Comments by "Natural Hypertrophy" (@NaturalHypertrophy) on "JRE Clips" channel.

  1. When I was 5 years old I wanted to be a snake. I'm glad my parents didn't let me cut off my arms and start crawling around on my belly
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  2. There are only 2 types of people who hitchhike: 1- Coolest most chillest dudes on Earth 2 - Serial killers
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  3. How many malls has uncle Joey personally pilfered and ruined?
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  4. We're governed and being lorded over by people who are less competent than us, that are being fed & housed with our taxes.
    710
  5. You sometimes come across those freaks of nature that you can tell at a single glance would be tremendous at a given sport. The easiest way to get them to give it a try is always some free shit lol
    708
  6. All I know is if we're still under lock-down when Summer really hits people are going to go bananas
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  7. Eddie the type of guy to refuse to get a massage because he never gives up his back
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  8. They went home after realizing that gluten free wagyu infused buns didn't just start materializing from the skies
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  9. CIA: We're gonna need a bigger rope
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  10. Tony Ferguson looked like he just fought Tony Ferguson
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  11. Khabib's strategy versus anyone: Just smesh
    667
  12. MJ's competitive spirit can melt steel beams
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  13. Lotsa people saying they would rather have people be honest than kind and yet will get upset the second someone calls they out on their sh*t
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  14. Bernie dropping out means 4 more years of Trump
    612
  15. Jocko casually snapping people's necks and not even realizing it lmao
    612
  16. Australia, where even toads become a big problem. Meanwhile in the USA we're turning the friggin frogs gay
    572
  17. Unless people start checking for products marked "Made in China" they will always gravitate towards the cheap stuff. It's going to take a conscious global effort
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  18. This is worst than what I see during my sleep paralysis episodes
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  19. To me the dead giveaway was during the interview, when she repeated the words her husband supposedly told her before disappearing exactly the same way as she did decades ago when he first vanished. To me that screams "script I repeated to myself times and times again to make sure my alibi was perfect" => "He said he needed to leave for the airport the next morning early, early, early."
    556
  20. At least you could trust the Nokias of the old days. Thing could barely keep track of itself.
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  21. Last time they spoke about their friendship Rogan teared up. Ol' Joe is toughening up
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  22. At the end of the game the last Boss you have to face off against is a big Joe Rogan head a la Star Fox 64
    539
  23. The Cartels upon seeing this video: Get that David Blaine guy, he's the ultimate mule
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  24. Can't wait for Alex Jones to get on the podcast and hear him explain how Gates is secretly a 6ft tall Iguana hybrid from another dimension
    526
  25. Remember that Schaub bet against Cejudo, meaning he had 100% chance of winning that fight
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  26. This podcast is becoming one giant add for saunas
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  27. Wait until Joe discovers that people do vodka enemas
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  28. The video of his crew seeing him off was quite something
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  29. Biden's amnesia comes in handy for once: he can just say he forgot about all these and the media will gladly give him a second chance
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  30. Brendan "only poor people catch coronavirus" Schaub
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  31. Once had a woman on the subway start shouting at me that I was "taking too much space on purpose and trying to impose on her". When I explained that I was doing no such thing I was told to stop mansplaining/manspreading and to scoot over. I was already taking as little space as I physically could, but she just wouldn't hear it. She just couldn't wrap her head around the fact that as a man my shoulders were just naturally wider than hers, no, it had to be because I was dead set on oppressing as many women as possible on my way to work
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  32. This is going to be a calm and respectful comment section
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  33. China's pocket run deep and their reach expands far. You wouldn't believe the amount of people that are on the CCP's payroll.
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  34. Ah, the obligatory Joe Rogan grizzly bear discussion, as is tradition
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  35. There's always that one kid that's already obsessed with gore & sex when the rest of the class is still playing pokemon and trading yu gi oh cards
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  36. Social media censorship... Like the type that's pushing Rogan to move his podcast to Spotify?
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  37. Joe "It's entirely possible Big Foot is actually a descendant of Ardi who got stuck in a glacier and preserved" Rogan
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  38. Outside of not being able to sustain it, we wouldn't even be able to enforce it . People are going to go out once the weather gets warm no matter what you do. Multiple places in the USA are already virtually not respecting the lockdown anymore.
    454
  39. The amount of talent sitting at that table could power a small town for a few weeks
    454
  40. This is still the best thing to ever come out of Philly after Rocky
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  41. Joe's been trying to sell me on the idea of getting a sauna for 2 years now, he's starting to wear me down
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  42. You know Bill Burr got in some fights strictly because he trolled other dude to the point where their only outlet was to try and bash his head in
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  43. Eddie the type of guy to put you in a headlock then lecture you about 9/11
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  44. Take a good look at these movements: every single one of them is, at its core, an attempt to destroy one or several pillars of our civilization. Every single time with no exception, you just have to open your eyes and it will appear to you clear as day
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  45. Lebron "China is ok in my book" James
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  46. Give a man a purpose and he'll wake up everyday with a smile on his face
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  47. Can't wait until all these hipsters turn Texas into another California
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  48. The media lies so much that they've gotten people used to it by this point. They can say the most outrageous thing with 0 backing, be proved wrong the next day and just move on to the next fake news issue with no repercussion.
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  49. That's being generous. He's be swiping the floors
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  50. Joe after this podcast: I'm leaving Texas and moving to the desert Schaub: 100% dude I've always loved scorpions
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