Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Lincoln Project" channel.

  1. I look forward to the day the title is The Last Week of the Republican Party
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  2. Correction: He doesn't consider you citizens AT ALL Citizenship is a skin tone to him
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  3. If it was a danger or cause for concern for Americans, whatever agency infrastructure we had in place to deal with it, Donald Trump defunded it
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  4. You can thank us for our service. But you'll never have to. That's the point. Be just, fair, and noble and we'll call that thanks enough.
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  5. "A house divided cannot stand" - Abe "Marge, hand me that sledgehammer" - Kevin the other McCarthy
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  6. You would think his last name alone was enough of a red flag
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  7. Gingritch slurring on about cognitive impairment in others is just about the funniest shit I've seen this week.
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  8. Five minutes ago....Governor Greg Abbott during statement: 1 - Says shooter had no known history of mental illness 2 - "This is clearly a mental health issue! And everyone got mental health issues! But hey, let's not turn this into a political issue, guys." So apparently guns aren't the issue, everyone in Texas just needs therapy. Yeah, that tracks.
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  9. Every time a conservative says "All Lives Matter" he just doin what a conservative do: Lie. Just like when they utter "Freedom", "Constitution", "America", "Justice", and "Liberty". Never once used those words as they were meant to be.
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  10. Winning is great. But no medal or scoreboard on earth can give you character. Congrats to Barshim of Qatar & Tamberi of Italy for sharing the gold at the high jump. No podium ever built could hoist high enough that much soul.
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  11. "Just look at him!" I'd rather not, but props on your savagery game
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  12. You have to wonder if the bank ever asks for a second piece of ID whenever Tucker cashes all those checks clearly printed in cyrillic font
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  13. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Because pretty soon they've all got little hats." - George Carlin
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  14. "Check the Record, do your research" Translation: I can't back up a single thing I ever say, I know it, but I'mma pretend to have a Mic Drop moment anyways
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  15. You gotta give them credit: Republican Re-education camps have a lot of production value.
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  16. "We're not gonna let anyone close your business in Florida. Even if your condo building is about to collapse." - Real Estate Agent of the Year, Ron Deathsentence
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  17. Dude is 100 lbs and 5 years past his expiration date. I'm more worried about his replacement getting into the White House than this tub of lard living to see the 2024 election season. Worry more about a Trump 2.0 build, ladies and gents. The bugs in this Trump version are the feature, but we know about them.
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  18. DJ Trump: That guy who farts loud and wet, then shamelessly points at someone else and says "He did it"
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  19. He makes me feel better about all the stock I have in Cocaine. Bull Market, baby.
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  20. I'm more baffled by the fact that he finished an entire term Checks and balances my hairy arse.
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  21. He's an enemy agitator. I believe the fancy term is Agent Provocateur.
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  22. The Devil's Chief of Staff went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for an election to steal He was in a bind 'cause his boss was way behind. And he was trying to force a deal Meadows: "I'll bet this fake Trump gold against your soul that I can take your vote away from you." Thompson: "My names Bennie, chairman that subpoenaed your sins...I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret not coming in." Bennie, polish up your gavel and play your power hard 'Cause Hell's broke loose in America, and the Devil's cheating cards But if you win, we keep this shiny country made of gold And if you lose the Devil takes our soul
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  23. It was the "As your President" bit that made me spit out my Diet Coke
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  24. I dunno how big Ruby's family is, but in another time, this is the kinda thing that started blood feuds. The kind that saw relatives come together and start hunting for the crooked family who did this to their kin. I consider family vendettas a baroque concept...but maybe...just maybe...there's a time and place. Like right there, right now.
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  25. Possibly the only highschool graduation speaker you should dread showing up at your ceremony more than Judge Roy Moore.
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  26. The Republican Party could rush to the defense of a Ham Sandwich
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  27. Whenever someone says "If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?", go ahead and point to Walker, Trump, and the rest of the Leopards Eating Faces party
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  28. It's not some secret why the appointees are all from the younger end of the scale. They want to maintain a stranglehold for decades to come thanks to lifetime appointments
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  29. I want my government to build a wall. Between Government and Religion. Oh wait, we're supposed to already have one. Guess we better make it 10 feet taller.
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  30. They eat their young. They eat YOUR young too. Actually, they just eat everything and everyone.
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  31. HBO should have bought the rights to this from LP and made a 3 season miniseries out of it. No way to fit in all that perversion, betrayal, and violence into just 1 season.
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  32. Centrist Democrats being 'bipartisan' with the GOP: He hits me because he loves me.
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  33. For about 2 seconds I had hope for Mitt, but that died too
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  34. This is what happens to little men who were picked on in school. They grow up, seek power, and spend that power taking revenge on the world. Pretty much every Villain origin story. They just tend to look better in tights than this delicate southern dandy.
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  35. For real. Romney, with the aid of Red District jerrymandering, would have probably tidily beaten Biden. Not Sanders or half the rest of the DNC candidates. But he would have probably beaten Biden. Donald Trump just being Donald Trump gave Biden his dream shot.
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  36. EVERY Christmas is a white christmas at the Trump house No wonder they're so worried about a war on Christmas. The spice must flow.
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  37. They never ever took their jobs seriously. So why are we paying them? Not that they need the paychecks we give them. They have much more 'generous' friends.
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  38. The question we need to ask ourselves is: Who did they pick as his replacement? You KNOW they're already grooming a few brand name candidates to take his place. My money is on Bill O'Reilly. It'll be another TV clown they can throw away after a few years, not a politician.
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  39. I look forward to the day we congratulate Brigadier General Vindman on his first star
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  40. When Putin's checks stop bouncing, O'Reilly will start respecting Putin again.
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  41. Only if they play the Star Trek fight music
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  42. He's gonna get busted trying to sneak a Hitler Youth Knife onto the House Floor
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  43. The Talk Radio listener demographic doesn't tune in for reason, facts, or adult discourse. They tune in for the moronic antics of shock jocks. Shock jocks that now think they have their hands on the levers of power.
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  44. Those SEALs he was talking to? He was at SeaWorld, not Pensacola
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  45. And you can bet your ass it's a handy way for him to make some of it 'disappear' in the ensuing mess he is creating
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  46. Well, they did try to murder and maimed his wife. And the governor is an ice cream man. Arizona doesn't deserve him. I say this as a former resident of Yuma, Bullhead City, and the DMZ that is Phoenix.
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  47. I always said Marge Greene was just a lot lizard who hitched a ride to DC
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  48. CPAC Hag #27: "Do you think America is a horrible place?" No. But bless your heart...you're trying.
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  49. Reporter: Did you believe in spanking your children when they were young? Trump: Only during sex
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  50.  @tvdinner325  It's cool man, there's some in every crowd. Bannon has been touring Europe the last few years, too. So that just balances out the karma scales.
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