Comments by "Kevin Street" (@Kevin_Street) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. This has been the warmest, most friendly and wonderful trip into full blown psychosis that I've ever experienced. Thank you Seth Meyers, thank you Late Night crew, and thank you to all the people who've provided the voices that brought this hallucination to life. You've all done an incredible job over the last couple of months, and I'm sure going to miss this time when you go back into the studio. And yes, Sea Captain, I'll miss you most of all.
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  2. I liked the Netflix jokes the best. "...and cried for a full five seconds before Netflix started blasting a new movie where Kurt Russel plays Santa Claus." And "...watch it on the biggest phone you can find." LOL!
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  3. "...I for one cannot wait to see pictures of their smooth, angular children." I did a legit spit take with that one! No more coffee while watching "Amber Says What."
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  4. Oh, Sea Captain! You missed an easy one. It could have gone like this: SETH: That's like organizing an orgy to tell everyone you have crabs. SEA CAPTAIN: How shellfish of him. See! So easy. In real news, America continues to go mad. There's no doubt Trump will pretend he's still President after losing the election, but I wonder how far he'll take it. I think he'll leave the White House readily enough, but he'll probably start holding rallies again where he can complain to his supporters that he should still be President. For him complaining about the injustice will be more fun than actually subverting the next administration. The real question is what his MAGA crowd will do, if anything.
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  5. "...how the hell did Lee end up with a giant statue and not Grant?" Lee got the statue because southerners wanted to change Lee's narrative from "Civil War loser" to "martyr of the Lost Cause," like William Wallace or all those Christians who got eaten by Lions in ancient Rome. As for Grant... If Grant hadn't become President there might be heroic statues of him. But the perceived mediocrity of his Presidency (later reevaluated positively by historians, but perceived poorly by Americans at the time) kind of zeroed out the gratitude people felt towards him for winning the war.
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  6. "...we think of you as a fancier Canada with nice furniture." That's fair.
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  7. The important thing is that he swears in private, not while speaking to reporters or in speeches. He's conscious of the decorum that a President needs to project.
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  8. Wow, Brolin pretty much owns 2018. He's in two of the biggest movies this year.
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  9. This is like watching a trapeze artist doing cartwheels high above the ground. Just when you think he's going to fall he swings right back up again. I'm not sure why he's doing this segment but it's always incredibly entertaining. Also, thank you for your service Hamburglar.
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  10. I don't think Anderson Cooper wanted to do that interview, or at least he couldn't pretend to be objective and act like the My Pillow Guy is actually worth listening to.
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  11. Well said, Seth. Thank you for a clear explanation of what "defund the police" means. Seems to me they're actually saying "Give less funding to the police, and shift that money into other services that will help people nonviolently." But that's too long to fit on a protest sign.
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  12. It must be so hard for those reporters to sit there and not talk back, especially when Trump is bragging about how Pence can dodge their questions and Kushner is talking about Federal property like it belongs to him. I know it's part of their job to follow the etiquette and only ask questions when they get the chance, but good grief it must take self discipline to not start razzing the stage. They show respect for the Administration even when it shows none for them.
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  13. Aww, your kids are still adorable, even when they're not dressed as wasps. Mask wearing is the best thing Americans can do for each other right now. It's a way of taking control of the situation and doing something to fight the virus regardless of where you live or what dumbass politicians may or may not be doing in your state. Take the power back for yourselves.
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  14. "That's just the description of the author." LOL
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  15. 3. If Trump says "believe me" he knows he's lying and this is gonna be a big one. Pretty sure Seth has mentioned this tic before. 4. If "a lot of people say" or "a lot of people have told me" that means Trump is totally alone in his opinion.
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  16. Yes, exactly. Republicans don't want the government (that they currently run) to do anything except national defense, so they put incompetent people in charge of it.
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  17. He'd probably nominate Judge Jeanine first. Then maybe a tape recording of his own voice.
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  18. Definitely the coolest kid at school.
