Comments by "New Message" (@NewMessage) on "National Geographic" channel.

  1. We did it! Wooohooo! Now then.. what's for dinner? Oh dammit.
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  2. The moon will kill us all.. kill us all, I say! *shakes a fist at the sky and returns to his cave *
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  3. I did always find it odd that these aliens were supposed to be travelling billions of miles, using unfathomable resources and amounts of energy beyond our comprehension just to wobble in the sky, stomp a few wheat fields, mutilate some livestock, and give the occasional hapless hillbilly an anal probe. I mean the most they'd learn doing that is that one in ten hillbillies doesn't really seem to mind.
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  4. Sadly the fact that it seemed interested in 'saving' her.. and ONLY her.. not the other divers, kinda tears her theory to bits. Is should have 'nudged' all of the divers.
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  5. The efforts to save the reefs are as multi-pronged as the threats they face.. there's hope yet!
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  6. I get this strange 'last chance to see' feeling watching these videos lately.. I hope that passes.
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  7. My 7 year old was in the bath the other day growling and scratching herself all over when my wife asked why, and she replied that she was 'A Itchysaurus!'
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  8. It's pretty clear that the biggest issue was unsafe, tiny doors. Had they been bigger.. maybe more people would have survived.. I mean, providing any rich hussies can stop professing her love to a lower deck artist long enough to scoot over like... 3 inches, tops ... and let him climb on.
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  9. Prince Fatty the Third let you in? You must have brought cookies.
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  10. I'm on that list for unscrewing trial size toothpaste tubes, and leaving them in public bathrooms. And you'll never stop me. NEVER!
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  11. Is it weird that that made me cry a little bit?
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  12. The flea circus industry is about to be devoured. Literally.
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  13. Worked with these guys while I was a zookeeper. They have clear individual personalities, and watch the zoo-goers as much as the zoo-goers watch them... They'd all line up just like they are in this video and just gawk at the silly humans as they filed past making jokes about calamary.
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  14. Godspeed, John Glenn.
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  15. Thought it had something to do with a pig mask...
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  16. That fun guy is pretty fly.
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  17. The thumbnail literally made my 9 year old ask why 'that man is holding a horse penis.'
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  18. They really URN'D their pay that day, eh? EH?
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  19. Hard to believe they train them to build skyscrapers, eh?
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  20. So I punched out my British neighbor for nothing? Oh, man.
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  21. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Is that Susan?
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  22. I was hoping they flocked in, picked him up and flew away...
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  23. Once one of my favorite people in the world. I was so sad to hear Ms. Piggy's account of how he would continually try to get his hand up her skirt. So sad.
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  24. A disaster waiting to happen is what it is.
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  25. That it doesn't break down every two minutes is fascinating to me. Considering how monumentally complex it is, you'd expect catastrophic failures to happen daily.
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  26. I just died watching this. Totally dead.
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  27. I thought this was gonna be an inside look at the Oval Office.
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  28. "Math test or broken leg.... Math test.. or broken leg.... Math test.... or ...broken leg..." #DifficultDecisions
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  29. At least sharks don't try to bang you like dolphins do.
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  30. No.. it's a falconry joke ;)
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  31. Aww, man....I came to see Dennis Rodman, cuddle Kimmy Rocketman!
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  32. It saw what you people elected and died of shame. Rightly so.
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  33. Somebody earned their biscuit today.
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  34. This is the first I've heard of this.. I'm heartbroken. The way research is done nowadays, there will never be another great ape who will have the kind of time, steady 'family' unit of keepers, and media interest to be able to really explore their potential for language, and hence, the ability to communicate her inner 'selfness' that Koko had. There are some other signers out there.. some are stunningly good.. but none of them have what Koko had in that sense, or likely ever will. I hope that changes. Thank you Koko.. It was a pleasure to have been allowed, even if only through the lense of TV, to get to know you.
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  35. Well.. a guy who sleeps in a coffin is kind of appropriate for 'boxing day', I guess.
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  36. Starving bears, Christmas wildfires, mega storms, ice burgs the size of Manhattan Island... But there's nothing wrong with the climate.. keep driving that SUV, Soccer Mom.
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  37. Aww see, kids? Religious fanaticism is fun.
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  38. I doubt it.. not much into rainbows..
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  39. Don't do it after eating at Red Lobster.. they get all gum pinchy in retaliation.
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  40. The absence of senselessly damaging constraints. External, internal, real, and imagined.
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  41. My daughter just walked by the computer, and asked if I was watching Dr. Strange.
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  42. "Oh no, my octopussy's got crabs again!"
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  43. Fitness culture has gone too far!
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  44. Oh, Maya.
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  45. Rock stars ain't got nothing on this lady.
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  46. Both species breed like crazy so.. The lesson is be aggressive, or have the balls to back it up, I guess.
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  47. Oh sure, but when I do that in my backyard at 4AM I'm a 'public nuisance' and 'too drunk to be playing with explosives'.. Rigged.
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  48. Luck to them all after today's earthquake.
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  49. The Triptopus.
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  50. Two 11 year-olds prove they are better human beings than 70% of adults on the internet.
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