Comments by "Playlist" (@playlist9980) on "Space Ice" channel.

  1. I love it when he refers to a fellow white guy as a "white boy". He pioneered the whole identity business.
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  2. "This guy stopped a convenience store robbery. Let's hire him to recover a stealth fighter plane."
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  3. That's what happens when you're supposed to travel to the Middle Ages but instead you travel to the outskirts of Vancouver.
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  4. It's like him in other movies being a Romanian cop but still American or being a Memphis detective but somehow coming home to his Russian trophy wife in France at the end of the day. His movies are just trope lists with no rhyme or reason. It's like they were written by a 10-year-old. Then again many were written by him.
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  5. "Man, he's unbelievable".
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  6. For real. Next step is making her an associate professor.
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  7. Also she says she hit him in the eye when the "rock" clearly hit him in the head. They can't even get that right.
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  8. ???
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  9. To be fair that description rules out about 45 per cent of LA population.
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  10. ​ @DirtyDanMunicipalMan  By the way he also drove gray Chrysler 300s in other movies. He must really love that car.
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  11. He's the gift that keeps on giving. It's a win-win situation. He gets to launder some more money and we get more hilarious Space Ice masterpieces.
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  12. "You deserve her for being so young and tall"
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  13. "He's not Jodie Foster. He's not into that weird shit." 😂
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  14. I just love how he's like a big child living up his childish fantasies.
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  15. I could literally use Sensei Seagal's voice as ASMR. Someone should make an ASMR compilation video.
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  16. ​ @DirtyDanMunicipalMan  Exactly. Folks here have worse detective skills than Seagal 😂
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  17.  @LuciusSicarius  And he's supposed to be this big gun collector in real life too, at least according to himself. Obviously the only think he does is staring at them.
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  18. Imagine the clash of egos. Just as well Breen is too frail and Seagal is too obese because otherwise they would end up killing each other.
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  19.  @JimmyDoresHairDye  I would really subscribe to a channel where Seagal spouts delusional nonsense between snort and snort.
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  20. It's Bucharest. Whenever you see "Paris" in a Seagal movie it's Bucharest. They must give big tax credits in Romania or something.
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  21. He's also a self-proclaimed gun expert.
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  22. So did Seagal. In fact he was all over her.
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  23. Bucharest
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  24.  @Milosan1986  He must be an Orchard Park Bills fan. They only have that one joke and for some reason they think it's funny.
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  25. Why is the Greek general Indian?
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  26. Someone couldn't afford to pay his mortgage
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  27. Why is the king literally adjusting his wig? And how come a medieval old lady doesn't have a single gray hair?
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  28. "The most secret secrets" - Neil Breen
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  29. No, Neil Breen's movies all look the same.
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  30. Michael Caine famously said about this movie: "It was absolute shit, but you should see the house it bought me".
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  31. Any coke money is always welcome
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  32. He does an awful lot of movies set in dim-lit prisons, probably to conceal his girth in the dark.
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  33. Very much like Seagal in real life, buying Buddhist sainthood titles and talking spiritual bullshit while being a rapist and a psychopath.
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  34. "Paris" has a suspicious amount of Dacias.
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  35. I'm actually in the process of watching a Seagal movie of the money laundering era. Watching the whole movie opens your eyes to new layers of incompetence, narcissism and facepalm. There's just too much of it to cover it in a video.
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  36. That's unfair. Some of them had a strong Valley Girl regional accent.
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  37. Then stop feeling bad, because it was actually filmed in Bucharest.
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  38. Not so nice now, huh?
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  39. No actual existing military rank is awesome enough for His Awesomeness.
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  40. I imagine the undubbes lines were basically sniffing and throat clearing noises.
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  41. It's a TV show
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  42. He and Seagal had a lot in common. Both from Michigan, both half-Jewish, both had a lot of made-up bullshit ethnicities, both had an extensive history of domestic violence and sexual abuse.
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  43. Forget Ethan Hunt. He's the real American Bond.
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  44.  @sk1dr0w  NS (Natural Stupidity)
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  45. "mental problems" is also the explanation for Breen's "movies"
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  46. Probably money laundering
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  47. "...like you're fucking newlyweds"
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  48. He's supposed to be a big guitar collector and gun collector, but he doesn't know how to hold a guitar nor a gun. I think he just stares at them and jerks off.
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  49. Space cyborg Neil Breen, that's who.
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  50. 11:39 That supposed city map of Paris is quite obviously not a map of Paris, but a map of some sea port. Top production values as usual.
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