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  19. This is true of any Trump impression, because they have to be entertaining. The real Trump rants in a way that only makes sense to him in that moment, but impressionists have to make at least a little sense or they'll lose the audience.
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  20. The dog was doing its job. Somebody was breaking the law and the dog was trying to stop them.
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  21. Antony Starr is such a good actor I think a lot of people don't realize how talented he really is. He inhabits the characters so completely we forget that he's acting.
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  22. I agree wholeheartedly with everything you said, except "...who sadly won't ever meet his kids." You never know. The Sea Captain lives in the land beyond imagination that is Seth's in-law's house. Anything can happen there! An old sea dog might even have one last great adventure where he's reunited with his family and everything is all right again. Then they're all killed by the giant claw monster. Btw, Coos Oorlog. Never be afraid to reach for the stars, man.
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  23. The man is uncanny! He sees nuances in the book the publishers don't even know about.
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  24. And they caught the guy! He wasn't even wearing the hat. Those are first rate detectives.
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  25. It's just brilliant.
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  26. Looks like a limited series.
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  27. But Diego actually has balls.
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  28. That's an insult to rabid raccoons.
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  29. Did Trump's hands get a little smaller in each successive story?
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  30. They were so angry they made free stuff for him. That's a special kind of rage.
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  31. Memaw, he's makin' fun of me on the TV again!
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  32. This is really funny! Well done, Seth and writers. Well done.
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  33. That's hilarious! No corrections here, I love it when you tell these stories and could listen to them all day. "That's a double negative!" LOL!
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  34. This is the best comment on here.
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  35. It was awesome!
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  36. I think he actually believes the stupid things he says on his show, and because of that he's losing his mind. The more America recovers and begins to prosper the more unhinged Tucker Carlson will become, because he thinks things are supposed to be getting worse.
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  37. "Oh no! Wait a second... " .... "He was a BAD lawyer!" ROFL.
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  38. I originally thought it was pudding for horses, but apparently it's pudding made from horses, which puts a different spin on it.
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  39. Standing wheelbarrow. LOL! You're totally correct, of course. The Republicans are okay with Trump casting doubt on the electoral process because they think in their secret hearts that Democrats have been committing fraud for years. All those non-white people voting... That feels very fishy to them.
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  40. We knew where the door went, even though nobody told us. We always knew.
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  41. His second best impression after Bernie Sanders. They're both hilarious.
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  42. The announcer wanted that to be a home run so much he temporarily convinced himself that it was. It happens to all of us these days, except most people don't correct themselves afterwards,
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  43. Might as well slip the flu vaccine in there too, maybe the HPV vaccine as well.
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  44. "There is no independent solution to "re-opening the economy" that is independent from a plan to deal with and contain the virus." That's very true. Chris Hayes is 100% right about that, and one of the ongoing tragedies (among so many much larger ones) is that Trump's inability to see both of these problems as a single issue means the US government can't deal with the situation at all. Agencies are pursuing their respective parts of the problem, but with no coordination at the top nothing they do will fix the entire issue. So the government keeps chasing its metaphorical tail, and all the important decisions have to be made on a state level. But states are too small to make collectively effective decisions on the virus, even when groups of them coordinate. If California, Oregon and Washington state open sooner than the East Coast states, it could cause another wave of infections.
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  45. You know how they say that eyes are the window to the soul? With Stephen Miller it's easy to see that no one's home.
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  46. That was definitely a LOL moment.
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  47. And he still had to put a finger on the bottom so he didn't dribble water on his tie. Very presidential motor control there.
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  48. Remember their names because they're AWESOME. :)
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  49. Oh, definitely! That live audience is made out of people who wanted to be there. No doubt they've been watching on TV and maybe online this whole time.
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  50. Trump just isn't that important to American history, there would be no need to detail everything he said and did and all the controversies he was involved in. The history course would probably spend a fair bit of time talking about how America had become so radically polarized between different political parties, and how that polarization opened the door to corruption. Trump himself would be mostly discussed as a symptom of those problems.
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