Comments by "New Message" (@NewMessage) on "National Geographic" channel.

  1. Apparently presented by Vlad Putin's less successful half brother.
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  2. The tampon industry will never be the same. "New from Tampax.. Box Bees!"
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  3. I grew up there. It's always lovely in the summer and fall... but someone has to shovel it come winter.
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  4. When your Ultra HD screen totally earns it's keep.
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  5. This video went by too fast.
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  6. No Disney Princesses singing catchy tunes were involved? Man. TV lies.
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  7. Hipsters. People starving in Puerto Rico.. and he's 'adding to the world' by balancing rocks. Humanity is doomed for exactly this reason.
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  8. And that's why bats are no longer identified via taste test.
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  9. When you work around horses.. you see them, no matter what age you are.
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  10. And soon, it will all be gone in the current mass extinction event. Good job, humanity!
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  11. Very likely my first 'Hero'.. And still on the top of that list.
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  12. I wonder if the guy who found it is considered a quack now. Eh? Ehhhhhhh?
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  13. Is it me, or is that fish with the a squid hat not too worried about it?
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  14. No contract killers on the lamb?
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  15. The Ingrouping and outgrouping instinct says it's a big 'No'. But if we don't try anyway, what's the point of being human, really?
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  16. This is offensive to coatimundi.
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  17. Just when I'm thinking 'Go ahead and nuke it, Trumpy.. this world needs to end!' - I see a story like this, and regain the urge to fight to keep it!
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  18. Angela Lansbury's greatest role ever.
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  19. I was expecting an undersea heist movie starring Clooney!
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  20. They need to stop albatross hunting for the lucrative British theater snack industry.
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  21. Gary Larson addressed this kind of prediction problem. "Oh - oh. Rain squall's a - comin'... My knee is actin' up." "I'd sat more like a blizzard, judgin' by my hand here." "Well somethin's happenin'... There goes my head!"
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  22. Crucifix holster. Dead. I'm dead.
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  23. Survival of the Feta.
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  24. What I have always wondered is... what's in weapons grade uranium?.. I'm um.. asking for a friend... * darts eyes *
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  25. Answer: Bad parenting, and systemic racism from the chickens who have all the corn.
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  26. Well in his defense, that is a perfect coil.
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  27. The hard hitting questions that the people wanna know.
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  28. When the carrion beetle (Nicrophorus sayi) deploys it's wings there's an audible 'click' when they fully unfold, then there's a odd 'reeling in' sound when they draw them back in and fold them.
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  29. Wait.. wait.. the too.. the tooth fairy isn't...? I mean.. wait wait wait.. I STILL have a quarter from her.. I.. Mom and Dad.. LIED?!?!? I'm so telling Santa Clause.
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  30. Thank you, Dr. Goodall...
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  31. Well.. I'm just glad they aren't burning cats for heat, I guess.
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  32. And not one of those moons can press themselves against a car window. You lose, nature.
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  33. He must love it when someone asks "Who are you?"
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  34. No amount of kryptonite is gonna slow them down
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  35. So.. my teachers were wrong.. it is good to be tardy.
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  36. Oh you know the comments are gonna be a shining reflection of the goodness and light of human understanding.
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  37. 5:49 That is one heck of a sneeze ya got there, Gerry.
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  38. Can;'wait to see how it ends! Do humans eventually create fire? You'll never know unless you tune in!
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  39. You do not want to know what they do with the flounder behind the bleachers.
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  40. Would have been nice to see ONE actual shark, rather than a cookie, but meh.
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  41. Luckily, North Korea's targeting tech is still way behind, and the only safe place to be, really, is wherever they are aiming.
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  42. I hope Betsy DeVos is watching this and taking notes.
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  43. Don't drink the punch.. they used tap water.
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  44. Non Native* you mean.
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  45. Soon there'll just be jellyfish left out there. And we'll all be gone soon after it happens.
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  46. Well.. it's pretty clear we're like cosmic aids.. we're destroying our planet's immune system, and now we're looking to infect the next host.
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  47. It's actually named after that case? Science, you've done it again! * wipes a quiet tear *
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  48. No Cheerleaders? They missed a perfect opportunity for a well placed "Ra! Ra! Sis-Boom-Bah! "
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  49. Because wood isn't flammable enough.
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  50. The best thing I've ever seen was a Newtonian reflector in the back of a guy's car that has "I ❤ Uranus" painted on the side of it.
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