Comments by "Link Knight" (@OffGridInvestor) on "Count Dankula" channel.

  1. You know that tounge out thing? She wants to be fed. Yes I've seen too many videos of baby signals. Honestly wish I was a dad myself 😢 . I just hope it happens for me because life REALLY HAS been pointless if it doesn't.
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  2. The heir with no hair.....
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  3. ACTUALLY there's mean to be 2 EGGS each time, Dank. And it's MAINLY THE LINING. I couldn't tell you if that would have been the placenta but probably not. Which it's funny with 2 eggs that there's not a higher rate of twins. I did work for a place involved in IVF once and sperm analysis is a bit more interesting. Better than periods. You could see over 100 moving around on a a screen at once. Computer would actually analyse the condition of each one and put a symbol next to it.
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  4. I had a crazy stunt I could do with Windows 95 that sounds VERY similar. I could literally get to the password, hit ctrl alt del, which would bring up task manager, then it would have an option to run whatever program you wanted, I would type Explorer and Windows would start!! I would just drag the password screen down to the bottom and do whatever I wanted on the computer
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  5. CUUEEE THE MUSICCCC.....
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  6. Gotta have Hutt River Province there. Shows how bad the Aussie government can get.
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  7. The Australian aboriginals have a faceless man that only appears in the night that will kill you. I think it was really to stop young people catching the adults banging at night.
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  8. ​ @ImperiumLibertas they're not cheap. I bought a van with a single key that ITSELF was a replacement and tried to get another. It was going to be like US$150 for a remote fob and key and the remote looked like a flimsy kids toy. This is back in 2018.
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  9. Racing burnt out old cars in a field with mates while drunk. EVERY WEEKEND IN COUNTRY AUSTRALIA.
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  10. You can look at the cervix to tell if a woman is pregnant. Works regardless of breast changes or a belly growing.
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  11. Shows how SCREWED UP your judges are. Here in Australia we have a pedophile who used to shave kids heads. He's offended a lot of times so lives in a house outside a prison that I used to deliver stuff to. He has supervision every time he leaves the house and goes shopping once a week. He has actually asked to be castrated so he can be let live in public again, claiming that castration would fix his problem. Nobody believes him and he hasn't been castrated and still lives in the house I believe.
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  12. I heard that 21 confirmed kills was the highest number of all the rumors combined and realistically total BS.
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  13. Learn some history....
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  14. Not unknown for pregnant waitresses to be in hooters.
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  15. 8:50 what kind of STUPID SHOP wants you to look at their short menu online when you're already on the phone? And the fat thing. It's because EVERYONE KNOWS you don't want food from a SKINNY chef. So if they're fat it's a sign it's good food.
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  16. NO GRANDDAUGHTER VISITS TO HIM THEN. Let's face it, you had Gary make that fake call.
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  17. Colliery is the EQUIPMENT and coal mine. Basically the entire setup. Mining investor here.
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  18. F RIP jeff.
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  19. It IS right about the 5.56mm round causing more damage. They realized that a dead person doesn't need caring for but a an injured person needs like 3 people. They ALSO realized the mess that a tumbling/keyhole bullet would make versus a perfectly straight one. So they have a HOLLOW BIT just behind the copper jacket of the tip. And it crushes in as it dirst hits STARTING the tumbling ONLY when it hits something. It will tumble 98% of the time and the surgeons in the Vietnam war said that the 5.56mm would make a total mess whereas the AK rounds were such a perfectly clean cut that it was more a case of just stitching up. Because of the heat of the bullet they were also partly sterile. The other thing that happened with the 5.56 was the higher velocity would cause hydroshock which means the water in the body would ripple like a stone in a pond and hydroshock alone could seriously damage the internal organs.
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  20. Not saying I completely disbelieve in ancient aliens. The strange things they've found on that show with stones.... the fact that you can't lift any more than 3300 yons due to the way gravity works AND YET one of those stones in a pyramid is supposed to be 3500 tons...... and these pyramids being in different areas of the world....
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  21. 37:00 so Dank DOESN'T GET IT that A LOT of people in prison have their VERY STRANGE quirks.
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  22. ​ @yahnservices1978 ESPECIALLY NOW that he's actually MADE money thru sponsorships. When they were first together before the pug incident they were barely getting along financially.
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  23. 21:30 SAME HERE in a way. Learned a bit from real life but A LOT from the internet. Right down to field stripping an AK and AR15. But I already know I'm a good shot and have EXTREMELY delicate motor skills as I can do miniature writing. Like the kind you need magnification to see properly.
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  24. That "right to roam" law IS CRAP because city people trample AND KILL wheat crops. Not realizing that it isn't grass. I know it's born of too many people in a small area but here in Australia you'd be done for trespassing. But the BIGGEST issue here in Australia is the bastards STEALING YOUR AQUATIC LIFE from ponds near the road. You buy stuff like yabbies (basically crawfish) to put in your ponds and find assholes fishing THEN OUT. I am less than a kilometre from a public river but it happens to me! After the last drought I decided not to restock with anything. I was going to and it wouldn't have been too expensive but the place that sold the yabbies I can no longer find in the newspaper and it would have only cost me $100 or so.
