Comments by "Colorme Dubious" (@colormedubious4747) on "Dashcam Lessons" channel.

  1. #1: Unfortunately, I think we've all lost priceless IQ points for having experienced that clip.
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  2. "My Tesla" plus "Tesla cam" plus another "my Tesla" equals "We get it. You're a complete douche nozzle."
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  3. The turtle rescue and the helpful cop are a nice change of pace.
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  4. Well, THAT's new! Imagine wrecking your car at the notorious Fresno intersection with NOBODY running a red light.
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  5. #36: If your car has been hit in the same place 5 times in 3 months, PARK IN A DIFFERENT PLACE!
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  6. Someone inconvenienced me for 2.5 seconds, so I'm going to lean on my horn for 90 seconds.
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  7. #2 -- You're leaning on the horn and chasing him like a lunatic because YOU unexpectedly tried to cut past him in the RIGHT lane instead of waiting your turn like a normal person. Gee, I wonder WHY he hauled ass out of there...
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  8. It sounds as if his wife is just as big a sociopathic rageaholic as he is. I guess there really is "someone for everyone."
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  9. Let's recap: The red car makes it into the roundabout with a little room to spare (a bit close but no paint exchanged). Derek thinks that somehow deputizes him, plows through a curbed median, drives like a lunatic in the wrong lane, does a Dukes of Hazzard bootleg reverse, drives the wrong way again, somehow believes that HE is the aggrieved party. To top it all off, he uploads the video proving that he's a maniacally dangerous aggressive driver who has no business being behind the wheel of a plastic Fisher-Price toddler-mobile. Skill points: 0. Self-awareness: 0.
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  10. A GoFundMe for a car accident? Nothing sketchy about THAT at all. I'm not convinced that we should reward people for failing to maintain insurance coverage. Not only that, but on his posted video he commented to someone that his lawyer is working on it. Accident attorneys usually work on a contingent-fee basis, so he certainly doesn't need YOUR money to pay the guy.
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  11.  @mitchellperkins4334  Someone DID die. The text clearly stated that fact.
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  12.  @iBolt07  "Too stupid to drive at an appropriate speed for the weather conditions" is an amazing new definition of the word "mistake."
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  13. California: "Look at our terrible hurricane!" The Gulf Coast: "You call THAT a hurricane? That's so adorable." 🤣🤣🤣
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  14. #1 - That one's on YOU for being utterly oblivious to the developing situation ahead of you.
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  15. "Stay safe!" -- immediately followed by smash cut to motorcyclist driving like a suicidal lunatic.
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  16. I'm assuming that the actual lunatic is the cammer in clip 2.1!
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  17. #15 apparently hits his horn whenever another driver gets near his ZIP code.
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  18. That tree clearly swerved into the guy's lane!
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  19. 5:26 - You didn't "brake" any bones but the lady who hit you didn't brake anything at all!
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  20. #13: You are a TERRIBLE driver. SLOW DOWN!!!
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  21. I love how that one chick kept screaming and screaming but never surrendered control of her car to random chance. That is how you do it, people! Keep driving until the last piece stops.
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  22. "Blocking traffic?" There were only TWO moving cars in that entire parking structure! What a drama queen.
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  23. That guy helping push multiple vehicles out of their snow-traps is the most Canadian thing I've seen all year!
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  24.  @alexxela9502  Here's a crazy idea to ponder: Maybe he LIKES the life he's built for himself here.
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  25. I've never believed so many cammers' explanations less than I have today.
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  26. I'm pretty sure that's spelled "cardigan" -- but I'm absolutely sure that the pullover twins were speeding mindlessly into a construction zone.
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  27. You must be new here. 🤣
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  28. Cammer: "Hello, police? I ALMOST got sideswiped by another car!" Police: "That's ALMOST interesting. We'll get right on top of that just as soon as we solve all the murders."
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  29. The downhill skiing is excellent all along the Gulf Coast.
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  30. If I was that Montreal cammer, I'd be super embarrassed to upload a clip that demonstrates how abhorrent my musical tastes are.
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  31. I assure you that I have always been fully compliant with the law when missing an exit.
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  32.  @grahamcracker_Photography  That was my take on the situation. The driver was clearly getting blinded by headlights and those crappy streetlights and was slowing accordingly.
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  33. "If you make the cops chase you, they're bringin' an ass-kickin' with 'em."
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  34. Miata dually with super duty towing package.
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  35. #13: Watch that blood pressure, my dude!
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  36. It's a reversible lane. Typically inbound during morning rush and outbound during evening rush.
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  37. Your area = Earth.
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  38. Not to mention casual disregard for basic road manners. They're constantly trying to pass each other going up grades where they're all equally slow, creating impromptu rolling roadblocks.
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  39.  @kadengordon6941  He would also have been fine if he'd been driving at half that speed.
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  40. #8 seems irrationally aggressive and has serious anger management issues.
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  41. A lot of "nothings" and "almosts" on this vid... A fine example at 03:20 - "Car runs me off road." -- WHEN? You never left the pavement and barely drifted over the line. What a drama queen!
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  42. SAM Antonio? Hey, that guy owes me money! 🤣
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  43. Bacon grease is growing some moobs.
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  44. The perfect caption for most of these clips is "You're BOTH idiots!"
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  45. #1: Yes, you over-reacted just a bit. Beeeeep Beeebeeebeeebeeebeeep. BEEP! Edit: Although not nearly as over the top as the two douche-nozzles in Clip #4. Compared to those psychopaths, you under-reacted!
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  46. Not to mention the terrible video quality.
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  47. It's worse. At least when the driver's been drinking, SOMEONE is actually driving the car!
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  48. "Insurance is finely paying." Hey, I don't care if they're coarsely paying -- as long as they're paying!
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  49.  @jworthington85  There are numerous 2-lane sections of rural US and state highways in Texas with 70 or even 75mph speed limits, but you're supposed to use your damned BRAIN when experiencing wet or otherwise less than optimal conditions!
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  50.  @brek2569  That's nothing compared to how expensive an untimely death is.
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