Comments by "Wom Bat" (@wom_Bat) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. The onion old stuff needs to be preserved as culturally important in some kind of preservation vault. This stuff is absolute gold.
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  2. "We have to remember liberating a country is fun" Best line.
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  3. 1:50 was great
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  4. They need a Darfur movie like hotel Rwanda. Thanks to that movie title i booked a trip for my family to the famous hotel Rwanda....
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  5. You don't remember the rise of Octavia? Get informed.
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  6. "We don't know what's in them" 😂😂😂😅 lil neither does Pfizer.
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  7. The onion has many layers....
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  8. Almost 7 years since you commented and it's still hilarious.
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  9.  @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102  technically Canada had hovering flying saucers in the 50s but they foolishly devoted to hover craft's instead... We could have ben flying in cars by now. Thanks Canada.....
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  10. His poker face is legendary.
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  11. Virtual virtue signaling is on the rise in 2022. We need a traditional onion style Exposé on the matter.
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  12. "I'm a big ole bear 🐻"
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  13.  @maazkalim  not American at all, proud Canadian with ukranian and Irish blood. Infact the cool stuff I was talking about was killed by American greed, and a few self interested bought Canadians.
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  14. Do they have one for the butt? Asking for a friend...
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  15. In Iran gays are actually forced to have a sex change
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  16. For the hive...
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  17.  @spheredhawk67  Ann-Yeong!
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  18. They predicted Burnie Sanders....
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  19. "being our husbands, driving our cars"... Love it.
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  20. ".. And flexing for the angles" that part really got me😂😅
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  21. Can fake news ever be more relevant like 12 years later? This is honestly gold. Onion writers were genius and the actors are national treasures.
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  22. They have aged like fine French wine. They get even better with time.
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  23. This is the house hippo of politics
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  24. Helly-floppers
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  25.  @MrMLBson09  There are some comedians like Aristophanes or the stooges that habe stood the test of time. Yet most comedy becomes obselet as culture evolves. This will be funny until/if 9/11 is forgotten like the Mountain Meadows Massacre.
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  26. "Like idiot rapists" Omg i can hardly breath im laughing so hard
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  27. The bernie sanders at the end had me rolling.
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  28. So technical
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  29.  @Nothing4687  You're saying Bernie wasn't an old grizzled man who shook up the right? Are you feeling okay? I think you're having fever dreams again.
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  30. The onion used to be soooo good.
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  31. Lol all these people can't handle Egypt did something cool a few thousand years ago.
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  32. New meaning to soilent green
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  33. "Ha, Ha,... they are just there to get fu**ed" Amazing.
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  34. The news graphics are fantastic. Miss the good onion news.
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  35. Lol. Want an invitation to my world? I'll ride you hoarse... Show you what Ladie boys are packing.....
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  36. Well if you replace "dollar" with diffrent currencies it makes a lot of sense. Just turn part of your brain off and throw the rest into over drive.
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  37. I think onion wins at dead baby joke's...
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  38. You don't remember the The Official Senate Report on CIA Minotaur's: Committee Study of the Central Intelligence Agency?s Detention and Minotaur Program...?
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  39. How I view fast and the furious fans.
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  40. Omg he predicted covid response😳😬
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  41. I always wondered what happened to onions budget. I think i just found where it went.
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  42. The onion had many layers...
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  43. I miss the onion. They are a shadow of their former self.
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  44. 2:15 brilliant!
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  45. The bald actor must have had mixed feelings getting a call back for this job. "Oh sweet I nailed an audition.... For expert pedophile..."
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  46. Where in the world is Clifford Bains?
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  47. If only. My BA in history really helped me become a pool life guard.
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  48. Not a fan of Russian glory holes?
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  49. The only movie line that comes close is when Michael Ironside said "They sucked his brains out"
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  50. Well Canada invented hover crafts in the 50s. They also had a hovering saucer type craft, like a giant drone. It's only a matter of time till Canadian flying cars are next.
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