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  25. Nice guys ALWAYS GET STOOD ON AND WALKED ALL OVER.
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  26. The ACTUAL CONCEPT of consumerism was started BY BRITISH LABOUR ACTIVISTS after WW2 with the idea that things were busy DURING the war so why can't we create a system where they're ALWAYS BUSY. Because that would keep the working class in a full time job.
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  27. And he probably already had 2 million stashed from all his university work. Which explains why he doesn't need to work. There's an aspect of russians and east Europeans having been poor so long.... they DON'T WANT the big dollars. Because they lived a life for so long with very little money that it's all just CONSUMERISM AND A BIG EGO that wants the big dollars.
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  28. Wait. £600 for 3 MONTHS WORK? What is THIS??!! Like Bangladeshi wages?!!? In AUSTRALIA we get AT LEAST that EACH WEEK. With many people GETTING MORE. I do a Saturday now for concreteing related stuff and take home like over £150 and now that I'm about to go to afternoon shift, Saturday afternoon will be over £250 take home for that ONE NIGHT. This is AFTER taxes.
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  29. Do you know that Kiwis have had semi autos banned SINCE 1998??? I remember when it happened because they done it WHEN AUSTRALIA DID. But NOONE on the Internet ESPECIALLY AMERICANS seem to know that.
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  30.  @sunnyjim1355  you have no idea how politics DOESN'T WORK in Australia or New Zealand. The elite decide something and NOTHING will stop them doing it. You can call politicians and protest and whatever but NOTHING. anyway it's ALL BULLSHIT because they had ALL semi autos taken in the 1998 ban OVER 20 YEARS AGO.
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  31. And so is the kung flu.
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  32. I LOVE this ongoing theme in the UK of CONSTANTLY BLAMING EVERYTHING except the company that WOULDN'T PAY after they ALREADY were paid in full for the job. "Oh it's him, he insulted his fellow workers by destroying their work". WE ALL KNOW that would happen in renovations in 5 years ANYWAY. Oh it's mental health services. Yeah, give a guy HIS MONEY and a DECENT CHANCE at getting ahead in life and there WOULDN'T BE any "mental health issues". Because they were DIRECTLY CAUSED by being RIPPED OFF. All the MENTAL GYMNASTICS that everyone ELSE comes up with is the REAL MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES. In Australia they would've said it AS IT WAS and just avoided the stupid blame games while BOSS MAN in his range rover RAN OFF with full payment WHILE screwing his workers. HOW RICH do you have to be to STILL be greedy enough to screw over your laborers AFTER you got full payment.
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  33. The time was January
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  34. Heard about the VW advert where they had a woman with a pram so decided the advert needed to be banned.....
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  35. That's a great one
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  36.  @ponponpattapon  he was Irish AF facing corrupt British freemasons in law enforcement who wanted his mothers farm.
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  37. Jill biden does the same thing.
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  38. 7 minutes in this ACTUALLY sounds a LOT LIKE country Australia. You know it's VERY common to reload and rework cartridges and cast bullets? As for homemade guns and illegally built houses..... sounds just like my sisters area. Actually my area gets up to that too. At least 2 or 3 neighbors have semi autos and one time I heard what was fairly obviously a full auto string of shots running at a fairly high rate..... never mind all the weed growing. They try to hide it next to the grapevines in vineyards to hide it. Apparently the different green stands out when the cop chopper goes over.
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  39. 117 angry twatter feminists and journalists with daddy issues disliked this.
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  40. Yeah well..... WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST kid given everything to throw it all away...
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  41. 1:42 pa ran. No such thing as pra ran.
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  42. We have PRO vaxxers here who are SO DAFT with research that they don't even know OUR OWN numbers on covid related stuff. This morning a news channel (7) was pushing the narrative that women in the early stages of pregnancy AND even in their 20s NEED the vaccine. While the government has SAID THAT they DON'T KNOW how it affects pregnant women and advised to only vaccine in LATE term pregnancy. And if you look at the figures of people in their 20s hospitalized, it's EXTREMELY low.
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  43. HIIII - LUX. NOT heelux. Disappointed. Especially considering you've PROBABLY GOT these in Scotland because I know England does.
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  44. You know that the US doesn't EVEN SELL the hilux dank? I have had Americans tell me they wish they could get them.
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  45. THE HEIR WITH NO HAIR....
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  46. ONLY 1 AND A HALF hours for emergency services..... THAT'S QUICK in Australian terms. And south African terms.
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  47. You mean bill hicks comedian or the bill hicks that appears at the end of danks videos?
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  48.  @Purple-Aki-1  probably the USA
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  49. The SECOND noise sounds like KESTRELS we have here in Australia. First one is DEFINITELY a fox though. I get them out here. Freaks the cat out. Honestly wish I had a decent guy to take care of them because they get QUITE close.
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  50. Schizophrenia is A HELLUVA DRUG
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