Comments by "michael" (@michaeld4861) on "The Daily Show" channel.

  1. The fact that Adams has a literal villain origin story about being beaten by police and seeing the power they had and that they couldn't be held accountable and wanting that for himself is truly disturbing.
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  2. How can you lump Luigi in with those terrorists?!
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  3. 🤣🤣 Mitch McConnell's skin melting off his skull, and he ties it in a pony tail. That's killing me
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  4. I can remain upright and also not drool on myself, can I have the job?
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  5. "I"ve been silenced. Watch everyday on my national tv show where I say all the things I can't say everyday at 5pm est."
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  6.  @mathiaskanuck6759  Project 2025 was.
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  7.  @oakleyfisher5024  You may be a beta but I'm an Omega. Your guns can't save your ego. You guys are so fragile.
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  8. And everyone with a job that's not outside. No sympathy for workers though. He thinks there shouldn't even be a min wage. How much can a banana possibly cost? $25?
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  9. @NOA US still supports slavery, just not on US soil. Look at Cargil, Nestle etc.
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  10. Ronnie's whole segment was brilliant!
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  11. My Pillow guy should be the White House press secretary.
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  12.  @sophiophile  No he was making a joke about how the media portrayed Jon's first show back. The media claimed that he ragged on Biden too hard and "both sides-ed" the presidential issues. Which he did not. So it really wasn't a jab a Jon but at the media's ridiculous portrayal of Jon.
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  13. It's like the Futurama meme: "I don't know understand evolution and I have to protect my kids from understanding it too!"
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  14. Money. Citizens United.
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  15. It's because we don't have a free press, just ask Assange. And the corporate overlords would pull advertising and we can't have that, think about the shareholders! Plus the mainstream news would never hire someone who would speak truth about such a "controversial" subject.
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  16. There ain't no place on Earth far enough away to avoid the fallout from this sinking ship.
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  17. Yeah that's already happened in TX.
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  18. But not literally enough to read the part about the "well regulated militia".
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  19. Dang, Costa's closing segment was awesome
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  20. Trump's score wasn't zero. He kept his promise to give billionaires all our money!
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  21. The most impressive thing about George Santos is how he wears all those layers and doesn't sweat to death! I mean seriously, if he's not wearing any undershirts that means he's still wearing a button down, a sweater, a suit coat and a pea coat. Do they keep congress at subzero temperatures to save the taxpayers money? 🤣🤣
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  22. Agreed. And then she follows up by saying that no facts could change her mind.... well then she must not care about fact like she claims huh.
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  23. Better reporting than all of mainstream media.
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  24. It's not elder abuse. You can't abuse the devil.
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  25. "Seen here during a press conference last July." 🤣🤣
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  26. Also that whole Patriot Act thing. They claim to hate the government spying on them but vote for it every change they get.
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  27. He's literally started another X company too called Xai. He's like a 12 year old obsessed with the letter x.
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  28. And they'd get an enormous tax write off for years. Win for everybody, except the poor homeless people trying to figure out what their donations are supposed to be used for.
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  29. You don't beat fascism with a tea party and "working together".
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  30.  @normacolon9618  If you think Jeff Bezos is a philanthropist then you ain't from this timeline and please explain how you got here so that I can leave.
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  31. Jr. "Oh my gosh, there's an older one?" 🤣🤣
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  32.  @Ronny999x  Pretty much all of his picks ARE corporate lobbyists or CEO's or establishment neo-con warmongers. First time he put a coal baron in charge of the EPA, now he's appointed a lobbyist instead.
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  33. He would never miss a chance to be on tv.
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  34.  @johnbollenbacher6715  Half of all US jobs pay under $16/hr. We are literally a minimum wage country. And that's on top of over a million people giving up because there are no jobs for them.
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  35. Ronny Chieng's roasting of Elon was awesome
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  36. The Rock would make a terrible president. He's as hustle culture as they come. He'd probably make everybody work a mandatory 165 hours a week for $2.00/hr just to "build character".
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  37. Yeah, we need Jurassic Park to bring the Megalodon back and bring his friends.
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  38. Fox has done so much damage to America and democracy it's incalculable. They only care about reaping destruction, I don't understand how anyone could believe a word they say or not see through their phoniness.
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  39. Don't forget the Chupacabra.
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  40. Second!
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  41. Jon, if ethnic cleansing and g3noc1de of Gaza, ripping up the constitution, banning health agencies from giving any public statements or even collecting/publishing disease statistics, pardoning violent insurrectionists, trying to overthrow your country, instituting loyalty tests for all government workers, etc is not fascism then what is?
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  42. Anybody see that story about the youtuber MAGA psychopath that literally cut his fathers head off and then filmed a youtube video with his fathers severed head all because his dad was some paper pusher for the government and was therefore the enemy of Trump. I'm glad to hear that some people can leave the cult but this cult is very dangerous.
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  43. They always criticized Biden for running "from his basement" but when Trump does it and also locks everyone in his house it's no big deal...
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  44. O'leary needs his own investigation stat. He just confessed to multiple crimes on live tv.
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  45. I like how Rudy's coffee is organic. Isn't that for woke people that don't like all of capitalisms chemical cocktails and Monsanto's poisons in our coffee? Is Rudy woke now? Is he a communist?
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  46. Our whole lives are just one big ad at this point. Gosh this country is great! United Corporations of America for the win... plus ads.
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  47. Jesse Watters: "If people making $40k/year in California get two jobs and work 80 hours/week they will be making $100k/year and that's too much money for these lazy rich-but-supposed-to-be-poor folks!" (showing off his math skills and elitism on PBD podcast) Also Jesse Watters: "You can't make Trump sit down and take a nap for 2 hours a day, that's cruel and unusual punishment!"
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  48. So the border with Canada is suddenly an "artificially drawn line". Nice to know Trump is so against borders.
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  49. That IS trump preparing for the debate. He's just going to turn it into a campaign rally like everything else.
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  50. I mean we are talking about US healthcare here.... it ain't just failing women. It's failing everybody. There's like 40-50 Americans that don't even have health insurance and even more that have medical debt and medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy.
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