Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "penguinz0" channel.

  1. "I'm 22 and I only make $100k/year", and that's where my sympathy evaporated lol.
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  2. You start babbling about a Jinn, and then the homeless guy you startled in the abandoned building stabs you for you wallet and goes to buy GIN.
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  3. Kid: “I’m actually crying!…” Mom: "Wow, your acting is actually getting really good, babe! Keep it up! Can you emote more?!"
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  4. This game makes me lose ALL faith in eyewitnesses lol.
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  5. Imagine role playing in a game people play to ESCAPE role playing in real life lol.
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  6. "We have to get out of here!" "Quick, let's make our escape in that new 2021 GMC Sierrra HD over there! It has towing cameras and leather seats and currently attractive finance offers!"
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  7. Reviewers: "I mean, it's OKAY. It's not like world-changing groundbreaking stunning and brave like The Last of Us 2 or anything..."
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  8. "But this is a horror movie, getaway vehicles never start or run!" "Don't worry, GM's new lineup are class leaders in initial quality and reliability. [car starts, protagonists drive to safety]"
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  9. OSHA would like to know about this impossible to open crash bar exit door... #firecode #governmentsarethetruetheives #regulatoryfines
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  10. As they show the close up of it's face, and it's eyes silently scream "Hey, I'm still conscious fuckers!"
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  11. Well, he does have millions more viewers now, on this channel alone
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  12. Homeless guy, the wind, gravity, malevolent demon genie. Those are the only possible choices.
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  13. Same, because him attacking them in his video is often far more than enough.
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  14. Dude, am I wrong or would "health food" mukbang be a content gold mine? That HAS to already be a thing.
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  15. Plot Twist: They're created BY FIRE
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  16. The guy had a backpack, so he apparently brought tools...I'd have added a nice Milwaukee M18 fuel brushless sawzall to the bag, problems solved.
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  17.  @AmbblyPuff  "you're just making yourself a target for robbery" IF, as you say, NO ONE cares how much money you have, who would rob you lol? Apparently someone cares, if they want to rob you, so your point is debunked.
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  18. Florida, it's like California but with better finances and weather, and nicer people.
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  19. Yeah, but the Netflix remake version, not the good anime version.
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  20. Technically it's -2,505,400 pounds, if you consider he could have walked away from that meeting with $2.5 million just for the name...
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  21. Charlie gives horrible advice by saying a flashlight isn't your first line of defense, especially with him living in Florida. You must first IDENTIFY THE TARGET, ALWAYS. Take some shots in the dark in FL and YOU'LL be the one facing decades in prison. FL has very strict firearms and self-defense laws.
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  22. As someone who graduated high school in 2002 and was cool then, I resent this comment.
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  23. I'm sure they only spend a few tens of millions on the design/focus grouping/rebranding.
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  24. "SNL brings wealthy African-American celebrity businessman in as host in attempt to boost ratings and relevancy."
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  25. That's why you sit down.
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  26. The hype for this was so overblown it almost equaled 10% of the hype for The Last Of US 2. The game that was 7 years in the making, a $100 million dollar magnum opus of story and INCLUSION, THE GAME OF THE YEAR! LULZ
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  27. I was there, but now can't prove it, so it never actually happened.
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  28. Yeah but, the other house had a treadmill..
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  29. As a cheese lover, I was like 'vegan cheese'? Isn't all cheese vegan, I mean, I don't think I've ever seen cheese with meat in it lol
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  30. I don't have to imagine, I'm tortured with that vision as I lost a cockatiel that way, she escaped her cage during the day, flew, hit a wall and fell behind a desk, head down, and struggled deeper wedged until she suffocated, and it took a day to find her. Sad. That was the end of escapable cages.
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  31.  C A P  ford takes a different approach, of having every police car you ever see in a movie be a Ford lol. But seriously, they have a like 80% market share of police vehicle fleets
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  32.  @Eisenwulf666  My local Doctor (actual) of Chiropractic is a quack as well, he actually told me I needed to stretch, and exercise, and change my diet to lose weight and stop by back pain. He wanted me to do yoga and lift weights. I paid for an instant fix, what a fraud! (But really though, That was my first and only visit to my local doc. He said I'm fine, I'm just fat and lazy and that will make you hurt, change it. I don't want to see you back, I want you to do the work and not need to come back, was his advice. He does teach yoga at the local Y)
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  33. Useless filler vids like this make me happy I block all ads and deny creators any revenue.
