Comments by "New Message" (@NewMessage) on "National Geographic" channel.

  1. But when I do that in my back yard, all of a sudden I'm 'not a scientist', and there's sirens, and tackling, and a court appearance.. Rigged, man. All rigged.
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  2. We all know what really sunk the Titanic. Ego.
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  3. Finally... a movie about a guy with real superpowers..
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  4. That's gotta confuse a few vegans.
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  5. Earth in about 200 years.
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  6. When I tickle my rats they just tell me to grow up, and go back to typing their novels.
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  7. The most heartwarming bag of nope I ever did see.
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  8. I just looked at my hermit crab tank, and I think it could use a tighter top....
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  9. Pterrific video.
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  10. looked like a Yeti's colonoscopy, really.
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  11. I think I liked this, but I can't be sure.
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  12. I'm still waiting on some of that sweet sweet chocolate rain.
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  13. Great. Even Nat Geo has to stoop to putting foxy ladies on the screen now.
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  14. You forgot the part where most 'Christians' never bother to read it.
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  15. I picked the wrong video to have a sneezing fit while watching.
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  16. In Soviet Russia, The desolation visits YOU!
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  17. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog strikes again!
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  18. First, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light!" ...There was still nothing, but it could be seen much better.
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  19. It is kinda sobering to realize that the height of energy technology is still really just fancied up steam power.
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  20. They're plotting to take over.. I'm tellin' ya.
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  21. "It puts the scent on it's skin, or else it gets the venom again!"
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  22. Back to the loch with you, Nessy!
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  23. And when I do that on the walls, I get sent to bed without dessert. Sheesh.
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  24. I think he may have just ruined a marriage.
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  25. "Hey.. I'll give ya a ham sammich for an hour with yer daughter..." is the more likely trading that was going on.
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  26. Well.. that explains why my mealworms keep escaping the styrofoam container I keep them in. Sheesh.
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  27. I'd love to live like that. Only with a better razor.
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  28. That moment when you realize you picked the wrong video to watch during your lunch break.
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  29. Should not have watched this while eating my morning All Bran.
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  30. The maniacal Santa laughter was a bit creepy, but otherwise.. great stuff!
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  31. Fun Fact: You have to let the rescue dog eat one out of every 5 avalanche victims, or they feel teased, and stop working out of spite.
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  32. Who needs aliens anyways.. sheesh.
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  33. Just watching this set off my asthma. Ugh.
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  34. When you accidentally type your search term into YouTube instead of PornHub.
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  35. If you go to bed at the right part of the river, the plummet over the waterfall can be Nature's alarm clock.
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  36. And when I do that, suddenly I'm not allowed at the dog park anymore.
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  37. 1. Buy Vodka. 2. Pour Vodka in shot glass. 3. Meddle with American elections. 4. Drink Vodka.
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  38. Not one word about how when St. Patrick went to Ireland to drive out the snakes, Nick went to Iceland, enslaved the Elven race, and works them to death toiling away in the tinsel mines when they get too old and arthritic to make toys? Scandalous!
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  39. That explains the time I went fishing, and when I caught one that was too small, threw it back. The next day... I caught another small one, and it said 'YOU!" and narrowed it's eyes.
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  40. Yours really makes me think.
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  41. Yeahhhhhhh He's um... 'hugging' you...
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  42. I had a pet snowflake Moray Eel name Bill. He hated Ghostbusters.
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  43. It about to get all geographic up in heeeeere boi!
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  44. Don't mass shame black holes... size is relative, after all.
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  45. I am totally gonna watch this through a kaleidoscope.
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  46. If they name birds so well, explain the titmouse.
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  47. "Just two hours without nectar.. and he could die." I feel ya.. * sips his coffee *
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  48. I thought Krampus was what Santa got when he tried to shimmy up a chimney too soon after the milk and cookies.
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  49. So Mars is red because it's embarrassed to be wearing such a skimpy atmosphere.
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  50. During college, we used to call that 'game day'.
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