Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Timcast" channel.

  1. I can't believe Tim just brushed by the most egregious crime of all - HE CROSSED STATE LINES!!!!!
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  2. Calling Shaun King a "civil rights advocate" is like calling Ronald McDonald a "children's dietary health advocate".
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  3. The problem isn't women expecting men to pay for dates, it's women cherry picking, and expecting to keep the traditions that benefit them, and push for the progress that also benefits them.
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  4. Serial killers and terrorists are still given the right to an attorney, and their attorneys are not targeted for prosecution, they're just doing their job. That's how far out of control this has gotten.
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  5. Elon knows what he's doing. I'm not quite sure what he's doing, but his last few moves have shown us he's a step ahead of the establishment.
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  6. The fact that this happened last year, and we haven't heard about it every day since, is definitive proof that the truth doesn't fit the narrative.
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  7. We never closed the asylums, we just opened the doors and renamed them "cities".
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  8. If you're moving so far to the left, so fast that you pass the Young Turks, it's time to admit you have a problem.
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  9. If there are any democrat voters out there who are honest, and have the humility to admit when they're wrong, they should be just as pissed, or even more pissed than the rest of us. Because they were the ones who were being manipulated, most of us watching this video have already known about all of this. But I'm not holding my breath for honest democrat voters to come forward and admit they were taken for a ride.
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  10. "Twitter cleans house, fires useless employees. Women most effected." Hey, that's actually true this time.
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  11. $30 million!?!? That sounds like 30 million felonies to me!!
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  12. The funniest thing to me is how lefties think Christie is the best candidate. It's like they always take the dumbest possible position on purpose, on absolutely everything.
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  13. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if this was all a stunt to appoint Trump as the new CEO.
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  14. When do we stop assuming these people are naive, and start to realize they're evil?
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  15. One of my favorite features of clown world is watching all the anti-war lefties wave their war flags because the TV people told them Russia man bad.
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  16. The left sure dropped that whole "private platform" thing real quick, didn't they?🤣🤣
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  17. How dare you stop us from cheating! That's..... Cheating!
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  18. Their policy didn't fail, crime, fear, and civil unrest is exactly what they wanted.
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  19. Be real Tim, if you were asked to picture a stereotypical far left, antifa nutbag in your head, the image you come up with looks pretty damn similar to this guy. Sure that's speculation. But the stereotype exists for a reason.
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  20. If you're trying to flee from something, or someone, I'm pretty sure you would try to avoid hitting people, not swerve into them. Even if you don't really care that much if you hit anyone, it would still be ideal to not hit that many people, because they would probably slow you down a bit.
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  21. The whole "leftists are the real racists" thing has become a meme, and it's generally not very useful to any discussion - but that doesn't mean it's not true.
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  22. Yea why didn't she just use her girl boss power to levitate the weight off of her and hurl it at the closest agent of the patriarchy?
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  23. The wokeness is definitely a problem, probably the biggest single problem, but I think another factor a lot of people are overlooking is that social media and other platforms have created so many more avenues for aspiring comedians to come up through, SNL no longer serves that same purpose like it used to.
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  24. To anyone who's too young to remember, the "peak" of Kathy Griffin's career was in the late 90s and early 2000s, when she was the butt of a lot of jokes about her being a B-list celebrity who's not that famous or well known. And to her credit she actually took it pretty well, she rolled with the punches and even made jokes about herself not being that famous, she ironically got a decent amount of fame off of her "I'm just barely famous" gig.
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  25. The "Trump was right" jar is filling up as fast as the "Alex Jones was right" jar.
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  26. Hearing democrats chant "USA!!" was like seeing Ben Affleck wearing a Yankees hat.
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  27.  @117Ender  most dead things aren't full of Big Macs and Xanax.
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  28. They were in actual treehouses? Holy hell, the memes make themselves. I'm picturing a cardboard sign posted on the doorway, reading "no fashists aloud"🤣
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  29. The only thing this woman is guilty of is not reversing back over them.
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  30. "The 2nd Civil War started when the FBI seized the cell phone of an eccentric pillow salesman". Future history textbooks are gonna be bonkers.
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  31. "Hey, they're just pretending!" Aren't you too? "Yes but we did it first!"
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  32. Let's be real, this won't deter any of his would-be voters in the slightest, even though they smear Trump for being a "draft dodger".
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  33. They all know it's wrong, they just think it won't negatively effect them because they've been told they're "on the right side of history".
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  34. Sorry Tim, I'm not gonna give Ana any credit for being right once out of every 10,000 times she says something.
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  35.  @JayTheNegotiator  it's so bizarre seeing people simp for career criminals. That will never be normal to me, I don't care how much you psychopaths try to normalize it.
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  36. And he left a noose hanging from the garage door too.
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  37. I'm an atheist, but this is a perfect example of why I don't ever push it on anyone or try to convince religious people they're wrong. Some people can't handle it and latch onto a cult to fill the void of religion.
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  38. I think this is a great idea, maybe some day they can rival the ratings of the WNBA.
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  39. It was a fiery, but mostly peaceful fire.
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  40. I'm old enough to remember when Netflix was viewed as a joke, because nobody thought brick and mortar video rental stores would ever go away. And now this. Possibly the most bizarre "full circle" moment of the 21st century.
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  41. So Cohen's defense is basically, "OK, so I lied about the fraud thing, but I lie about a lot of things! I'm telling the truth this time though, just trust me bro!"
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  42. Phil Labonte for speaker. Just imagine him shouting down every ridiculous omnibus package. Literally and figuratively.
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  43. One of the most brilliant and on the nose episodes of South Park was "Le Petit Turette", the one where Cartman pretends to have Turette's Syndrome so he can say whatever he wants and get away with it. And Kyle knows he's full of shit, but every time he tries to call Cartman out, he's accused of being insensitive, downplaying the disease, and even denying it's existence all together. Such a broad reaching theme, that keeps coming up over and over in current society. Bad people will use any kind of shield they can find to victimize other people and take advantage, and weak people who care more about appearing to be kind and empathetic than anything else will enable them, while the good people who try to do something about it are silenced and shut down.
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  44. Uprising to stop the inauguration? There's a word for that, I think it's "ingermection" or something like that.
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  45. Just sit a moment and simmer on the fact that there are actually people who will change their vote because of what Cardi B. said. This is our society.
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  46. "oh my God a bad thing happened, and I don't like bad things! Look how virtuous I am and how I'm such a great person because I don't like bad things!!!"
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  47. Biden: free crack pipes, man! Reasonable people: that's dumb. Biden: nevermind! No crack pipes. Leftists: REEEEEEE Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  48. Nobody thought they were gonna stay peaceful, did they?
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  49. That's how Chauvin got convicted.
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  50. Tim at 9: "Civil war is coming, Trump is getting arrested!" Tim at 12: "it's not so bad guys! We're winning! Target sales are down!"
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