Comments by "" (@TheArklyte) on "MasterofRoflness" channel.

  1. "What was the secret that enabled germans to roll every opponent?" Their generals were allowed to write memoirs post-war where they blamed anybody, except themselves while allied generals blamed all their mistakes on germans having superior 1)numbers; 2)tech; 3)all the above; 4)dieselpunk death robots.
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  2. ​ @kurosu-samaklipleri7090  The irano-turko-azerbaijani relations is just a gift that keeps on giving... or rather a gambling table with some really bs results.
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  3.  @spinosaurusiii7027  "it's all Hitler's fault that we lost" is a myth I mentioned. The guys, who blame Hitler for failure in war believed that USSR would suddenly magically capitulate if they'd take Moscow or Stalingrad and with it all the Allies would also capitulate:D
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  4. It's a pity modders aren't interested in breaking down this game for components to make it normal CnC game instead of continuing to use Kane's Wrath, RA3 and Generals beyond expiration date.
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  5. Being converted to missile destroyer in 1950's when everyone around is still mostly using WWII equipment is such a massive flex. 32 km range, warheads are either 99kg of TNT OR W45 nukes. "Hello, Iowa? I'm the battleship in this relationship now, escort me" 😂
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  6. Smartest Dante fan. No, seriously, the man was petty as duck and the only thing I've felt after reading it was that I wasted my time. His work needs to be read by people, who are aware of context of italian history and politics of the time as his pettiness helps to paint the picture. As eastern european it meant nothing to me😅
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  7. Ah yes, the renowned teleporting germans. How many british trains have they taken out during Sea Lion? OH WAIT! 🤣
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  8. Reminds me of the time soviets performed one of the biggest artillery barrages in history before attac, committing almost a million round to... three empty trenches on the bottom of the hill. Subsequent attack wasn't great either 😅
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  9. There's another StarCraft 2 cosplayer - DoW3.
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  10. US, USSR, China and North Korea: we're supporting a side in this war. UN: Iran or Iraq? US, USSR, PRC and NK: yes. P.S.: I'm surprised that France didn't support both sides or switch sides by accident. Their "interventions" are usually... weird. Edit: either I'm dyslexic and paranoid or Gboard is swallowing the words.
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  11. You may find it strange, but fat kids in general end up in mid to high bracket. I haven't seen a short and at the same time fat kid. It's getting rid of that extra weight that becomes the problem after puberty and growth finally ends.
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  12. "What If Wolfenstein Germany fought in World War 2?" Production of hundreds of trancontinental Convair B-36 Peacemaker each loaded with several Mark 3 "Fat Man" intensifies.
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  13. Fight for a Tomb World? Even Star Trek would just Exterminatus it(thrice to be sure) and close down all travel to sector.
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  14. Start tutorial, don't build slinger hut to finish it, send water guys to furthest point, leave it running for 20 minutes, finish tutorial, use amassed exp to get to max age, build most pathetic Space Marines, upgrade spawn rate, win. The bug that keeps timer on highscore from starting until you finish tutorial was never fixed. Judging by 0 second highscores, you can even chease it during tutorial stage... or they've hacked the game? Fun game, great music, becomes a bit stale after a while, but has great replayability overall, units look great and so on. I'd recommend House of Wolves from the same author. Mostly for it's main theme;) Turrets are useless though, arrow rain is only ability worth buying. Best to concentrate on universal units and water carriers. Upgrade moving speed and especially spawn rate. Meat wall is best wall.
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  15. ​ @adamelghalmi9771  nope. Given the barely a year old profile it has, that's a tankie. Don't insult indians by such comparisons.
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  16. I like how you're going to be downvoted to oblivion just because it's 2018 and people need a f//cking warning in advance for sarcasm. Scrin and Tiberium would actually be welcomed right now on Earth:(
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  17. How does China invade Russia? By simply settling here:D
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  18. So, japanese Santa is the only one, who canonically served and is packing heat?😅
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  19. When you laugh at Zerg compared to Tyranids, but then some madlad makes a cyborg version with nanomachines and goes all out grey goo with them. [SurprisedPikachuFace]
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  20. ​ hudysonsestari8228  and yet despite China and Russia having "historical claims" to Mongolia, they stay away and Mongolia remains independent 😂
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  21.  @Szopjale1  Well, it isn't anything like DoW either:D On a series note, in both cases the titles were oversimplified(Turret rotation speeds? Gone. Acceleration? Gone. Different offroad speeds? Gone. Armor quotients? Gone. And the list goes on and on) to catch that mythical "e-sports RTS crowd" and Starcraft was literary used as an example they aimed at on company meetings.
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  22. "You died to radscorpions, deathclaws and cazadors three times already, just walk around like everyone advised you." "Nah, I just need to run faster."
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  23. This game as well as Universe at War have problem of not knowing what they want to be. Starcraft? Then they have serious balance issues. CNC? Then they're too simplistic and limited in scale. DoW? Then the enviroment matters too little to be one. Supreme Commander/Total Annihilation? Once again the scale is too small. I want to see sequels to both, but first I want to see them decide what they are.
