Comments by "Steve Parker" (@steveparker8065) on "BBC" channel.

  1. I'm just so overjoyed that I'm a subject and not a citizen. So ecstatic that the generosity of the royal family with all the extravagance of meals, drinks, security, hotels and cleaning services are paid for by the taxes of the poor and those using food banks to survive... After all, these people are special and deserve every luxury our poverty provides them...
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  2. My bucket list: get out of debt, be able to afford a nice cup of cocoa to sip while reading a good book, to live until I no longer enjoy being alive.
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  3. Bless him, we all wanted to be Eddie Kidd, what a legend. Thank you Eddie for being a big part of my childhood. Not sure why but I'm filling up here...
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  4. I found the spine of a thesaurus yesterday, my apologies for my contumacious, execrable, garrulous comment...
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  5. Britain's enjoying their cold exposure, although mostly through the increase in energy prices and no choice...
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  6. He's not dead he's just resting in some native greek soil in a coffin under Buck palace...
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  7. lol showing the world our feudal archaic leftovers, as If the world hasn't been laughing at us constantly the past decade...
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  8. African Bullfrogs were invented by Sir Ian African Bullfrog, who named the creatures after his daughter - Sally African Bullfrog...
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  9. Say what you want about Bush, but he was far better than Reagan... at acting...
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  10.  @missadventuresmotorcycledi2773  Yes, the serfs pay for the truffles and champagne while waving flags at those with nothing but contempt for them.
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  11. Camilla the Hun...
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  12. Don't get me wrong, I do feel for her. But celebs talking about depression and pain when it's a pandemic among the overworked, under-paid poor workers of this nation who are drowning in debt and reaching up for a float to find it's made of lead...
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  13. Leopards were first discovered in 1964 by Dr Frank Leopard while he was out looking for spotted felines. He then named the creatures after his daughter Emily...
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  14. Lions were first invented in 1956 by Sir Ian Lion, who named the creatures after his daughter Emily Lion...
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  15. Most of Britain will be celebrating this weekend with a glass of council pop and a smile. We may even be lucky enough to occasionally eat...
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  16.  @lucastaylor2321  Thank you, but I'm no worse off than the majority of hard-working Brits. As Holly once said "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?" ;)
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  17.  @nick777forde  Babbling was invented in 1802 by Sir Ian Babble. He was looking for a way to fill the pregnant void in between conversations...
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  18.  @XRPMAYBE  Emojis were invented in 1945 by Douglas Emoji during the end of the war celebrations. Unfortunately, the public had to wait until the computer and social media were invented before being able to use them.
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  19.  @XRPMAYBE  Lol is an omnipotent pixie that haunts mankind and the English language. I may be kicked out of the pixie club for divulging such ancestral knowledge.
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  20.  @ladyofthecreek279  Yes it was 1923 and Sir Ian took ages trying to get the Bull to mate with the Frog, which is understandable considering the logistics of such a feat :)
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  21. Cheaters were invented by the Tories in 1834...
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  22. This isn't specific to wildlife, it also happens on a typical stag do... Sowwy...
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  23.  @SP-uz3yb  No worries deleted mine too. Bugs me that celebs complain about depression when single mothers, the disabled, the homeless, the debt-ridden and the overworked, underpaid in Britain have to put up with depression as they have no time to 'Find themselves', 'Take a break at a spa or weekend retreat' or 'Connect'. They're too busy having to do housework, change nappies, make packed lunches for kids, and don't have the money. They have to go to work to pay the bills and deal with their depression alone...
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  24.  @sujitpachode3207  Ok is such a versatile little word. OK first appeared as an abbreviation for “Oll Korrect”. exclamation: used to express agreement or acceptance. adjective: satisfactory but not especially good. adverb: in a satisfactory manner or to a satisfactory extent. noun: an authorization or approval. verb: give approval to.
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  25.  @Vasiliy.Shlyakhov  империализм. Imperialism.
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  26.  @HumanBeing...  I suffer from late-stage terminal sarcasm, as a Human Being you have a built-in sarcasm detector, it's called a brain :)
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  27. Such a busy schedule, first talk to poor people, then present awards. Doesn't he ever take any me-time?
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  28. How can we avoid losing even more genetic diversity? We could start by admitting that we are heading for a global dystopian corporatocracy and then say offer the solution of a sustainable resource-based economy that is ecologically sound and based around decentralised power. Essentially taking advantage of modern technology, like the ability to gain a consensus of the population in minutes on any given topic and therefore removing the middlemen who usurp power for their corporate causes via lobbying corrupt politicians.
