Comments by "Miriam Weller" (@miriamweller812) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. She: "He punched the shit out of me." He: "Let me set this straight: she deserved it."
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  2. Rich just wants to feel better about all his wasted money by dragging Asmon into just as stupid decisions.
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  3. Everything is considered Heresy in 40k, though...
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  4. "He's stll alive?" It's actually pretty hard to just instantly kill a human.
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  5. He said, don't harrass peopel with it - and overall, it's not like they give a giant fuck to even try to find people using addons, bots, hacks, exploits and so on.
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  6. Was made for him by a friend a year ago or so, with quite some functionality.
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  7. Man who films and sells his life: "I feel watched!"
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  8.  @GTsoopfox  It's cybabies, that's their thing. Meanwhile the same crybabies praise FF14, a game that forces you to stay subbed or they TAKE your stuff away. Forever.
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  9. Sounds like less than three normal weeks for Asmon. XD
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  10. Uh...no.
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  11.  @lordcarl3094  I get it, that your eyes are full of tears, cryboy, but at least try to use 'enter' now and then.
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  12. Sounds like FF14 player, they get batshit crazy when you don't follow their lord and savior.
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  13. I mean, go to a Kindergarden and you gonna hear that greatest quote of all time all the time. XD
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  14. "I'm a greasy boy" - sounds like Asmon is a sub.
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  15. He looks more like from an 80's Jesus movie, though.
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  16. He fits well to the game - and it's fine to see this as an insult. XD
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  17. Pretty normal to not talk to children about that. You also don't talk them to about heterosexuality.
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  18. It's pretty much what carries the community there. People call FF14 a story game, but as someone who had played it since start: you got close to no story. When a new addon comes out you are through main story in 2-3 days (this includes all the gameplay) and you are through every content patch in 2-3 hours (also includes gameplay and waiting time). That's really not much. And the world building is ridiculous bad. Even years after start you still learned nothing about the biggest nation on the planet, not even talking about the others. Even your own city states are shallow and the interaction between them which existed at start was just abolished, no developement, nothing. Pretty sure that this whole "story" thing is more code for eRP...
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  19. In case of WoW it seems to be on hyper-meme level, that you have to say, that it sucks, that's just the standard. In case of FF14, you better keep your mouth shut if you got anything not good to say about the game, or the cultists will come for you with torches.
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  20.  @laneswerve  Humans got exactly one race and that is... human. The joke about rascism is, that you make something up, as if there are more. No, we are ALL the same race.
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  21. Just use an Art AI and let it produce the pictures you want...
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  22. It's Harry Potter, not that the world makes any sense, so why not run around in Knight Armor. It's magical Knight Armor, just as magic does whatever it needs to do and is allowed at that point, without any clear rule. Hell, they got freaking time travel as a toy for students - what of course is never used by any bad guy. The moment you start to pick HP apart, you are quickly left with nothing, so better don't even start. And actually: since Hogwart is unsafer then a torture house in Saw, wearing Plate Armor is actually one of the most sane things from the whole series. (only slightly exaggerated)
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  23. Botting and RMT is not P2W. P2W is when the company itself focusses the game on making money by making it hard up to impossible to get better without spending money. Per se botting or RMT CAN go in this direction IF the game is P2W - that's why P2W games are much more intolerant against bots and hacks, because it ruins their money machine. Yes, you can bot in WoW and every other game, but overall: this won't make you the most powerful player. Same for RMT or token. You can buy some items, sure, but overall, you can only get items which other, better players than you already have, since you get them from those players. If you could buy these item directly from Blizzard and so on, yes, than you could call it P2W. If you just give them 1000$ and get a whole Mythic Gear set = P2W. If you pay players 1000$ to gear you full mythic, that's not P2W. That's simply not what the term is about. You take all meaning out of it, when you treat it like that.
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  24. Because it exploits weak minded people. It's the same shit as gambling. Movies love to make it look fun, but overall gambling mostly make money by brutally explotioing addicted people and ruin their lives.
