Comments by "Bob Monkeypimp" (@BobMonkeypimp) on "carwow" channel.

  1.  @Zennithu  Well I assumed someone who parrots "they're owned by Indians" every time Jaguar is mentioned must be stupid. Hence I assumed you must be American.
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  2. THIS.... Is correct.
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  3.  @leaningtowerofcitroen708  Ha ha, don't be sorry :) I'm in a wheelchair but I'm living a good life anyway.
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  4.  @leoncroxford5798  Matt is a total myth but Mat is real & presents the Carwow channel on YouTube.
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  5. There's a key built into your fob, it slides out from the top, you may have to push a catch. Then if you prise off the cover on the door handle there's a secret keyhole. It's all here - https://dashboardsymbols.com/2012/04/bmw-dead-fob/ Although you have to scroll about the page, all the info you need is here. My Mercedes has a very similar secret keyhole.
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  6.  @Simon_PieMan  He didn't hijack the joke, he added to it. Jesus!! There should be an IQ test before you're allowed to comment!
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  7.  @D-Man_Jam  I should add that I'm not defending the manufacturers for doing this, I actually agree with you for the most. But as long as people keep buying them, manufacturers are going to keep doing it.
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  8.  @D-Man_Jam  I treat myself to the Merc after nearly a decade of bad times. Besides, it's a stunningly beautiful car & Merc seem to have upped their game lately. I'm the opposite of a snob, I drive with a left foot accelerator adaptation after losing my right leg four years ago & I feel like less of a cripple in my A35. Next car will be a bit more sedate (but still German). Have a sub, I may as well help you reach your goal while I'm here.
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  9.  @D-Man_Jam  A35 AMG. Hatchback (I'm guessing you're from USA? You guys only get the Sedan). Don't worry, I never got any bad feeling from your comment.
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  10.  @D-Man_Jam  A35 is 4wd in UK. It's a little FWD biased but the chassis is so good it's nearly impossible to upset it.
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  11. I had to get my butler to turn up the Bang & Olufsen before he flagelates himself with his dead mother's old nylons.
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  12.  @drterrible8069  Him & 2400 others so far. I bet you feel like more of a mong than usual now.
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  13. +1 Steering wheels are designed circular for a reason.
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  14. THISSSS is correct.
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  15. Footrest.
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  16. Longer than the 3 or 4 years you generally keep a car for. I don't buy second hand cars so the next owner isn't my problem.
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  17. TORQUE
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  18. Batman!
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  19. The Jimny has manual transmission with a clutch pedal so none of you Americans will be able to drive it 😀
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  20. I've just thrown up in my mouth.
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  21. Worse still, this particular shitbox is being built in China.
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  22. Built in China.
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  23.  @jonpetter8921  Yeah, it's your Mam's basement.
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  24. It just looked quick because the H1 was so slow.
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  25. The popemobile.
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  26. It was Colin Chapman, founder of Lotus that said "simplify, then add lightness." Considering that he founded Lotus in 1948 this is not a new thing.
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  27. No it isn't. Neither of your examples can get to 300kph that quickly.
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  28. The French can never be insulted enough. They make it too easy.
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  29. Because you like cars?
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  30. Ugh. It looks like a bar of Imperial Leather soap.
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  31. @A real bisexual petrol-head It seems you are though. That's sick.
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  32.  @sirgeorgioalastrata4104  Peasant.
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  33. Lockdown. You know, Chinese Flu. They are uploading a mix between videos recorded before the Chinese fucked us all over & these types of vids. Things will go back to normal after this is all over.
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  34. Built in China.
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  35.  @louisbeerreviews8964  It's being built in China.
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  36.  @guillaumel9977  Are you 12?
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  37. It's tuned for torque, not horsepower.
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  38. Nah, they took them from your Mam's vibrator. There were enough batteries for all 130 cars & enough left over to power Britain for 3 years.
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  39. Only puffters polish engines.
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  40. Nothing but you get a free "Matt Watson Reacharound experience day".
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  41. More ability = More speed.
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  42.  @twoskies4380  A better driver is going to finish a trail quicker than an inexperienced driver. Tell me again in detail how that is wrong.
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  43.  @twoskies4380  Yes. You wrote a lot on the subject.
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  44.  @twoskies4380  Read the first sentences of what you wrote.
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  45. It was going to have hydropneumatic suspension but it's being built in China. They can't even pronounce it let alone build it.
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  46. This one is made in China. Chuck Fina.
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  47. You're 8th
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  48. The motors & ancillarys still need to be cooled.
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  49. Cigars.
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  50. He specifically requested that if he mentions the Nurburgring that someone kicks him on the arse. It was in a video a long time ago.
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