Comments by "David G" (@davidg3944) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. I'm thankful for Seth and the Late Night writers, camera goblins, and other staff that bring us a momentary dose of ease during an awful time. I hope that next year Seth finds his glass full of a cranberry liqueur rather than sauce, or at least gets a spoon too.
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  2. Corrections needs to go public! If LieSocial is "worth" over $4B, then Corrections would shatter all records for both company valuation and stock pricing after the bell. Trillions I say!
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  3. That microphone stand did NOT give consent! I know, I spoke with the poor thing at a karaoke event later that night.
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  4. I miss what Biden could have been, if the Dems hadn't screwed up so much. Now we've got the fetid orange back in, and it didn't have to be this way...
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  5. I was on another video which had a massive attack of bots writing negative or "just give up" comments. Don't let them get you down, stand strong, speak up, and make sure your voice is heard, especially at your Representative's offices!
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  6. I dunno about Jupiter flirting with us, but I hear it has a thing for Uranus.
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  7. What I always find curious is when people without souls claim to be religious.
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  8. Shows that you have a functional brain and moral code.
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  9. I'm glad Corrections Props didn't confuse last week and this week, and toss a bucket of spiders at Seth!
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  10. I skip ahead whenever trump's "talking", don't want to hear him ever again unless it's when he pleads "Guilty, your Honor".
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  11. Newt's as old as Biden, but his mind's as old as the Antebellum South.
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  12. Watch out for all the falling whales that have been blasted out of the sky by cancerous windmills!
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  13. Hydrogen sulfide thinks that trump stinks!
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  14. ​ @hodadog2  No, Rod's correct. The same union that endorsed trxxp is now blasting him for the pardons. What the hell did they expect??
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  15. "Hate" is such a strong word. Why not: Loathe, Despise, Feel nausea in the presence of, Revile, Be repulsed by, Associate with excreta, Abhor, Repulsed by, oh darn, need a few thousand more synonyms...
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  16.  @scottbright595  Did you wander in by accident? The Trout Fishing channel is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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  17.  @waltergiles86  I, for one, [watch your comma placement] will never forget the picture of trump meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and and Ambassador Sergey Kislyak in the Oval Office shortly after being sworn in, and handing them Top Secret security intelligence. Yes, this really happened - May, 2017.
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  18. I am, without any doubt, the only Jackal who is erorless...
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  19. It's going to get even worse unless we can stop him.
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  20. "404 - Cognition not found"
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  21.  @bardsamok9221  "Whale!"
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  22. All those people walk into a jail - "Right this way, Mr. trump".
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  23. Since November 5th, 2024...
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  24. Hey, I'm old and greedy, but I'm voting for KH!
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  25. The Turducken of impressions!
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  26. I'd call it "criminal self-dealing" rather than farce.
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  27. This is literal truth. And all we're doing is sitting back and watching the country sink.
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  28. Bernie Sanders walked by and said: "Pipsqueeks!".
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  29. Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet...
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  30. In fairness, FDR did send a telegram to Hirohito calling him a, and I quote: "Doodie Head".
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  31. I can't stand a second of him. I skip ahead and look for Seth before continuing the video.
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  32.  CustomSolutions-x3q  You're getting your definitions from the trump dictionary, where everything is opposite of conventional description. Oh, and it was printed in Russia.
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  33.  @hughjorg4008  Add the rest of the bunch (Rudy, Sidney, Miller, Lindsey, Stone, Bannon, etc.) and it's not just a clown show, or even the whole freaking circus - it's Bizarro World.
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  34. That keeps the theme from his first run of press droids. Remember ol' bigsuit Sean Spicy?
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  35. There's no fire like a trumpster fire...
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  36. A Jackal-hug over the loss of your dad. It's never easy to lose a parent (unless you go to the mall with them), but time heals and memories remain. Good luck on twisting your sibling to the dork side.
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  37. Not to sound like a corporate shill (nothing to do with NBC), but there has been a significant loss of income to the "old school" TV businesses due to the rise of the Internet and dilution of audience (and so decline in ad revenue). I'm sitting here watching on YT, paying nothing for my enjoyment. It does eventually have a knock-on effect. That's why I always "Like" any LNwSM video and try to comment to help with the algorithm. I'd even do micro-payments (~$20/yr) if it was possible, with enough people doing that it could support the show.
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  38. At least for some, January 30th, 1933 would have been a similarly fraughtful day.
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  39. Not to be mean about it, but: orban, putin, hilter, stalin, ceaușescu, mussolini, papadopoulos, franco [all spelling intended] - should I go on? A scared people are an easily herded people, and frankly there are reasons to be frightened. But voting for a dictator is not the answer here, opening our eyes and working towards solutions regarding income inequality, climate change, loss of habitat - those are worth fighting for!
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  40.  @originalbridgetconnors  Wait, no kids or cats?? I knew it! Dogs are commenting on the internet!!
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  41. As an USian, I fully agree. Flipping tragic...
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  42. It's the Pitch Drop Experiment of comedy!
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  43.  @Resileaf  It's amazing what being insanely wealthy will do when it comes to breeding opportunities.
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  44. Agreed, since we're getting a really bad example from the "top" guy.
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  45. I hate to say this, but I'm betting this WH gets her removed. She's too much of everything t has issues with.
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  46. I don't listen to him. I literally (in the literal definition of the word) skip to the end of him lip-flapping each time he's on screen. I need to keep my sanity, this is the only way.
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  47. No, thank dog! Specifically, Frisbee!!
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  48. It's all fine. We get put in the water, it's chilly at first, then gets a little warmer. Meanwhile, enron mosk and the golden macaque are getting the butter and shell-crackers ready...
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  49. Unfortunately, the more blatant, the more effective with the cult followers. He doesn't walk on water, but he floats on lies...
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  50. I'm old and weird, and I'm voting KH!
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