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  25. So, the game is already so dead that even a streamer needs half an hour to find a party of FOUR people? Wow...
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  26. Yeah, yeah, we know it, it got very little content - that's not something good. It doesn't at all consume less time, since the little content it got is still stretched and they just force you into old content, what is boring as fuck when you do it for YEARS. People would go nuts in every other MMORPG, if it would force you to grind year old content for current equipment and alike.
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  27.  @F34RDSoldier805  What's complex about FF14? The combos? You are FORCED to do them. It's not like you could do it any other way. If you do anything beside these combos, you simply massivels lose DPS = doing it wrong. It's not complex.
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  28.  @ravikkar  I mean, most actual people on the internet act like bots and by that wouldn't beat it. XD
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  29.  @hejalll  Blizzard cryboys, they are famous for that. Sad existence.
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  30. The thing about FF14: the 'challenging' content is ultra scripted. We talk about it being more a dance pantern everyone simply HAS TO learn completely and when you have done this, you win. All in the always the same squar or circle arena. So it's different to WoW, where you got massive arenas and can do things in many different ways and tactics. The script of FF14, especially in that few harder content is indeed all about to create that plan of "Start on A... move to B... C....B...move back to A... wait... wait... spread... back to A... D... now run in a circle as a group... back to A" And since in contrary to WoW you are not told by the game itself, what the boss is doing, Square focusses on this. Knowing the dance from the start takes a hell lot out of it, way over 50%. If you would use an addon to tell you as peopel do in WoW, that's 90% of the fight you just delete and the reamaining 10% is your DPS.
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  31. You know the story of Harry Potter? He's the chosen one who beats an as magical as bald racist by an ownership error. Or Star Wars. The chosen one wins by destroying a whole (utterly braindead) Empire via a lucky shot. Lord of the Rings: a small dude defeats the forces of evil by sneaking past the non existing guards and throw a piece of jewelry into a volcano.
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  32. Not sure why 6.1 should be any kind of Hype, beside the short Ultiamte racing - which won't even come with 6.1. Also: has he even finished ShB, not even talking of EW? But of couse, it's just part of his personal show. If he would really care about theg game at all, he would have played it a little bit more. XD
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  33. FF14 trailers are known for being marketing lies that got nothing to do with what happens in the game. So very fitting that Lyse's 'puppies' are fake, too.
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  34.  @TotalRejection  They LITERALLY give people FOUR difficulty mods to choose from, from braindead to brain->wall. What more do you want?
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  35. Not sure what the strong points of FF14 shall be. For sure not that terrible story.
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  36. I mean, what overall is the difference to other erotic or porn art? Not downplaying how amazing AI art can be in every regard (and just copy/pasting sthe standard bib boobed, silk skinned, big eyes waifu isn't even the interesting part). If anything, than those "real dolls" and what they are called are more going in that direction, when you got pretty much real looking sex dolls and they even start to work on that they talk with their owner and what not, feel real and whatever. Those AI waifus are the same as the billions of other art like that.
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  37. Shall the people say who play humans and elfs? Yeah, makes sense.
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  38.  @Nightstalker314  It's the only raid there is. There is a 24 lfg raid, but that's a joke with crap equipment, though Square still forces in player even into super old and just not working raids anymore, because you get weekyl marks for it or you need to run it dozens of times for materials or some event. It's like Blizzard forcing you to grind some normal dungeon from x expansions ago for current equipment or events.
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  39.  @t19890204  Sounds like something only a loser would receive fun from, since someone who is good would likely do the opposite and start from a disadvantage to show he's so good, that he can still win. Every stupid monkey can gank.
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  40. Casual = LFG. Normal gamer = normal Normal gamre who wants a challenge = heroic Hardcore gamre who like to hit head against a wall = mythic. You literally got FOUR difficulties to choose from.
