Comments by "Arthur Samson" (@Rekuzan) on "Steve Lehto" channel.

  1. Casual Criminalist rule number 1: DON'T RECORD YOUR CRIMES!!! Something that, amazingly enough, never occurs to people that doing so MIGHT come back to bite 'em the ass later on as 'Exhibit A' Oh, speaking of which, do the courts/police actually use letters for evidence because using numbers instead would make a lot more sense; especially when submitting 27 pieces of evidence or more.
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  2. Vegans: We're gonnah boycott your restaurant! Waiter: Can we get that in writing???
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  3. This is why a Dashcam is absolutely essential these days. You can't really do anything about whether they know how to drive or not, you can only protect yourself.
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  4. Fun fact: Tire Slime(tm) was originally invented and developed by/for the military prior to becoming available in civilian markets. That combined with the on-board tire inflation systems meant soldiers can just drive through war zones without having to worry about getting a flat tire. Absolutely genius!
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  5. My friend got a speeding ticket for doing 1 MPH over the limit, going downhill, on a bicycle.... And people wonder why police aren't very popular.
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  6. Vegans: We're gonnah boycott your restaurant! Waiter: Can we get that in writing???
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  7. does a spit take ....oh you MOTHER.....I was drinking coffee when I read that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  8. If I ever ran for public honest, I'd probably defame myself by being honest. Then again, I'm smart enough not to run in the first place...
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  9.  @CordeliaWagner  Missing the point; doesn't matter if they can do it or not, the problem is Vegans will complain about the food no matter what. If you don't like the food, EAT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!
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  10. So lemme get this straight.......I pay $80 for a game but I don't OWN it???? I see no problem with Yar.....
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  11.  @throckwoddle  I kinda figured there'd be other Whistler fans here! 😃😃😃
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  12. 2:06 ~ FLYYYYY INTOOOO THE DANGER ZONE!!! (What? We were all thinking it)
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  13. This is JUST like that fake cop that got busted by pulling over a real one. And just like Steve was saying about that case ~ "If you want to be a cop, go to the academy and become one for real!" Same thing here; if she wants to be a nurse that bad, go to school and BECOME one! Lord knows there is DEFINITELY a major shortage of those these days! With online classes that work around your current schedule for the majority of the curriculum, it's easier than ever and this woman really doesn't have an excuse.
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  14. We...are...FARMERS, bum ba bum bum bumbum bum!!!
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  15. Yer gonna sue...pirate websites....in CHINA??? ROFL Good luck with that!!!
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  16. Definitely! I have learned SO much about the law in general over the past few years thanks to him.
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  17. I was thinking something along the lines of a road runner cartoon. Seriously, paint a tunnel on a brick wall, re-route the cones and watch the AI get so confused, it accelerates into it!
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  18. Fun Fact: The last 20 yards on each end of a football field is called the, now just try to follow me on this one Steve .....' Theee reeeeed zoooone!!!' I know it's something the Detroit Lions never see, so I wasn't sure if you knew what that was or not! 🤣🤣🤣
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  19. I can see scientists paying a fee to speak at a conference if it's legitimate exposure for a reasonable price. In the realm of academia, it's basically like paid advertising, but that's about 100K USD. I could definitely see paying that much total for a booth at like SEMA, San-Diego Comicon, or E3 when it comes back in a year or two, but not something like that!
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  20. Futurama: Leela "We're back from the mission!" Bender "Yeah, we all got medals!" Fry "Where was I?" Leela "You were busy looking up curse words in the dictionary; we all felt it was a better use of your time!"
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  21. @jamesphillips2285  As a tech with 25 years of experience under my belt who is also currently plugged into YouTube car culture, I really wish I could say I was surprised but… Rev up your engines! Did you see the one that drove itself into wet concrete?
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  22. Karen always finds a way to outdo herself....
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  23. Measuring pollutants in ppm per gallon burned vs. measuring total emissions over total miles driven. SERIOUSLY, a 5th grader could understand this! The EPA, not so much...
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  24. The thing that impresses me the most is Steve's ability to read the script with a (mostly) straight face!
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  25. Karen always finds a way to outdo herself....
