Comments by "sarcasmo57" (@sarcasmo57) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. The scary thing is this could happen to any of us.
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  2. Well, that settles it. I'm going to do my BA in communications.
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  3. Their baby boy's name is Jaxon.
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  4. The problem with the hot air balloon voting place is all the hot air balloon traffic.
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  5. The current president would fit right in in that Denny's.
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  6. I just hate all the plastic disposable mom sticks clogging up our oceans and landfills. If you buy a good one it's for life.
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  8. This grandpa's got gumption, by golly, gumption!.
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  9. The stories are getting a little stale, I bet they cancel it soon.
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  10. Hold up hold up!! Unbelievable! Meeting with the Australian Prime Minister?!? That's blooming OUTRAGEOUS!
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  11. See, no need for gun control.
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  12. Potato salad seems like a reasonable guy.
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  13. Step 1, under-fund education. Step 2, slow decay of society. Step 3, 2020.
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  14. But mah freedoms!
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  15.  @bunjier4041  Don't laugh, so many people are dying because of him.
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  16. Why spelling bee and not spelling wasp?
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  17. Thank you so much! I have a huge Chinese economics exam tomorrow.
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  18. How can I enter my daughter into the competition?
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  19. I surprised my gorilla with this news at a death reveal surprise party
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  20. Me and that guy would get it on, so long as no 6's or higher are around.
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  21. I better call my uncle, he lives in Canada which is very close.
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  22. I helped her move.
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  23. That kid gotta toughen up.
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  24. We lose more bike pants that way.
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  25. You can't just report real things in a realistic way and call it comedy.
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  26. There is a real Chinese dessert made from the same stuff as drywall. No kidding look up 豆腐脑.
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  27.  @skyline_supra_guy3756  You beat the system. But at what cost? at.. what.. cost...
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  28. What do claims adjusters do?
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  29. I hope they find her.
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  30. 7elevan is an inside job.
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  31. Guys they got app on cloud.
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  32. Dangerous.
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  33. Quietest school ever.
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  34. he says it like it is
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  35. Meth is not a very good drug.
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  36. Would this have been so bad? I was living in China at the time but still, might have turned out better than our current timeline.
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  37. People are having sex?
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  38. Do you think that he might have killed someone?
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  39. Worked for me. Thank you.
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  40. Lucky kid.
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  41. I eat more that fifty cucumbers per day and I can't seem to shake off this belly.
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  42. Needed some spaghetti slurping.
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  43. I need this for some reason.
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  44. I have that many minutes per week? I mostly just waste them.
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  45. Another good news story. No more of these in 2020.
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  46. Finally a good news story.
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  47. Thought this would be satire.
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  48. Any footage of that kitten?
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  49. Ah yes, the joy of sinewy muscles.
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  50. Reminds me of that picture of the remains of the woman who went to a rave in the catacombs under Paris and wandered off.
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