Comments by "TastyScotch" (@TastyScotch) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. Dude brought a gun to a crab fight.
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  2. Meanwhile palworld devs are busy counting their stacks of money 😂
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  3. McConnell callin out the asmon small pp 😂
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  4. This gave me a hearty chuckle ngl 😂
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  5. Pot. Kettle. Asmon knows all about it 😂
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  6. This isnt a race thing, its a “fuck around and find out” thing.
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  7. A big factor as well is how easy leveling is in wrath, and gearing up to a point of being capable of clearing naxx. The barrier to entry on t7 raiding is very low, and as a result many people raid on their alts as well. In vanilla i had 1 raider, in early tbc (pre t6) i have 1 raider, in wrath i have 3 and have been able to maintain all 3 comfortably. I also dont know if that chart double dips for 10man/25man 😂 tldr you should play wrath. Its fun 😎
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  8. Cant wait to see joshs reaction to this video
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  9. The Joker movie has no sequel.
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  10. Tbh i only managed to get a PS2 bc i convinced my dad that since we needed a DVD player anyway, we may as well get a PS2. Without the DVD player feature i never would have been able to get one.
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  11. In Zurich i went into the local swisscom to get a prepaid sim card. A asked the lady if she spoke english. She said pleasently “yes i speak english… and german, swiss german, french, spanish, italian, japanese, and greek.” And i was like “Wtf? And you sell phones for a living?” 😱
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  12. Asmon spittin facts again 😂
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  13. “This is how you repay us?” “Yup. Was there ever any doubt?”
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  14. She sent him free cookies bc hes not a broke boy. That is, unironically, exactly how the real world works. 😂
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  15. That moment when youre 70 hours in and you think youre about to face the final boss only to find theres still a lot more to do 😂
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  16. Sometimes the xanax just hits different.
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  17. Once they realized hes a millionaire they were like “actually hes kinda cute” 😂
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  18. Dude was mouthing off in class, and my high school chemistry teacher turns and says, “Jordan, you remind me of a Chatty Cathy doll. Cut the string my friend, cut the string.” 😂😂😂
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  19. I dont know whats worse, that this is considered a tragedy or that this is immediately what i assumed had happened when i read the word “tragedy” in the title 😂
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  20. I wonder how many $2 steaks josh is about to receive in the mail 😂
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  21. Asmon: “How can u solve the literally giant issue of the sword in silithus?” Ion: “Just don’t go to silithus.”
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  22. Nice going asmon. If only he could play ret and get them buffed 😂
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  23. Highly story driven. Baldy aint got time for that 😂 plus chat would convince him to play on tactician and hed get slapped 😂
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  24. Everything was fine until people “woke” up 😂
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  25. “Make it more epic” Ok, now its costs $100 instead of $40. With 3 day early access, of course
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  26. Leslie headland is a “Star Wars superfan”… so sadly i think youve hit the nail on the head here 😂 Superfans can also be terrible writers.
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  27. I mean, capatalism. Its always about the money 😂
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  28. Fuck around and find out. The rest of us knew what would happen 🤷‍♂️ do these kids even have parents anymore?
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  29. Asmon looking at that thinking “Thats worth 1000 pizzas?”
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  30. This is why you always keep your hands up 😂
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  31. Not only does alexstraza wear full armor now, her bikini has been ret conned in all previous expacs. Only place you can see it now is the dragonsoul cinematic 😂
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  32. This is what modern audiences want. All 65 of them
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  33. asmon sees ghost otter mount Asmon: you get a walrus!
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  34. “You either die a hero or live long enough as a successful streamer to afford to become the villan.” - Asmongold
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  35. The only time Trump ran against another man he lost 😉
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  36. Its like when a magician does a magic trick. You and the magician know its not really magic, so theres an understanding that what you saw was fake, and the fun comes from wondering how they pulled the trick off. When you do figure it out, the magician may or may tell you if thats how the trick was done, but they’ll certainly never say “nah dude its actually magic”. If they did, they would be mercilessly ridiculed until they ended up having to delete their twitter account.
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  37. Thats the thing. The face punch never comes bc asmon requires enchantments on his gear in order to have any strength.
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  38. This clip took 4 years to make. Thats dedication.
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  39. The irony of this clip is that now i want to watch the show 😂
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  40. Shes a physician.
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  41. This was also back in 2005. Not sure what difference that makes, but i know $7 had a lot more buying power back then than it does now 😂
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  42. Japanese bear: omae wa mou shindeiru.
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  43. Oh I see, each additional “A” added denotes a reduction in quality. Finally, the world makes sense again.
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  44. She flipped the script on him 😂
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  45. The greatest love story ever told
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  46. It is good. Anyone who likes that style of game is going to love it. But its very different from an arpg like d4 or an mmo like wow. But i think its probably the best game of its kind ever made. Perhaps the best that ever will be made.
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  47. Nintendo gangster AF
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  48. If he was a prot paladin he could have pulled twice as much and been fine 😂
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  49. Meanwhile anboniwow hits 60 with zero trouble 😂
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  50. Another one of lifes great mysteries solved by the great asmon holmes
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