Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Don't Walk, Run! Productions" channel.

  1. If you owe half a million in student debt, I think it's time to admit your education was not a wise investment.
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  2. Biden talking about walking and chewing gum at the same time, when he can't even chew gum and chew gum at the same time.
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  3. Imagine how the media would have reacted if Trump started an address about a mass shooting by cracking jokes about how much he likes Big Macs.
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  4. The best part about these videos, is Andrew will never run out of new material. He probably has a mountain of back logged old material.
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  5. Voting should be more difficult, and anyone who agrees with this sentiment shouldn't be bashful about saying it. If you can't deal with some minor inconveniences once every 2 or 4 years, then you shouldn't be voting.
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  6. I don't think there's a better singular example of TDS than people losing their minds over Trump having fast food brought to college athletes.
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  7. Jean Pierre makes me think of an old boss I had years ago that kept saying "vocal point" in the staff meeting we had, when she meant "focal point", and you could tell she was so happy with herself because she thought she sounded smart.
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  8. Fact checkers if it were Trump: "he definitely looked at his watch, because he was waiting for his tee time, and he also probably said that he hates the troops! Probably!" Fact checkers when Biden does it: "shmaybe?"
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  9. What's with Democrats and ironic titles for shows? "No Lie" with Brian Tyler Cohen "Reliable Sources" with Brian Stelter "White House Press Briefing" with Joe Biden
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  10.  @salty_snowboarder  lmao, because giving them money worked out so well the first time🤣
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  11. ​ @snex000 Obama and Biden got plenty of kickbacks when they were in office, and most conservatives didn't give a damn, because it's not illegal or even corrupt. It's just politics. But nice try.
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  12. "Plain and simple" is the part that doesn't check out with the people in question. These are the same people who think men can get pregnant. Even the most plain and simple concepts are not plain and simple to them.
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  13. This channel is so educational, my overall knowledge of tampons just increased by about 1000%.
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  14.  @williambilyeu9801  which means he's either full of shit (he's full of shit), or he's holding the cure for cancer as blackmail, presumably until we make him supreme leader or something? Either way, not a good look.
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  15. The disturbing part is that some of the people who no longer approve of Democrats would say it's because they aren't far left enough.
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  16. I've heard the Cornholio thing, imaginary jet pack, but I think we're all hearing hooves and thinking zebras instead of horses. He was probably pooping.
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  17. Ask some random people who the governor of your state is, that will give you a good idea of how far up their ass most people's heads are. Which would be fine if they just don't care about politics and don't vote, but a lot of them do vote.
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  18. Andrew does the "this is Joe Biden" intro just in case Joe Biden is watching. He might need a reminder.
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  19. They got a free handout that they can't pay back, and now they're begging for a 2nd free handout to pay for the first one.
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  20. My dad is 73 and undergoing chemo for cancer, and he can still speak perfectly coherently. Of course he also hasn't been keeping himself alive on crystal meth and fetus juice for the past 3 decades....
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  21.  @Almighty_cornholio  please except this offering of TP, for your bunghole. Oh mighty CORNHOLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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  22. ​ @madtabby66 I remember when leftists thought he meant actual coyotes, like the wild canid species, not the slang term for human traffickers.
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  23.  @clintonwilcox4690  to be fair, a lot of Babylon Bee articles do turn out to be true later on.
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  24. They think the "gotcha" is that she actually thinks it's 2 words, but the "gotcha" is that leftists don't pay attention to news. Classic.
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  25. ​ @msjanzzee I love how the best arguments they can conjure up these days are "your side is just as bad as our side!" And it's not even true, that's just the best attempt they have.
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  26. He reminds me of Dave Chappelle, pretending to be Jamaican in Half Baked.
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  27. Generally speaking, if you have to tell people you're not stupid, you're probably stupid. Or at the very least, you did something stupid.
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  28.  @PhillyDude17  and then something something fascism would be the only thing in the news cycle for a week.
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  29. While simultaneously freaking out about JD Vance.
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  30. We're not a serious society.
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  31. Only a couple of years until we're dragging trash bags full of cash to the store to buy a gallon of milk.
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  32. They sound like Mets fans, pretending like .215 is a completely acceptable batting average for a cleanup hitter🤣
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  33. ​ @kacieogle513 I've still yet to see anyone explain to me why a Trump supporter would attempt to unalive Trump. That's the little hole in their little theory.
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  34. @future flash I have a theory that the 2012 doomsday prophecy was actually real. Except it wasn't some instantaneous cataclysm, like maybe our universe collided with another universe. But we're just kind of overlapping now, like plate tectonics. That's why everyone has gone so crazy and nothing makes sense. In another 10 years, we'll be walking on our hands and smelling with our eyes. And 10 years after that, the 2 universes will collapse under their own weight.
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  35. ​ @EduardoSanchez-dk6mf Republicans held a primary, there was just so much overwhelming support for Trump that it didn't really matter, and didn't really have a lot of attention.
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  36.  @007kingifrit  the fact that they think a universe exists where the government would side with average people over the multinational banks that fund their campaigns is what lends itself to them being clinically insane.
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  37. I love how you can just say you formed a "task force", and that's good enough for democrat voters, as long as you're a democrat.
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  38. I remember media freaking out every time George W. stumbled on his words, which to be fair was somewhat frequent. But nowhere close to Biden. Biden makes W. look like an eloquent speaker.
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  39. I'm a Texan, and I love DeSantis, I'm kinda jealous. Abbott is pretty good too, I wish he didn't cave to the Democrats and leftists quite so much, but he's still one of the better governors in the nation. But DeSantis is probably the best, our states are hands down the best high population states right now, by every tangible metric, and even the intangibles.
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  40. ​ @PrairieWolff  not only that, I've heard them for years saying that it's "racist" to refer to US citizens as "Americans", because it implies that they're "more" American than other people from South and North America. Ok, so let's be more "inclusive" with the Gulf of Mexico, since it borders 2 American countries. NOOOOO!!!!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!😂🤣🤣
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  41. ​ @randomhuman2595 ah yes, because nobody has ever misrepresented someone else's views. That would be completely impossible, that's never happened before, even one time in human history.
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  42. CROSSEDSTATELIIIIIINES!!!!
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  43. It reminds me of that repeated scene from Walk Hard, where Dewey keeps catching Sam and a bunch of other people doing drugs, and Sam tries to convince Dewey he "doesn't want none of this shit", except he makes a more convincing argument for why the drug is awesome than for why it's bad🤣
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  44. Yuck.
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  45.  @anarchyxf36  lmao, they'll have to get a diesel truck to tow the electric truck that's towing 2 tons. Going green, baby!🤣
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  46. He had an extra fetus smoothie for brunch.
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  47. ​ @RussianOldSpice I'm not really disagreeing with you except we don't have to imagine anything, pretty much every President has received gifts from other countries. But it's only a problem when it's Trump.
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  48. I absolutely love how the same people crying about how someone else should have to pay their debts will turn up their noses at people "less educated" than them. They forget the difference between being educated and being well educated.
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  49. Imagine if Biden was an actor instead of a president. And yes, yes, I'm aware, you can make the argument he is an actor, I get that. But I mean like if he was an actual actor, like typecast as the "crazy grandpa" in sitcoms and shit like that. He would be amazing. They wouldn't even have to write a script, it could just say "Joe Biden walks into room and says random nonsense", with the right actors around him to just improv, that would be gold.
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  50.  @Nostradevus1  it's money they didn't have, until someone gave it to them. Sounds like a handout to me.
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