Comments by "TastyScotch" (@TastyScotch) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. “Life is so much easier when youre bro” True.
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  2. Palworld is an analogy on life, teaching us many important life lessons. Things like “To overcome a challenge, you need to have the balls to see it through.”
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  3. “Please dont download this mod located at the link below. Please do not adjust the custom setting to x y and z and definitely do not use the additional asset pack located here.”
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  4. As much as we warn against the dangers of AI replacing peoples jobs… in 10 years we honestly might need them to 😬
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  5. LoZza: 63 tweets a day Bots: damn, thats impressive 😱
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  6. Meanwhile those “transparent try on hauls”, “clean with me while i wear see-through clothes” and “breastfeeding tutorials” just keep on keeping on 😂
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  7. Imagine being a billionaire and cutting corners to save money 😂
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  8. Spent 5k on diablo and then quit. Pretty sure thats exactly what bobby wanted you to do 😂
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  9. Honestly being seen with James Corden is probably worse than those devil memes 😂
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  10. So… you dont actually play as a pirate, you play as the pirate ship? 😂
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  11. Two things i know about warhammer: 1) Games Workshop makes bad choices. 2) Games Workshop is Warhammer’s greatest enemy But, the IP persists somehow. Likely through nothing more than the sheer force of will of its fandom.
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  12. Henry Cavill and Arrowhead should colab on a TV show called “We just can’t catch a break.”
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  13. “It needs to reflect the world we live in today” “Its not the world we live in today. Its a made up place. Its not real.”
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  14. Lets be real. The people who buy games based on IGN reviews are the same people who were shocked when the hawk tuah girl stole all their money in a crypto scam 😂
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  15. Squirrel lost it when the druid cast pulverize 😂
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  16. The Japanese arent afraid to say the quiet part out loud 😂
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  17. I experienced this is hawaii. I worked on a farm with a Brazilian who despite “only” earning $7/hr would work tirelessly for 16 hours a day of hard farm labor. I asked him once why, he said, “here i work one hour, i make one days pay brasil. I work here 18 months (that was the length of his work visa), i make 30 years pay brasil. I go home i no work again. I take it easy.” 😂
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  18. She’ll try to sue until she finds out that NPCs are by definition not real people and therefore have no rights. But on the flipside, ice cream so good.
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  19. Asmon: “i dont wanna make it a big deal.” Also asmon: titles video “The big announcement”
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  20. As the saying goes, “if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.”
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  21. Butcher was like “omg its that guy who eats pizza with cobwebs on it! Omg so gross! Bleh let me outta here! Aaaah!”
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  22. Classic is fun. But, unlike back in 2007, everybody knows what to do, there are guides on mechanics rotations and gear prios, and even how to farm gold quickest. The game wasnt designed for everyone to be good at it 😂
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  23. Asmon sees the bath towel and thinks; “WHAT IS THAT??! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL”
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  24. A girl once broke up with me saying “i dont think its gonna work im looking for someone more commited who has his life more together and knows what he wants and where hes going blah blah blah” i agreed it wasnt gonna work. She asked why, and i said “youre too short.”
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  25. Thats the most P2W water park ive ever seen 😂
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  26. Dude was bragging in class about some party he went to, and my high school chemistry teacher turns around and says, “Jordan, you date for money, and you lie.” And then went back to teaching the class, enjoying the silence 😂
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  27. Mcconnell is the lemon zest that you dont think you need until its missing.
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  28. Imagine boycotting a game you already paid for 😂
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  29.  @KP_Casablanka  that would explain a lot 😂
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  30. Casinos: “we made the slot machine random so everyone has a chance to win.”
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  31. Funny how im sure this all started by her noticing one day that she could see through her scarf or whatever but themat she looked blindfolded. So she decided to do a little “blindfolded run” content for her stream. But she probably did not plan on getting so much attention and being put under the microscope 😂
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  32. He contemplates, and then remembers hes a millionaire who owns a company that makes gaming computers. He can just get a new one off stream 😂
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  33. Asmon spittin facts as always
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  34. I heard the Kings Coronation required a lot of Good Boy Points. But was paid for easily because George was such a good boy.
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  35. Since the rest of the raid knows they have to carry asmon and mcconnell anyway they probably dont mind the loot shinanigans. 😂
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  36. Cant wait to find out 75% of that time is spent flying in a spaceship staring at nothing 😂
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  37. Dont worry asmon, cata classic is coming. That might be more your speed 👍
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  38. I was in Astoria OR, for a few weeks and learned that the heroes of the town were bar pilots. These guys who sail or even fly via helicopter on to the big ships in order to navigate them through the sand bars as the ship goes up the Columbia river. Its not an easy job, and they earn a lot of money because like being an airline pilot, making a mistake can have catastrophic results.
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  39. We all need a McConnell in our lives to call us out on our dumb thoughts 😂
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  40. Tbf rextroy always find a way to make everything op 😂 the pally who tanked orgrimmar… the warlock who one shot a raid boss…
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  41. Gotta love obvious advice like “be interesting” or “be confident”. Yes, being those things is effective at getting women. Its also effective at getting men. And friends. And jobs. And tips. And compliments 😂
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  42. Like all successful millionaires, asmongold never spends his own money if he doesnt have to 😂
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  43. Its also possible the she “speaks 3 languages” as in she took 2 years of college courses and couldnt actually a conversation with you in any of them besides her native english 😂
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  44. I remember when Irish people weren’t considered white 😂
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  45. They lost a lot of people botching SL. DF is a great expac and won a lot of players back, but obviously not all of them.
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  46. Never underestimate the power… of shipping.
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  47. Tbh im sure the editors could comb through old footage and find and reproduce every detail of his old UI… probably by tomorrow 😂
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  48. Theres a sucker born every minute 😂
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  49. The funniest part to me is, say what you want about the games content as a factor for its failure, but a bigger reason is its lack of marketing. I saw no ads, heard no buzz, knew absolutely nothing about the game when it came out. Even after watching the secret level episode, i still dont know anything about the game, its lore, its characters, its very purpose. Like, WHY IS IT CALLED CONCORD?? The greatest failure of Concord was its marketing. And now the person in who was in charge of that is working on Halo 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
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  50. “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” - Mike Tyson
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