Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "PewDiePie" channel.

  1. "I might try making music..." Has original music videos with half a billion views already...
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  2. wow, example of jumpscaring the opposite direction, that was so subtle I missed it until it was pointed out
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  3. Pewds: I love you fans, you're like a father to me... Fans: OMG we're all going to die!
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  4. Felix: "Marzia, I can't be scared anymore!" Marzia: "Felix, I'm pregnant, it's twins." Felix: [scared]
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  5. Honestly, this house bothers me WAY less than Pewds buying thousand dollar belts and $500 hoodies. Hypebeast fashion is the most idiotic insanity.
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  6. Such irony since a prominent lyric in "It's everyday Bro", Paul says he's coming for PewDiePie next. I think we're all still waiting for him 3 years later.
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  7. That crazy deadlift confrontation: I'm going to assault you, endanger your safety with my actions, and then demand YOU leave because I'M offended in some way? Take that video straight to management, at least.
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  8. "Sorry isn't good enough' is what you'll be hearing from your employer as I stop to complain on the way out".
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  9. "You have beautiful eyes" Swiped Right "Lol, she actually fell for that?" DIPS OUT
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  10. Allow me to translate to American: 200ml or 0.84 cups of flour 400ml or 1.7 cups Milk 2 "eggs" Pinch of salt. Always real butter, the actual healthy option you're been brainwashed to hate.
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  11. The loss of Joergen is far worse than would be the loss of Jake Paul, although in fairness he's actually the somewhat likable, seemingly redeemable Paul brother.
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  12. As an American: PewDiePie: soothing foreign accent, polite, likable. xQc: grating french smug sounds, annoying, demanding, unlikable
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  13. Even better, she was training with the CIA
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  14. I had to pause on that too. 240/7 days/4 people is STILL an average of EIGHT hours per person per day.
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  15. I think it's for once he has a camera showing his actual face. It's been so washed out for YEARS. Low contrast. This seems much higher quality, richer tone.
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  16. I had to pause on that too. 240/7 days/4 people is STILL an average of EIGHT hours per person per day.
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  17. Contractor: "You want a chair? IN the shower? So....what? You can just sit and have water fall on you?" Felix: "YES, OF COURSE, I'm SWEDISH!"
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  18. I hope her coworkers in the biotech company saw this and dog on her ENDLESSLY for her whole showing.
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  19. Me: watches as European Union finally gets their wish of having their own army, laughs as they draft you.
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  20. "There are like, so many smart people..." That's the problem, there are lots of smart people, but way too many dumb people lol
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  21. Well you know, because of the size of his "platform" mark has a duty to the kids that watch to be a paragon of virtue and rightness. He is after all a role model and Influencer. Lulz. Meanwhile Felix is "don't listen to me, don't take my advice, I'm not a role model, I'm not an influencer, learn and think for yourselves everyone!"
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  22. Be sure to tell everyone your pronouns in your intro and no forbidden language, ok guys, this is a safespace
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  23. 14:04 Woman I'd not look twice at: "I wouldn't see any of these guys". She gets it. She'd see none of them because none of them would see or approach her
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  24. It makes sense, her self-awareness is non-existent and her 'EQ' is so low, she's gone and Dunning-Kruger-ed herself into thinking she's super-self-aware and her Eq is stellar!
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  25. "Revive' bottle flip? Bottle flip never died [Dabs]
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  26. Next he needs to make paczki, am I right? As an American near St Louis with their massive Eastern European population, fat Tuesday's lead up is a favorite time of year, because that's when I can get the best, freshest, most delicious paczki. Just that one time of year, but worth the wait and more precious for it.
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  27. I had to pause on that too. 240/7 days/4 people is STILL an average of EIGHT hours per person per day.
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  28. Even demonetized videos get ads, it's just in that case Youtube takes 100% of the revenue and the creator gets zero as punishment. For example, I've never had my channel monetized, I don't even have an AdSense account, and many of my videos have ads put on them. Youtube just gets all the revs
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  29. Next they need to roast Markipliers tiny $4 million dollar new old mansion house on a LA hilltop...
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  30. That's for the exercisers like in Pewds other video, the family that works out 8 hours each day, where they talk about how even their kids eat 15000 calories a day just to stay even because they lift so hard. I can see that. If someone goes in and does like a super-session where they're pounding away heavy weight for like 90 minutes, sure, grab a third of a pizza on the way out, why not lol.
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  31. He should go by their yoga class later and chide them for being too loud.
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  32. which is probably why Pewds seemed to hate it.
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  33. The most insane, perfect group of my favorite youtubers all at once! Add Markiplier, Bob, and Wade and break the collab market!
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  34. I think the boast was more he had a whirlwind short marriage AND unlike hundreds of millions of men, got out of it still rich and keeping his half-billion dollar house. Most men would have ended up in a cardboard box. His lawyers are probably the ones with the next biggest house in the world lol.
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  35. I can imagine Felix Jr starting his own channel down the road that's nothing but watching Elder Felix's old videos and reacting/making fun of them, and having a hundred million subs.
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  36. Hey, I'm all for mandating sound suppressors as a public safety measure ;)
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  37. ok kids, we have our vodka, now let's go to the park and drink it!
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  38. Makes sense, he's a CBRN Defense Specialist. I know people who did that, in other branches. It's an extremely complex, intense field requiring quite the depth of knowledge. You have to know how to protect anyone, anything, and anywhere against attack from Chemical, Biological, Radioactive, and Nuclear threats, and also how to identify and deal with those threats if/when they are used. That covers a LOT of intellectual territory!
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  39. That's just a theory.
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  40. There's actually an entire billion+$ industry to sell class and style. One of it's titans, Architectural Digest, was the one doing the profile on the last house lol
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  41. And it's not like he wore cheaper clothes but had that one "nice" item, like the belt, that he wore with everything. I know people who are frugal in some areas to buy one expensive thing they really want. But no, he's designer-ed out, on the drip head to toe, so icy, deadass no cap.
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  42. Non-poor gang: He's using an electric stove, how quaint (fires up 6.5 gas burners and griddle.)
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  43. Here's the biggest question I have about these videos: WHAT GYM ARE YOU GOING TO WHERE PEOPLE ARE RECORDING ALL THE TIME? At the gym I go to, if you even posses a camera, you're banned, possibly prosecuted. There are signs in every room, if you thing you see someone with a camera or taking photos/video, report it immediately. There are kids and families there, it's a PRIVATE facility, and I guarantee none of those recorded gave consent. The risk and liability are just way too high.
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  44. "A metal rod is inserted into your BROKEN FEMURS and LENGTHENED EVERY DAY " That sounds astonishingly painful.
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  45. Sun-adjacent
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  46. The scary thing about an event like the asteroid that hit Chicxulub ~66 million years ago, an object roughly 6 MILES in diameter hitting Mexico traveling around 12 miles per second, is that no matter where on Earth you were at that time, within 30 minutes to an hour you'd see drastic effects that it happened. 12,000 miles away it was still an event so impactful you'd see the effects.
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  47. Donald Trump created meme review and is the God Emperor of Memes Emeritus, and currently engaged in the 2nd Great Meme War, so that's a pretty big ask. Plus he has this whole Presidency distraction going on, it's just unlikely.
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  48. Of course Aiden is upset, they didn't let their good wine breathe for even a second before drinking it! Unacceptable! [possesses and kills Ryan]
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  49. Felix has the Hypebeast Eye! Spots 3 pixels of waistline "Is that a £300 Alyx rollercoaster belt?!"
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  50. On her: she seems like a nice woman to be taking my drive through order. I'd never give her a ride home or anything lol
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