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  29. Zebras were invented by Miss Penny Zebra in 1878 when she took her horse into a car wash...
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  30.  @SP-uz3yb  I have suffered from depression for over 30 years also, at 51 I've learned to accept it and even to consider it a badge of honour. Depression in my opinion is a natural reaction to the world in which we live for any decent person with a good understanding of modern times. While money can't cure it having options that money provides and not having to work 12 hour shifts while worrying about overwhelming debt is a big help. Not to mention that many causes of depression in a consumer-led society is money.
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  31. I don't have a dark sense of humour. But I do wonder why our government have all the compassion of Fred West laying his patio...
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  32.  @HumanBeing...  My apple ogies. I have a joke for you. What have the Coronavirus and the Tories got in common? (apart from not having a cure for either) They both like to disproportionately target the poor, elderly, minorities, disabled and vulnerable.
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  33.  @HumanBeing...  No worries, My first language should be Welsh, but not many people in the South speak Welsh fluently since the English teachers beat Welsh children with a stick for speaking Welsh in Welsh schools during the 18th and 19th centuries! (I wish that was a sarcastic witty quip, but alas it's true) All British children sing that rhyme at school or when playing. So it's well known here in Britain.
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  34. In other news, Conservatives: A moment in office, a lifetime on your wallets...
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  35. Topical...
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  36. I posted a comment about incels using this as propaganda. But it was filtered out lol.
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  37. If you're going to drink plant milk, make your own. Seeds, nuts, a blender and a nut bag are all you need. Half of these trendy vegan milk replacements are just as bad for you and the planet as regular milk, albeit without the animal cruelty. The biggest drain on nutrients and contributor to bad health is the processing. Buying basic ingredients in their raw form is always better for the environment and your health. Locally sourced, unprocessed foods reduces transport, processing, packaging and labour.
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  38.  @kitchensinque  Would respectfully suggest that you learn history. King George sold the crown estates to avoid bankruptcy and to provide eternal generations of his family with a pension plan after the American Revolution. The Crown Estates don't belong to the Royal Family, it belongs to the state but the Reigning Monarch by their ascension to the throne claims ownership for the duration of their reign, but no profits belong to the Monarch. France has more profit from tourism so the main arguments that the royal Family cost little is strictly a fallacy. An independent review suggests they cost several million for each active Royal member. Then there are security and taxpayer refurbishments to their property etc...
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  39.  @peachesandpoets  I can't disagree. The only US presidents I ever had any fondness for, got assasinated.
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  40.  @nick777forde  *a Simian... Have the features of Simiiformes or have the features of a Simian. Got it? good!
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  41.  @nick777forde  No, I simply corrected your grammar. I see logic, reason and linear time have left the building...
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  42.  @nick777forde  If you didn't like the joke you coulda just stfu instead of being a drama queen and trying to jump on my thread. Still, if annoying people trying to spread a little humour keeps you happy, it's probably cheaper than therapy...
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  43.  @nick777forde  Still trying to bathe in my intellect and wit while throwing ad hominems around like a Simian having a tantrum? I've had a wonderful, enlightening conversation, but this wasn't it!
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  44. Baboons were first invented in the 18th century by the famous anthropologist Dr Emily Baboon when she was out searching for a primate with a large red arse. She named her invention after her nephew Frederick Baboon...
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  45.  @HumanBeing...  I just go by stats in both cases. How about a poem? Ring-a-ring o' roses, Incompetent Tory Posers, A-tishoo! A-tishoo! We all fall down.
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  46.  @HumanBeing...  It's based on a rhyme that's been doing the rounds in Europe since 1790s. Possibly earlier as it's about the great plague of 1666.
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  47. If I was a mantis I'd probably be celibate... I bet the incels use this as propaganda...
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  48.  @jayh9529  Scientists provide consensus but I do agree cronyism has crept into science.
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  49. Why is this filtered out? Sick of this narrative control... "Over 76% of C02 emissions come from industry and 71% is from just 100 corporations. No matter how carbon-neutral consumers become, while corporations continue to ignore legislation and governments continue to make vague promises we are doomed..."
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  50. I'd rather neuter myself with a rusty spoon than watch Eurovision, it's almost as bad as the coronation...
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