Comments by "Panther Platform" (@pantherplatform) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. 50y ago
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  2. Wow. That's my 1980 Chevy Caprice Classic Station Wagon!
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  3. 1 billion views on this channel.
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  4. Only a hundred mosquitos? You should see the trillions of them up here. No wonder we laid so many bags of concrete.
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  5. This video is as old as Michael Jackson's death.
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  6. This comment aged poorly...
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  7. (RUSH LIMBAUGH)
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  8. Is that old chief Elizabeth Warren with her tribal garb? Impeach your dad. Impeach your dad.
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  9. I had my funeral last week. I'm only 35 so hopefully it's not gonna be for awhile but at least there won't have to be a funeral then.
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  10. I'm hired?
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  11. I knew I was going to be a hot gender neutral karen when I was 5.
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  12. Mansplaining...
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  13. Toxic positivity.
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  14. Looks like that dude Jimmy from Bright Insight
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  15. Nick hole barren. Yikes
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  16. I concur.
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  17. Nah. CNN said J6 was the worst attack to ever happen on US soil and it was. Trump killed millions of people.
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  18. Too bad no YouTube videos from the 90s.
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  19. They get picked on a lot too.
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  20. AP "CHICAGO" STYLE LOL
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  21. Clifford Baines is always out
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  22. 1:00 1:01 1:02 1:03 1:04 1:05 1:06
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  23. Don't name it Aiden or Madison
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  24. Oh boy am I happy. I'm happy...
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  25. I trust the science. NOT!
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  26. Y27
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  27. They don't even have any coolaid to drink. You swallowed it all...
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  28. Robert Bradshaw lol
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  29. Not anymore!
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  30.  @josephsshitpostemporium4325  how about a shitbox emporium?
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