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  24. Tankies: Saddam was innocent, he didn't have WMDs! Meanwhile Saddam:
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  25.  @mohitanand1844  hey, tankie, how about a song about historical russian lands, you love singing those, right? А еще и про "малые народы" можешь лекцию задвинуть, дорогой ты наш великонационал-ностальгосоциалист. Билеты до Аргентины уже прикупил, а?
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  26. cbb88christian this genre mix never gets any love because usually, neither RTS nor FPS(or TPS) components aren't anything exceptional or even good by standards of both genres to begin with. Clunky FPS with casual shallow parody of RTS strapped to it, won't turn many heads... unless in disgust:D
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  27. Time dilation between orbit and surface counts as time travel now?
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  28. "This battle consisted of 10 billion men all fighting in melee... no, we'll not be explaining how they all fit inside a parade square of one city and why gravity haven't killed them all first" is pretty out there together with classical "we have supersoldiers, who can perceive a target that moves fast enough to be invisible to normal human and who can operate for months without resupply so we'll give them a primary weapon with like 120-160 rounds of ammunition and then expect them to fight in melee where they lose majority of their advantages". Thankfully the "it's all due to imperial pictographers and chroniclers wildly misrepresentating actual events for the sake of propaganda piece" excuse still exists.
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  29. 😂 "was made" To do an "aktually", you'll need to say something smart(even if awkward and oblivious to context). Ох уж эти отпрыски Гоблина и прочей мусорни.
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  30. When the fact that they have nukes makes you wish that they were MORE competent with those at least😅
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  31. When your priority is only for the throne not to shake, you end up slowly going back to the stone age where it was perfectly stable \/(-_-)\/
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  32. Which is double strange as it would have worked only if USA, USSR and China would have worked together instead of forming their own "me and my b//tches" teams after WWII to be the power behind such working UN Security Council... which is impossible as it would have required USA to step on the neck of industrialists and capital owners, USSR to go more social democratic with imprisoning the most radical government elements and for China to form coalition government and outlaw both communists and nationalists. Plus don't those exist in this mod as separate factions too?
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  33. "8/10, not enough Captain Amelia" IGN
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  34. Relax, after new MW, Blitzchung and rerelease of Overwatch as new game, I don't want to have anything to do with Activision/Blizzard anyway:D
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  35. Certified [NoWesternEuropeansInvolved=NotColonialism™] moment.
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  36. Underviv go listen to what he says in them:P There's still a ban on certain content, the game is not released yet, slowpoke. P.S.: that was an awful pun, go back to shame corner.
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  37. Just cut it to the House of Wolves by same creator. There is actual strategy involved(even if villagers are OP). Or better yet, make a review of Endless War series, especially parts 5-7 and Endless Defense. You could build some really sophisticated RTS with mechanics of those.
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  38.  @souvikrc4499  the more I hear about that war, the more I'm puzzled by how Iran wasn't part of coalition in 2003... though I heard that it's connected to Bush being nationalist "dumdum" with his "Axis of evil" speech and apparently Iran tried to approach coalition and was a major source of info on Iraq ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Edit: I'm watching you, Google -_-
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  39. +willl676 what he did instead is blow up one of the limited number of livable planets of Empire. And unlike Imperium, I don't recall mentions of terraforming activities being usual procedure. And give rebellion a martyr for a cause... it's like as if USA dropped nukes not on Hiroshima, but on Berlin during Victory Parade of Allies:D
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  40. Can Tau in this mod... rip off Kane's Wrath a little less?
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  41. You haven't mentioned his most vile act - systematic appeasement.
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  42. Hmm, usually turrets destroy their base long before that by leftover projectiles being retargeted.
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  43. Masterofroflness: tries to make videos to cover current coups, wars and topics with some degree of awareness. 2024: here's another dozen for the week.
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  44. OMG, this looks like something actually promising... if it cuts off SCII leftovers:\
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  45. 1967? Hmm... Maybe that's what France lacks to get it's shit back together? How do you reinstate the dueling laws?😅
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  46. ​ @AlexM-oq5el  which is further highlighted by literal name they use nowadays. Россия. With "O". Neither Русь, nor Руссения, nor Руссия. ROssia. They're not even aware of the irony where it came from when stroking their nationalist ego... or maybe they are and don't want to mention it, eh?:D
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  47. Reminds me of slightly earlier russian elipsoid cannon(for grapeshot) and 36 cannon rotary grapeshot conteaption(which some people might know from Cossacks RTS series).
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  48. Have you just used MOBA and RTS in same sentence and in serious manner?
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  49. As a mobile game? 4 is better. As CnC games on their respective platforms? Equal shit.
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  50. Khorne Flakes memes aside, "grimdark" 40k is doing better then 90% of noblebright sci-fi. Empire in Star Wars destroyed Aldebaran just because it could for example.
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