is King.
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  2. And the Republicans are still pretending that we care what happens to Biden, Pelosi, Hillary.... They really do think they can threaten us with a good time by showing us more and more politicians going to jail. But can't make that deal because it's mostly going to be just them. They don't really want endanger their Political Aristocrat or Market Feudalism lifestyle.
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  3. Republicans: Man, I just HATE drag shows. So unmanly. Also Republicans: Going to the WWE match tonight to watch greasy men grope each other. So manly.
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  4. Sorry, I can't support a politician with two first names
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  5. It's called the 4th Amendment. And that School Board policy is violating it.
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  6. "Take a cab, Baby"
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  7. O PLEASE, ladies. We absolutely assume OUR government is corrupt BEFORE we look at others. Its a goddamn national pastime in America.
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  8. All of them can literally google a picture of her mother and father together in 5 seconds, and doubtless have. Clearly her Indian mom wearing a Saree and her Black father from Jamaica. You can actually see her resemblance to both of them, ffs.
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  9. Spasmodic Dysphonia, why Junior's voice sounds like that, is linked with middle aged men who had Measles. You know...that disease the MMR vaccine prevents. The kind he doesn't want you to have access to.
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  10. Karen-Qaeda
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  11. Imagine having that much penis envy.....of a woman.
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  12. It's not about convincing Republican fools who will vote Republican no matter what. It's for the MAGA-curious independents.
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  13. They're killing us while telling us to accept it peacefully and just let it happen because of 'the process' That's not a society. That's a failed state in denial of it's slow demise. Dystopias don't wear scifi clothes and tropes. They wear what you already see.
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  14. When they say "Won't you think of the children", this is what they really meant. Methinks they doth protest too much. Pervs.
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  15. The Baroness of Botox bought herself perfect poker face injections to keep from giving the game away.
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  16. This is Elon's influence. X is swamping feeds with pics of 'hot & Milfy' basic trad bitches, 'cuz he knows dirty old GOP men fap to it, and he had to resort to being a porn haven to get some participation back for his flailing, failing Race War platform. Richest man really thinks he can now fund the Apartheid he couldn't have in South Africa.
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  17. "Socialism sucks" sign - Held by a dude who can't define socialism. We cannot allow the international communist conspiracy to sap our precious bodily fluids.
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  18. Apparently you can only win using Childish Hate Speeches when you're an Old White Man or Blonde Bimbo
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  19. The moment he said 'Genocide' he gave the game away. He and ALL white anti-abortion terrorists believe they're saving the superior population numbers of the White Race in America by making all white women involuntary breeding stock
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  20. And Jesse Waters needs to be slapped with Jury Tampering charges and put in cuffs IMMEDIATELY
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  21. No, it ain't Coffee they're doing at Fox. Unless that coffee came from Pablo Escobar
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  22. Morons: "I do my own research" Also Morons: Research consists of literally repeating anything Alex Jones said
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  23. Religion failed to radicalize enough of Racist Uncle Bob's nieces and nephews, so Conspiracy Culture is the conservatives modern weaponized recruiting tool. The Jesus thing only reliably snares the Over 40 crowd, what they needed is vulnerable 20-somethings
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  24. This is called insurrection. And they're doing it on your tax dollar. STILL.
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  25. I'm surprised he didn't call her Marla
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  26. "Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblins are hobbling around, coming after us" - Alex Jones, circa Who Gives A F**k
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  27. "MAGA is unhappy..." You could have just stopped there. Sociopaths are incapable of joy, only find any relief in making others more miserable
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  28. It's not that they believe him, it's that they join him in the lie because it feels good to think they can just shoot their way to victory when they can't win at Democracy
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  29. Donald Trump surrendered our positions in Syria to Russians and fired Mattis after Putin ordered his Wagner mercs to attack us there. He surrendered US positions to make Putin happy after a huge loss in battle cost him face. The Battle of Khasham, February 2018.
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  30. Conservative family values at work. Just ask Dick Cheney's daughter.
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  31. "Trump loves poles." You could have stopped right there and made that the entire DNC platform this November.
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  32. He's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living.
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  33. To Attorney 1: YA FIRED! (it's my thing) To Attorney 3: YA FIRED! (it's my thing) To Attorney 216: YA FIRED! (it's my thing) To Nobody: YA FIRE..........wait, where did all my 1-800-BAD-LWYR guys go?
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  34. Weird how they always look and sound just like you think they would
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  35. Freak-show beard-o suckling at Peter Thiel's teat would definitely inherit the white house when his fat, old orange uncle kicks the KFC bucket before the next term ends.
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  36. Republicans only come in 2 flavors when it comes to Jewish people: Straight 4chan anti-semite looking to purge them because of, ya know, MEMES and stuff And Evangelicals who only contemplate Israel because their biblical fantasy role play rulebook says End Days Otherwise, it's all just "George Soros is trying to eat our Aryan babies"
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  37. Maybe you shouldn't fight so hard to fire one into them against their will
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  38. Jessica Waters, that sweet young thang, trying to lecture us on how Sergeant Major Walz isn't macho enough. We really gotta get out of this Biff Tannen Wins alternate timeline.
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  39. "Two Corinthians walk into a bar, 3 Pharisees come out. Wonderful lesson. Like no ones ever seen before. Not even, maybe, Jesus. But I did that. Jews thanked me for it the other day, tears streaming down their face."
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  40. She won't discuss much about her family's history. Because she's a prodigy of a Klan family, and she doesn't want it on the front page.
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  41. There's nothing funnier than watching this silver spoon fed mid life crisis brat pretend to have the pulse of normal Americans.
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  42. You got that rich on the back of America and Americans. Show me your calluses, you billionaire scum
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  43. *Enough*. The war on Roe was always a clear violation of the Separation clause. The entire charge against the right to choose is a Christian crusade. It is, and has always historically been, Christians doing the lobbying, funding...and murdering & bribing. This has always quite clearly been about Church achieving power over State.
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  44. Bring it, you silly maggot
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  45. If you walk into a room thinking everyone else is the a$$hole but you, I've got some bad news for you, Ms Hoebert
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  46. Remember when she pretended to be all reformed and a better person? "Like me now, I'm the victim, amirite"? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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  47. Manchin & Sinema: We're the best at undermining our own party Gaetz: Hold my cocaine....I'mma end this guys entire career.
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  48. Every time they say they ran out of money and need your donations is a callout that they got the LAST truckload of embezzled millions successfully laundered and transferred to their Caiman Islands accounts.
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  49. She's not there to read it. She's there to play it, like a typical performing clown, so you don't notice the carnies staying out of the spotlight in the tent shadows. But they're there, doing Carnie stuff. But everyone is watching the Clown dance.
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  50. He certainly is a clingenshit
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