Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Matt Walsh" channel.

  1. "Ma'am, this is a Lyft, not a forklift".
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  2. They ask for fairness when they're weak, because it's according to your principles, and they oppress you when they're strong, because it's according to their principles.
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  3. You can agree with and support the idea of traditional marriage and still see the current problems with the institution of marriage, like egregiously unfair divorce laws.
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  4. "Hey white men, ya know all those horrible smears we're constantly launching against all of you in some dystopian form of group punishment? Well we still mean all that, but please vote for us!" -the Harris campaign, probably
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  5. Nobody who didn't live in this era will ever believe how insane it really was.
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  6. We've graduated beyond the "it's not happening" phase, we're now straddling between the "it's only happening sometimes, and it's no big deal" and the "of course it's happening, and here's why it's a good thing!" phases.
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  7. The concept of "coming out" at 5 years old is so ridiculous, I wasn't straight, or gay, or anything else when I was 5, I was freaking 5. I didn't even know I liked girls until some time later when they started making me nervous, and I didn't even understand what the hell that was until a few years after that.
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  8. I thought the same thing, he accidentally admitted that he doesn't think kids understand the things they're indoctrinating them into.
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  9. It's legal as long as you film it and sell it🤣
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  10. Life is a balancing act between work and play. You have to work, so you can afford to do the things you like, but you also have to make sure you have enough time for the things that really matter to you, otherwise you're defeating the purpose of why you're working in the first place. And it's not so easy to find this balance.
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  11.  @tabbyreed8925  no. It's biological.
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  12. The left has been outpacing satire for a long time now, it's hard to keep up.
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  13. I'm 39, with a wife and a kid, I work full time. I don't need friends. My "friends" are a handful of coworkers I might watch the fights with on Saturday night if the stars align. That's enough for me.
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  14. I'm a 37 year old man, and I feel like I need protection from that thing.
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  15.  @octoprime8019  because you can always change your career or education path, you can't change irreversible genital mutilation.
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  16. I quit drinking 6 years ago, but this makes me want to start drinking again just so I can stop drinking Busch products.
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  17. I never thought I would be the kind of person who doesn't want to associate with people because of political differences, but here we are. The left did this, not me.
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  18. That's precisely why so many people are pretending to be make believe genders, they're boring people that are desperate to have a "group" they feel like they belong to.
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  19.  @amyh3873  sorry, I only date women that have factory preset woman parts. Kind of a prerequisite for me.
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  20. "Ah crap, another jabbed athlete hit the dirt. This time it was in the NFL. Anyone got any ideas?" "Have we tried cancelling football?" Give that intern a raise
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  21. I remember when any and all criticism of Obama was met with accusations of racism, and back then it was considered pretty crazy to make such a dumb argument and accusation. Holy shit that slope was slippery.
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  22. ​ @alexbuswell3500 it wasn't easier 40 years ago, people just didn't cry about nonsense as much. What's considered "hard" today was just normal work stuff 40 years ago, even 20 years ago.
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  23. I love dogs in general, but pit bulls are definitely a problem. Some of them are great, just like any breed, but a lot of them are poorly trained and socialized, and probably the biggest part of the problem is the type of people who tend to be attracted to them. They've become the sort of unofficial, official dog breed of ghetto culture, but what a lot of people probably don't realize is that they're also the unofficial, official breed of blue haired feminists who are on some crusade to change perceptions about stereotypes. Sometimes those dogs are the worst, because they're coddled by a lunatic that's terrified of the world, that's a bad combination.
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  24. It's about the same level of humor as a Tyler Perry movie, some ridiculously dressed guy just walks into a room and shouts some words in a weirdly mispronounced way. Sometimes it gets a little chuckle out of me just because it's so stupid, but it's the humor equivalent to jump scares in horror movies, it's just a cheap trick to trigger a reflexive reaction, it's not the same as real humor or real horror.
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  25. I've always wondered why being drunk is a good enough excuse for regretful sex, but not a good enough excuse for driving.
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  26. ​ Mandatory-Idiocracy weed can be harmful to people with a developing brain, I wouldn't recommend it for anyone under 25. But it didn't cause your son's schizophrenia, he was already schizophrenic. He probably sought some kind of vent because he was already messed up.
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  27. They tell you everything you need to know by what they don't tell you.
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  28. I briefly dated a girl whose mom was one of those. 50 something, not the worst looking 50 something, but she looked 50 something. But she would always want to go out with us, the few times she did she would always try to flirt with young guys, and make a bunch of comments about how everyone thinks they're sisters, not mother and daughter. No..... We all know you're her mom. Her drunk, obnoxious, sad mom.