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  41.  @jordicl4325  Is it? I mean, afterall Elden Ring is all about learning the mechanic and reacting to it. So... a bot could likely do this much better than a human. It's would of course be a bit more complex to code it, since you need the infos for all the bosses. Overall: it's easier to just make the bot or yourself invincible, what is pretty easy in Elden Ring. You can also just change your toon to max level, multiply damage, put all your stats on max and so on, reduce weight to zero, have endless resources, 100% drop rate and so on and so on...
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  42. It's the Blizzard cryboys. It's like fanboys, but worse. They don't cheer abotu anythign, no matter how bad, they cry over everything.
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  43. You do get, that FF14 world first race guilds got a whole baggage of people, including crafting guilds and alike behind them and they also sell clears and that mainly for real money, since gil are worth shit.
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  44. You do get that they did not spend this money for real? Somenone just made up the number of cash you would need to just buy it. It's like taking all of the Lost Ark mone and mats Asmon alone has sepnd on his character and treat he like he had bought all of it with real money.
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  45.  @TheNekruss  Got nothing in common at all beside being female, but who cares, right?
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  46.  @Exilis01  FF14? The game the literally copypaste other FF games for its story in the worst way possible? That is a theme park MMO, where they just put bosses from other FF and Square games in, without care to make it fit? The game that cuts gameplay content more every expansion instead of fixing the problems? The game that has 10% of the servers WoW is running with a big focus on housing, while - thanks to not getting enough servers - not able to give houses to all players, then abuse that to force people to stay subbed, because they delete your hose and take your housing plot away if you don't log in every 40 days at least? Oh, and the game that just makes you the only important character in the whole story line, who just punches everthing to death, even planet eating bird brains, while you are not allowed to say anything, think anything, decided anything, have any kind of free will or interest or the ability to do something wrong. The game in which a story line like Legion would look like that: Sargeras: "I must kill the Chosen Warrior! He's getting too powerful! I must kill him, yes. Time to kill him. For sure." ~later, after Sargeras never even tried to actually kill the player character~ Sargeras:"Ha! Now I gonna kill you with my incredible power, you got no chance! Fight me, while I stand there and let you stab me." ~Player defeats Sargeras without any plan or help in a duell for no reason, because Sargaras just stands there and throws stuff at you like an angry housewife, what you can easily dodge~ Sargeras: "Oh no, I was beaten - please remember, that Titans (the game told you knothing about, but who cares - oh, have been by the way one of them, but you don't care, why shoudl you, eh?) are awesone - and while I obviously die now for sure, I will help you later against something you know even less about, but its behind everything, while doing nothing, just as me, you gonna love it - especially becaue you will be able to easily punch it to death, just like me, without any plan or reason." ~dies , but not - or maybe does, no one cares, especially not the writers~
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  47. It simply got a SUPER aggressive community, that's it. Nothing special to it.
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  48.  @cattuswitch7246  Women who do that would fight for a rich AND hot guy or at least a rich guy who looks like he's doing though. On the other side, the idea might be, that someone like Asmon is doing what he does = sitting in his room and playing games while talking shit and they could lay at the pool and laugh at all the idiots who throw money at him for it.
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  49. Uuuh, the raid is pretty fresh and even the hardcore gamer needed around 2-3 weeks to kill the most difficult ones. It's Mythic and it's pretty clear, that the new raid is harder than the ones before. Mythic is clearly for those very few who like a hard challenge.
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  50.  @GiorgosAigio96  The poblem is, that meanwhile 90% of the game is casual faceroll - then you suddenly got those scripted hard core raids and of course with all the old player who left the game annoyed by Squares laziness and greed, an army of new players who are more interestes in the eRPG than learning how to play their class on a basic level. It's a problem that got worse and worse and ever worse over the years, the more lazy Square became and ruin the game, by that epecially pushing out the gamers, while keeping the "UwUs". Good for them, the UwUs also spend way more money on the cash shop. Shit for the game.
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