Comments by "David G" (@davidg3944) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. Associate VP to the Regional Director of the Excess Effluence Department in charge of polishing dr**pf's bum. And still, he's underqualified.
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  2.  @5KdMnyMn  I see you're a graduate of the Republican Reality Inversion Institute. You must have aced every class with your "Comical Ali" level of denial of facts.
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  3.  @avidadolares  I was going to give you a "like", but then realized I was not astounded enough to do so.
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  4. And next, the Rumpcession...
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  5.  @jofez27  With a topping of fetid cheese.
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  6. I love them more than you do! Yes, it's a competition, dammit!
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  7. You forgot that each of the coaster cars comes with its own hive of very angry Murder Hornets, all with the face of Stephen Miller.
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  8. Just like the Capitol after Jan 6th...
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  9. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about him. Even his mom.
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  10. More of an impure evil, with a side of gross incompetence.
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  11. That makes sense as Joe and Harrison are about the same age (within months). And that's our "Shake up the Boomer Generation" Moment of the Day.
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  12.  @onewhogetsbread9975  And resistance to stains.
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  13. I thought he celled it pretty well. But then, I'm a 1G kind of guy...
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  14. YT pulling comments as I scroll, but still allowing spam posts. Could someone please start another viable video platform that isn't corrupt?
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  15. Greetings, fellow Futurama nerd who also happens to love Corrections!
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  16.  @edwardallenthree  We're number 9! [in access to medical care]
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  17. Spare any eggs, sir?
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  18. I agree, although the AI post removal tool is making it difficult to say so. I'll try again...
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  19.  @peternicholas2393  Yes, it's frustrating, but we need to keep trying as it helps keep the show viable on this dreadful platform. I wish there was an alternative, a "Bluesky" for video.
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  20. I am so sorry for how badly we've handled aiding Ukraine. Biden has been a failure in this regard, but it's about to get even worse with the guy coming in. I sure hope Europe steps up.
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  21. Between rump and muskrat, the combined level of ego in that office is over 9000.
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  22.  @plastastic  That part of me died, so I don't count it. [It's feeling better]
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  23.  @1midnightfish  Seconded!
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  24.  @Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus  "We are no longer the commenters who say "Ni!".
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  25. Aww, don't be hating. She's living her best life by ignoring Seth. Aren't we all??
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  26.  @lisab9541  trump-branded wine: made from the finest ooze ever to trickle from a leach pit.
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  27. @ No joke - I was thinking of using her instead, but she's badass enough on her own...
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  28. ​ @waltergiles86  Over the course of 19 minutes you've worked yourself up to a lather. Perhaps your concerns over Democracy would ease if people don't vote for a man who wants to end it? P.S. Not a youngster, but thanks (?) for thinking so.
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  29. Believe all couches! However, that ottoman over there? Pants on fire, I tell you...
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  30. Oh, talk about a bad way to end a relationship...
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  31. How did you find the CLT? I've never been able to.
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  32. The man who ate the Carolina Reapers later heard saying a variety of prayers while in the bathroom.
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  33.  @peterlongprong7521  Et tu, brûlée?
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  34.  @jh-thorne151  Youngster, here's a tip from an old man: your time is limited too. Make the best of it...
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  35. This is a Reese's-anable supposition...
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  36. In fairness there's been a number of these segments that have been quite funny, but this one was a little dire.
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  37. It's a good thing Matt Gaetz wasn't there, he might have asked the kid out. Oops, I'm thinking of Lindsey G. - my bad...
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  38. "Pelican in Drag" is my new interpretation of Lindell.
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  39. Seth's far too tall to be Chucky! Although, it all other aspects - checks out...
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  40. Did RFK Jr. lend the worm to trump?
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  41. Is "Sangry" a thing? It needs to be...
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  42. I'll rip with a sharp cross blade before using a dull rip. And I hope you're using either good PPE or have a HEPA dust extraction setup, all dust is bad for your lungs and some woods are literally poisonous.
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  43.  @anro7137  or Herring!
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  44. You just want her elected because she's Irish... (I mean, with a last name of Harris she must be, right?) [In case I must - the above is humor, or an attempt at same]
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  45.  @joeds3775  Truth. The jokes write themselves in the trumpverse.
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  46.  @bovinityleak2066  Jr claimed it was a car ahead of him that hit the cub, but frankly I wish the brain worm would chime in to confirm or deny.
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  47. I saw it a mile away, as did some others.
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  48.  @jhatchett7101  Did he have sex with the food? If so, I hope he bought it flowers first...
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  49. Either the closing "shocker" has been sped up, or Seth's got the reactions of a cat. On steroids. Times two...
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  50. The thing about Bill is that you believe him when he says he would kill and eat you. But you'd still love him and forgive him for it...
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