Comments by "Average Alien" (@AverageAlien) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. He pfreormed my bairn sgeury a few yaers ago and it wkored
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  2. CNN and Fox are really funny and all, but from time to time we all need some real news from the Onion.
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  3. This comment section is so hyped up, can't wait to see what the fuss is about edit: I've been scrolling for about 5 hours now. I'm getting close I think
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  4. "I did NOT do it." Yeah, lmao busted.
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  5. CNN more like
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  6.  @Gvistic  Your moms toys are vibrating
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  7. CNN is a joke
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  8. Take that stick out of your ass
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  9. how tf is it depressing????
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  10. "slightly biased." To be honest they are both on the same level
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  11. Oh no, I don't think he made it guys.... RIP deviant D
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  12. I miss the times where I could scroll into the comments section and get another 30 minutes of laughter out of the video. Instead of the same dry ass "as a" unfunny jokes and other dry boring comments discussing some politically correct analysis of the video they watched or whatever other waffle.
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  13. Cursed comment
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  14. fucking idiot
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  15. it's serious
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  16. yes why would it not be real?
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  17. Next you'll be telling me the airforce are part of the millitary
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  18. Lmao you serious
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  19. 666 likes
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  20. Not offensive? That's not a necessary criteria
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  21.  @captaincancer7786  gg
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  22. he stops replying after getting DESTROYED
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  23. 9/11 was an inside job though, I thought that was pretty common knowledge, oh well, still a few brainwashed americans I guess... but CNN has also committed a large amount of atrocities and evil acts
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  24. Oh no, you were about "to go off." Pussy
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  25. the onion isnt fake news loony extreist
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  26. so that's why my teacher ever touched me
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  27. Schnobel Mcshtinkaldorf you mixed sociopathic and pschycopathic up.
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  28. ryan miller only 2 months late, well done
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  29. but how is he?
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  30. Thanks for the essay analysis pal, didn't read + no one asked
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  31. No it doesnt
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  32.  @freezeqfilms3514  hahahahaha lol noob u got rekt xddd
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  33.  @Potato-pq5ez  yeah true
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  34. anyone in 2018?
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  35. nice
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  36. I just discovered them like a few weeks ago, but I have watched one of their videos a few years back and I thought it was true, until youtube recommended me it again and I realised it was fake lol.
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  37. wAciSMmmm no it's called a stereotype
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  38. the fact that people think this is real shows why so many people swallow more subtle CNN trash so easily.
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  39. "We wanted more colours" lmao
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  40.  @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813  Bruh you're such a little pussy. Using buzzwords for insults. Who neutered you pussy boy?
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  41.  @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813  aBlEiSt bahahahahahah what a little pussy ass bitch. You can't be straight.
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  42.  @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813  Oh ok that explains it.
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  43. Nope
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  44. Only vegtebalists like you push your agenda on normal people, #stopspreadingvegtablism
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  45. Nobody asked
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  46.  @Jackson-gw7ct  stop using the word cringe
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  47.  @BangTheRocksTogether  My life is now complete. I can rest in peace. The gods have spoken to me. The ancient ones.
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  48.  @benrops7534  Sir this is a Wendy's
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  49. no why would it be a joke?
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  50. no u
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  51. reply gay boy. Reply and acknowledge your stupidity.
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  52. but you look female so....
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  53. mhm
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  54. how does he scream self hatred dumbass?
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  55. 666 likes nice
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  56. jenna is disabled mentally. Kids, beware of jenna because she is mentally special
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  57. learn the difference between you're and your bitch
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  58. I thought the spectators were the targets?
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  59. why do Americans learn spanish anyways?
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  60. Unfunny unoriginal bot comment. Not even remotely funny. Never was.
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  61. lmao read the fucking moving text at the bottom.
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  62. scrolling text at the bottom says it all.
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  63. dab
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  64. This is even more relevant now days.
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  65. baseknight how are they random? Read the moving text at the bottom of the screen
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  66. Onion viewers when someone doesn't understand the onion : "HAHA LOLOL R/WOOOOOSH U GOT REKT LMAOOOOO XDDDDD UR STUPID WOOOSH HAHAHAH U R/ATETHEEONON
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  67.  @benerd3198  aka you
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  68. Cringe dry ass comment
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  69. ​@andrewgreenberg1862 You are a dimwit and should never share your half baked low IQ opinions again. People like you are the reason why voting should never be a right
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  70. suuurrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee
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  71. Is it bad that this fooled me twice?
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  72. Lmao what's been happening for ages? Some bad police officers? Yeah sure. Cant prove racism is involved
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  73.  @Redridge07  exactly
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  74. The text at the bottom though
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  75. This comment was written by chat GPT. This new generation of youtube comments is dry and boring asf. What happened to all the good old comments?
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  76. ​ @IambiguousSegment  Except that rittenhouse would have every right to laugh at those losers
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  77. ​ @razi_man  It was needed you stupid shit. Absolutely needed and deserved. It should be celebrated far and wide. A few less human scum in this world
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  78. Unfunny ass "joke"
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  79. Nobody really asked
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  80. Unfunny unoriginal bot zoomer/gen alpha
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  81. AGS 15 it's not inhumane tho
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  82. I don't know man, pretending to be canada sounds pretty feasible to me
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  83. What do her texts say?
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  84. read scrolling text at bottom lmao
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  85. it's true
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  86. sounds like a good solid plan
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  87. Tahts fnatisatc, he hlpeped me too
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  88. So many morons in this comments section, both not getting the joke, and spoiling the joke
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  89.  @Gamingguy-my4wn  Dumbass detected
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  90.  @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813  Hahaha you're such a little pussy. Who neutered you?
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  91. That would work...
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  92. Dumbass
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  93. Lmao dipshite
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  94. Cheers dits. No one asked tho
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  95. Hmmmmmmmm
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  96. why?
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  97. yes it was us
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  98. I- I- This is my last breath- I'm drowin-
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  99.  @BangTheRocksTogether  your mother
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  100.  @huh4801  Cringe pgp
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  101. Aged wonderfully
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  102.  @lietenantstorks2789  lol it was an OD on fentanyl more like
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  103. OK buzzkill, dry ass comment no one cares
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  104. I thought this was legit until I realised it was the Onion lmao
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  105. Thanks for your thesis, no one will care to read
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  106.  @jbird4478  When the media are on smear campaign mode 1000 and lock on to every single mistake trumps made including his tweet spelling errors, you know they're sad and desperate
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  107. Nobody asked
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  108. Not really
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