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  29. In a sane world, "body positivity" would mean taking control of the things in your life that you can control, such as your personal health and well-being, and encouraging the people around you to do the same.
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  30. This is like the tortoise and the hare parable, in real life🤣🤣🤣 slow and steady wins the race!
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  31. Here's an idea, maybe we stop telling certain groups of people that nothing is ever their fault, and everything bad that ever happens to them is racism. Maybe we hold all people accountable to a societal standard, and we stop celebrating single mothers. Just some thoughts. We still need to deal with violent criminals by keeping them out of society. But we can also take cultural steps towards reducing the number of violent criminals in the first place.
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  32. ​ @AbOveandBeOnd1 if the claims were ridiculous, why was there so much censorship and suppression of information?
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  33. ​ @dougsmalls5459 and also, here's why it's a good thing. But it's also not happening, and it's also only happening a little bit, and also, the people trying to stop it are bad. But it's not happening.
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  34. I'm just glad I had normal parents, which is pretty crazy to say because my mom was bat shit insane, literally, severe bipolar and manic depressive. But she's far more normal than these far left looney tunes. I didn't even really know what my parents were politically until I was old enough to know a little about politics, they didn't really explicitly say, I wasn't raised Republican. I was just raised as a normal kid.
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  35. Yea we aren't Democrat voters, you can't just dangle a sausage in front of us and keep getting our eternal loyalty. Don't make an announcement like this if you aren't going to deliver, we're patient, we're reasonable. Tell us what you can do, and do that.
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  36. Imagine if aliens came and the first people they met were leftist. "So..... These ones are retarded or something, right? This can't be representative of your whole species, you would be extinct." (Translated from alien language)
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  37. There was a real clip where the puzzle was "clam digger", and everything was up there except for the "d"..... And the guy guessed "n"🤣🤣🤣
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  38. Imagine if aliens came, and Sam was the first person on earth they encounter. Slowly backs away, back to spaceship. Speeds off at light speed.
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  39. I think a lot of people are addicted to stress, they've learned that they can get attention by always having some kind of crisis, so if there isn't a current crisis, they'll create one, or at least overreact to a real problem that isn't that big of a deal. And living your life like that also tends to create real problems, so its a perpetual cycle.
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  40. The fear of getting knocked out for being an insufferable douche bag is in bad need of a comeback. Men used to know how to act in public, because the consequences of not acting right were painful.
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  41. Man, and I'm a pretty confident guy, my life is going pretty well. I'm not usually envious. But I've never had a Hallmark movie villain inspired by me. I am truly envious in this moment.
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  42. It's often hard to tell the difference between maliciously dishonest journalism and just plain bad journalism, but that's why the population is supposed to hold journalists to a standard. Everyone is wrong sometimes, but as a journalist, you have an obligation to your own career to get things right. Airing these half baked stories that always end up to be untrue should be a very, very bad mark on their reputation, because they didn't double check their sources. But it's not, because our population is lazy. We just allow them to continually lie to us.
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  43. "....and movies had stories! So you cared whose ass it was, and why it was farting!" -President Not Sure
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  44. Because we tolerate it.
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  45. Left means more government intervention in business, that's quite literally the opposite of libertarian.
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  46. Everyone is a libertarian when it comes to what they want to do, the only meaningful way to tell where someone lies on the libertarian/authoritarian axis is what they think about other people doing things they don't like.
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  47. ​ @savagefractalgarden it's hilarious, they act like there was some back room meeting where Democrats were all "hey Republicans, we talked about it and decided we don't want to be racist anymore, do you want to be the racists now?" "I thought you would never ask!" And no, this actually isn't a straw man. It's just a humorous dramatization of what Democrats actually believe.
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  48. Any time someone says they're fighting for equality, ask them how and when they will know they've won, and they no longer have to fight. If they can't give a clear, definitive answer, it's a grift.
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  49. I work at a small business that needs extra help in the summer, just basic grunt work any monkey can do, so we typically hire a couple of HS kids. And they've gotten increasingly dumber and more incompetent every year in the near decade I've worked here. I have to teach them how to mop, and wash dishes, and the most menial tasks like that, it's insane. I'm not trying to say I was the world's most diligent worker at 17, but damn I had a basic understanding of what work is, and how to do every day tasks.
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  50. ​ @Zathren it's not about time, it's just not a priority for me.
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