Comments by "David G" (@davidg3944) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. The faux-knitting was so clearly a bone thrown to the Jackals (and their large Knitter-Please subgroup).
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  2. So much denial of reality and gaslighting methods - the RUpubs are right out of the Kremlin playbook.
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  3. @ It's the Stepford Conservative type that the RUpubs go for.
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  4. How did we wind up in this lowest of levels in Dante's Hell? Oh, that's right - voters who don't give a cluck!
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  5. @ I'm reaching here! I always give Seth's graphics departments the benefit of the doubt. Because they'll haze me if I don't.
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  6. Correctionception - 5:21 is NOT the sound of the one-armed-man clapping!
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  7. Kate, whenever you want to learn machining, please look me up. I promise to be welcoming and let you actually look at and touch the (non-operating) machines. And when you get back to your woodworking, oil staining will be just a matter of rubbing your hands on the panels!
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  8. The figurative "large intestine" of the USA is full of trump, DeSantis, McConnell, and a host of others. There's not enough ex-lax in the world to deal with that blockage...
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  9. I can't laugh anymore. This is already worse than the maggot's first term, and he's just getting that mass of corpulent corruption going!
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  10. Did the Cereal Bus come with an ASCII so you could turn it on?
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  11. MAGA is a deranged club of misfits and delusionals. Not sure they're missing anything other than their meds.
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  12. No joke, folks... It's not a joke, it's a f'ing disaster. We're seen the worst possible outcome from the last election become worster and worster by the millisecond. The only man even less suitable to be president than trump has just assumed office.
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  13.  @gamepapa1211  Actually, literally insane in the membrane.
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  14.  @matthewschwartz6607  Heh - in this case, nothing. But we were having a little fun with "what could have been"...
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  15.  @MadCat-co3qb  Petro is sleeping with Stormy too? You know, I'd much rather have that then the crap drumpf is doing. Compared to the felon in chief, the pardoner of insurrection, Petro is a hero.
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  16. I have to admit, Mopey Don hanging out with all the English professors has really improved his ability to spout metaphors for pain. Much like a Great Orange Whale*. *In fairness, any whale that read Melville must be in pain. Talk about true-life murder stories...
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  17. ​ @Michael-Masi-911  No Michael, no, that was so not right!
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  18.  @scottbright595  You deserve the bare minimum, more accurately nothing. You're the laziest troll ever, and should be handled as such.
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  19. Since the Chinese have been very uncooperative in researching the origin, it's still a question. But it is curious that the revision was done a week after the coronation, so who knows - drumpf may have told the CIA to rewrite the script. He did draw his own hurricane map, after all...
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  20. Talk about the October 7th terrorist attack. How about Hezbollah doesn't murder civilians, and the Mossad won't tinker with their pagers? Fair deal?
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  21. My (just created) most feared nightmare is dreaming that I'm an opera singer, and Wally's misordered my cue cards. The performance isn't just ruined, but when I yell at him for the mistake and he says "Sorry", it costs the company even more due to the speaking role. Darn you, Wally!
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  22. ...in the penile fracture? Or is Hannity the biggest penile fracture ever?
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  23. I hope the Dems finally figure out how to reach the American working poor and lower middle-class, because if they don't we're going to face this (un)reality again. That is, if voting still exists in four years...
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  24. I protest. The Gaza disaster is due mostly, MOSTLY to Hamas, which launched the mas**cre that killed over a thousand men, women, and children. Israel responded as they said they would, with a massive retaliatory action. Overkill? Without a doubt. The result of having gone through an actual attempt at genocide. And before anyone says "but they're doing the same to the Palestinians" - no, nowhere close. Jews in Europe did not murder large numbers of Germans or Austrians, instead they were scapegoated and targeted. Somewhat like we see again now. Also, why do you think Hamas attacked when they did? Could it be in concert with Iran (of course), but also Russia, who knew that conflict in the area would certainly be a thorny issue for Biden in his aborted reelection campaign? Folks with an understanding of Russia's history find this quite plausible, but it'll take review of Kremlin records to prove. But hmm, did many Dems not vote for Biden, or even willfully voted for dr**pf as a reaction to the conflict? How does that decision look now??
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  25. [I won't be shocked if YT pulls this comment quickly, they've been rather fast on the draw since coronation day]
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  26. What, thinks in Russia are so depressing you want America to fail too? Heavens...
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  27. This Corrections merits a Fan Service Emmy! Or it would, if IT WASN'T SO SHORT!!! Seth's eager to get outta town, I guess...
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  28. I can't laugh anymore. trump 1 was awful, trump 2 will be catastrophic, and not just for America. F you, idiot American voters!
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  29.  @andybaldman  More clicks, more YT $$$$.
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  30. "I can always go longer!" invites a "that's what she said".
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  31. Epic endings were never like this back in my day...
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  32. I think it would have been better to have a mouthful of spiders and a marble on your head. But what do I know...
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