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  26. I would like to note that prostitution used to be legal in Nevada. It was known as the pony wrench and the IRS seized it for not paying taxes. Uncle Sam tried to run it for a little while but they ran into the ground as expected. As the old essaying goes Uncle Sam can't even make a profit selling booze and hookers.....
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  27. There was actually a reality show a few years back about a funeral home that only lasted one season because they went out of business. Turns out that bodies that were supposedly cremated were simply stuffed into a corner and the ashes returned to loved ones weren't the ashes OF said loved ones, but out of a fireplace instead...
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  28. I was thinking the same thing! Only $35 bucks for drinks and seafood, that's CHEAP! If anything, the story serves as an ad for how reasonable their prices are and will probably draw in more business if anything! Like that duder that banned Vegans from his steak restaurant and is now booked solid for months in advance!
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  29. "Can't just pull it out of.....thin air." Admit it, we were all thinking of another euphemism entirely.
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  30.  @BePositiveMindset  raises his index finger, drawing in a breath ...yeah, okay, me too. Red is just too much! 🤣
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  31. I-25 between the Mouse trap and Broadway, oof!!!
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  32. He is not kidding!!! On the way back from the Post Office my uncle and I ever sit behind this guy at a light and he was just sitting there doing whatever on this phone... He wasn't the turn line head notice that traffic had been clear for quite some time now and could have turned... Someone Behind us Honked, And he finally turned running a red light in the process...
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  33. "Can't just pull it out of.....thin air." Admit it, we were all thinking of another euphemism entirely.
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  34. Karen always finds a way to outdo herself....
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  35. Ask any cop one question: If money were no object, what vehicle would you want. Most will tell you the same thing: BRING BACK THE CROWN VIC!!!
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  36. I'm sorry, did I miss a memo??? WHEN did we get to North Korea???? I KNEW I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque....
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  37. "Hey Steve..." 😂Can we get a link to that editorial because I'm not the only one that wants to read it. (Streisand effect)
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  38. If you ever watched the later seasons of the classic Top Gear, you'll remember that one ep where the trio of terror tried farming a crop for bio fuel (which went about as well as you'd expect), but the point is, the modern tractors they used were all six figures minimum. Definitely surprising if you didn't know otherwise.
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  39. Don't forget that many IT problems are usually PEBKAC, soooo....
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  40. Oh yeah, theoretical geography; I took that as an elective back in high school! Although, back then, we just called it the local D&D club! 🤣🤣🤣 They actually offer a whole semester on Cybertron alone!
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  41. When was this? I don't remember hearing about that one, and being a Denver native, you'd think I would have.
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  42. Google 'Nail Houses' in China sometime! Absolutely fascinating...
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  43. VERY common in an office the is like 'You fly, I'll fly' and I was always down for that! But yeah, give and take; this Karen did nothing but take.
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  44. tl;dr = ChatGPT does not have access to the current internet. As mentioned by Steve, it only has data available on the net as of 2 years ago, and nothing newer. I've actually had to educate ChatGPT on the meaning and context of 'Rizz'; yeeeeeeah, I'm still working on that one....
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  45. Fun Fact: City & County of Denver actually has ban on any and all Walmart stores within city limits that still exists to this day. All the Walmart stores you see up here are actually in a different city/town/county that makes up the rest of our metro area that surrounds Denver. Yeah, I know, off the subject, but it's a fascinating little factoid some people do find interesting.
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  46. Ever hear the one where a judge back in the day did the same thing because every member of the jury was convinced of the defendant's guilt based solely on superstitious beliefs and the 'testimony' of a medium???
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  47. I don't think that's what was happening here. They were looking for one juror to bribe so they could get their foot in the door. Once you had one juror on you payroll, it wouldn't be hard to find others..... The juror in question was just the wedge.
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  48. checks his notes Sooooo, birds aren't real, the Government is run by lizard people, the Earth is flat, and now Steve Lehto is using Satanic hand gestures to try and demonically posses his audience... Got it! 🤣🤣🤣
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  49. Skynet??? .....I.....don't see that happening any time soon.
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  50. Fun Fact: The Hatfields and the McCoys patched things up after decades of feuding and they now are in business together makin' moonshine! Legally of course as a business, but now they can make it at home!
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