Comments by "New Message" (@NewMessage) on "National Geographic" channel.

  1. Just when I thought my neighbor saying she was clinically depressed because her orchid died was a sure sign that humanity has lost all sense of perspective, Japan says "Hold my biru."
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  2. Rad Zilla So it goes..Worth the abuse, if only so that I can know I saw, thought, then decided what side I was on. And took the risk to say so. Besides.. the odd person now and then ads a little support to keep me from feeling alone :)
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  3. I thought that was Viking 1.. hm.. learn something new every day!
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  4. Classing up the joint as always, Mr. Black.
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  5. Duh.. giant headed monsters ate them all, then when all the food was gone, waited at the shoreline for more until they turned to stone. Scientists * rolls eyes *
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  6. Hognose snakes even flip themselves back over if you roll them on their bellies. Also.. the smell quite dead.
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  7. I never check in to the 'Space Weather Channel' anymore. It's always 'Mostly nebulous with a chance of Gamma Rays'
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  8. All that kissing is for MOISTURE EXCHANGE ONLY. Cannot stress that enough. I don't know why me and Bill keep getting lost overnight in the Brokeback Hills, Gina.. I guess we just need more practice weekends to get it right.
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  9. the fact that they call it a 'pedestrian bridge' implies that yes.. it can be walked on.
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  10. Soon they'll be all we have left to eat. Hope they go good with ketchup.
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  11. So what's the net profit on net carpets?
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  12. The green menace shall envelope us all! All that kale we ground into juice and claimed to like drinking! All the lawns we trimmed for no discernable reason on Sunday mornings! All the salads we ordered so we'd appear healthy, only to pick the fries off our friends plates anyway! Now our sins come back to haunt us! The chlorophyll shall have it's revenge! We will all be consumed by the leafy tide of... Oh, wait.. Global warming is killing it all off. We're fine. It's fine.
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  13. So.. a velociquacker.
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  14. The rest of the bike was delicious though. Especially the part that screamed.
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  15. So even dinosaurs thought that ticks sucked.
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  16. Sooo grateful for HD right now.
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  17. Well.. two heads are better than.. OMG! Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!!
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  18. Pele angry!
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  19. Biggest Chia Pet collection in the world.
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  20. Millennials, eh? * rolls eyes * Mooch'll be opening a artisinal sushi vomitorium with his college fund next.. Then ruin his parents credit when the cosigned loan defaults.
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  21. So my ex is a tarantula... not a bank account draining harpie? Hm.. I learn so much on this channel.
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  22. "Yes.. I'd like to sign up to be on the Secret Service please? What do you mean 'can I swim?'"
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  23. * tips an imaginary hat * Thank you, good Sir.
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  24. That.. that's just veering into cartoonish Super Villainy! We need a skull island to build a base in now.
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  25. How many Grid Managers does it take to screw in 170000 lightbulbs?
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  26. Nope.. but looking at your obvious troll icon and name.. it's pretty clear you are.
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  27. "Lemon Shark" sounds like a menu item.
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  28. Hell I'mma start taking a knee during the pledge of allegiance now, dammit.
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  29. Yeah.. that's great until the parrots learn to mimic your ring tone...
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  30. touchy subject.. Eh? Ehhhhh? Bah.
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  31. Earth analogs? Switch to digital already, universe!
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  32. Wait.... did the comment below me just sneeze? * covers face and runs to the bloodletter's hut *
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  33. Now if only they had a single mention of this guy that wasn't dated 30 years after his supposed death.
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  34. What's the hula symbol for spam?
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  35. Wish they would just be honest about their name, and call themselves 'We miss slavery'. Funny that the 'Southern Pride' people keep raggign about how pro 'the troops' they are, while they fly a flag that opposed the USA and everything it stood for.
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  36. It's ok.. they are easily startled .. but they'll be back. And in greater numbers.
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  37. MarioDragon I didn't say the life there now 'didn't qualify'. Don't put words in my mouth.. anyone reading along can just.. look up and see you are outright full of it. You, however, not only equated the pre rig ecosystem to 'probably nothing living', but took the time to interrupt my comment thread to do it. Now you try to accuse me of the trolling you engaged in? Nice. Class all around, you are. Oh y'know what else you are? Blocked.
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  38. Shhhhhhhh!
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  39. Just makes me think of classic Twilight Zone. "That's real good what you done there, Donny.. Wishing Spicer into the Presidents Field.. a real good thing, Donny!"
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  40. The happy face mummy ( 1:40 ) made me crack up.. that would be a great B movie.
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  41. But sugar isn't addictive, right, Coke?.. * rolls eyes *
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  42. Good luck getting them to redo your bathroom.
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  43. Many of you are wondering what's wrong with her pants... Well, they started running short of material right before they got to the knees, so don't give her any 💩.
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  44. They let her wear high heels to the interrogation, apparently.
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  45. Kept expecting him to say 'Duuuuude'.
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  46. Still not as disgusting as those guys down south spitting chaw into a plastic cup every 2 minutes. Barely, though.
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  47. This won't end well...
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  48. Makes sense.. get a few Sea Breeze cocktails into my mother in law at the BBQ, and she gets a bit heavy handed too.
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  49. Wile E. Coyote has left the chat
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  50. "They named you after the dog... The DOG!"
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