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  34. And, that's a GOOD thing. It's a positive character trait to NOT be a good secret murderer, or to be good at lying about other people being a murderer. Just as a general rule.
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  35. He needs to add a pair of the biggest widest legged JNCOs to complete The Look.
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  36. My current youtube diet is a testament to the Streisand Effect being settled fact. I'd never watched PewDiePie before, and I've been watching youtube since before there were ads, way back in the internet dark ages of 2005-ish time. But after the media went after him SO hard for whatever controversy of the week a few times ago, it made me go "I have to go watch his videos to see what the damn press is so on about. I don't trust them". Turns out I was right, the press are idiots and Pewds did nothing wrong, other than gaining a deplorable like me as a sub and daily viewer. That led me to going 'Who is this mark pliers person? Maybe I should look at their videos, too....and why is this other channel about a rotting eye? And before you know it I'm watching basically everyone I've seen Charlie play with the last week lol.
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  37.  @Sz_zach  Naw, saying you earned the right to dox someone because you donated to them is scarier...because without that the can't rape you in the first place. They feel they earn the right to rape you from donations, whatever, can't find you they can't rape you, empty threat.
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  38. The best part of the cgi is when you realize that the entire scene is cgi, that the person is the sole real object in that scene, and he's performing in an empty, blank space. The set looks real and does not exist.
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  39. Hey guys, Jacob Wood just has a theory, a MatPat theory...
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  40. Charlie: Dogs aren't filthy Also Charlie: Insults billions of Muslims with his comments about dog cleanliness.
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  41. This is why this game has made me lose all faith in a legal system that places so much credence on eyewitness testimony. Combine gaslighting, peer pressure, fallibility of memory, the Asch paradigm, and just plain convincing liars, and suddenly you have people who actually see things happen discount their own experience, people believing shit they literally made up entirely, and innocents die.
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  42.  @TheDeLiXx  my facetious tone went over your head. My point and tone were that the man I visited gave the same advice as my GP doctor, the common sense advice, the actual hard work advice, rather than popping some joints or laying hands, or prescribing opiates, and insisting thats the path, come back every 2 weeks. A real person invested in your health will not want to see you back. They don't want repeat business, they want healthy clients who don't need them anymore. And the yoga classes are free, ive never gone, can't now with Covid. I guess I'd just rather hear a realist opinion from a professional rather than them peddle some quick fix for profit. I'm in acceptance.
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  43. For real. I've actually had to work MORE thanks to the lockdowns. I run a water treatment system, and with everyone staying home and panic-cleaning everything demand is up over normal. And the wipes. Oh God the wipes. Nationwide, wastewater treatment plants are dying faster than Covid patients due to the tp shortage and everyone using wipes, destroying every pump everywhere. Just because its flushable does not mean you should flush it!
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  44. Wait, there's a 500 reply limit? Fucking censorous google...
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  45. Well, I mean NoPixel IS cancer, someone was going to die no matter what.
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  46. It's far better to use "Don't they teach you kids this in school anymore?", that way you still get the insult but it shorts our their brain by casting them as the victim of a failing education system. Here's another great one: How dare you assert your privilege. It makes woke people who believe in idiocy like privilege freak out lol
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  47. Fellow St Louisian, the brick home capital of the US, and today home to the most abandoned brick homes anywhere, unfortunately. Oddly enough there is a thriving brick black market centered in this region, to the point that not long ago a Congressman wanted to make a brick registry with serial numbers to reduce theft.
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  48. Every year 12,000 Americans die from stair falls. That's 12x more people than police kill, but no one cares, no one marches, no Stair Lives Matter, No All Stairs are Bastards. Our systemic multi-level racism just lives on, killing us 1200% faster than guns.
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  49. ...yeah, ok, BUT, buy the MERCH! MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH! -A Douchetuber
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  50. It solely reveals what was already there. We just never had the ability in the past to hear what billions of people think about something. If even 0.000001% of them are insane off the wall crazy thoughts and beliefs, that's still millions of people, larger than any military in existence.
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