Comments by "David G" (@davidg3944) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. tump itself is offal, offal, offal. Fat in a suit, we love the fat, don't we, folks...
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  2. We should be asking "Who kept the trump out [of jail]".
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  3. That last image of trump's head with a turkey body will haunt me forever. I'm not exaggerating - FOREVER, Seth's graphics department! I blame you for my sleepless nights from now on!
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  4. The Whiner in Chief.
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  5. When t says he loves the farmers, I didn't realize it was because we'd all need to grow our own crops. I already have my crop of Alfalfa, Buckwheat, and the other Little Rascals planted.
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  6. ​ @MrJamberee  Sorry you're so exhausted (trolling is such hard work). Try some raging inferno ghost peppers, they'll wake you up!
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  7. I think Ben was a "little" too into that bit...
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  8.  @owlofhyperion  Green eggs, green ham, green steak, green hamburgers, green fries - everything but green salad!
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  9. ​ @zenncatt  trump flies in like an albatross, flaps about crapping in the nest, then vomits into his acolytes mouths. Yup, sounds correct...
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  10. Nazi gang? Was an e. musk their leader?
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  11.  @mattdobson7598  If you're a Dem, you're one of the rare ones who uses words they don't understand the meaning of as epithets. Please join the other party, you're a natural for them.
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  12. @ Yes, I'm sure the Lord Emperor of Censorship is going to save the day.
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  13. Why? Why, when the Reps have done everything they can to concentrate wealth among their cronies, corps, and the ultrarich, do they want more babies? YOU'VE IMPOVERISHED THE BULK OF AMERICANS, YOU DOLTS! When you stress a population of animals - rats, sheep, humans - they reproduce less. It's f'ing nature at work! Want more babies? Allow working men and women to earn enough to raise families. But you've done the opposite, haven't you?
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  14.  @andrewstevenson118  An association between musk and a sphincter. Which is quite unfair to sphincters as they serve a valuable purpose.
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  15. trump hates anyone who's actually liked by millions of people. I think he recognizes that his popularity is actually based on anger, and somewhere deep in his excuse for a soul it bothers him.
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  16.  @slister45  Do you feel better now? That's all I care about. Really...
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  17.  @slister45  I prescribe rest and staying off the internet for a week to ease your anxiety. It'll help with your lax cognition too.
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  18.  @slister45  I feel fine, it's those that overreact and have difficulties with discourse via comments I worry about. Ta-ta, Sweetpea.
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  19. And you should! I'm avoiding American presidents named dr**pf, with our bad luck there's going to be more.
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  20. I'd say "Never change, Scollins", but it's long been clear that he won't. Or can't. Or something.... Also, isn't "brozer" just a version of Firefox for guys who only want to hang out with their male friends?
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  21. Deity of Choice, bless us every one. "Cause we're going to need industrial quantities of blessings to make it through the next four years. Or more, once trump anoints himself dictator for life...
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  22. 'Tis a shame there was no glowing beacon in the last tiny hat. In these dark times, we all need a Jackal Lantern to guide us... Have a great pre-Doomsday, looking forward to seeing you guys again for the end of the world...
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  23.  @kingace6186  Yup. Automatic deletions SKYROCKETED on YT right after the coronation of the golden idol.
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  24. I keep hoping they'll wake up, then I wake up and remember they're locked and loaded (locked on trump, loaded with methacopium). [Woo! I coined a word, Goog has no hits for "methacopium"!]
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  25. The furniture-thrower was indeed Florida Man. But donny can't possibly lift anything heavier than a chicken wing, so this joke falls flat (pack)...
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  26. Having watched the BiMD - that was a weird one. I think that black mold is a little more hallucinogenic than we realized...
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  27. I think that's the point. drumpf is doing all he can to destroy the county.
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  28. Jokes aside, this is part of why I'm so furious at the Democrats, and yes, Biden. Their ignoring Joe's decline until it was too obvious and too late to easily put another candidate forward eased the election of trump2, Actual Boogaloo. A disaster for the US and for the World, one that will have literally historic consequences given how corrupt the Repub Congress and USSC are. Dammit!!
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  29. It was a terribly written deal with all sorts of "weasel outs". Ukraine is cautious because they've been scre - - messed with so often, both by the Ruzz and USA.
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  30. I thought we made it through the insanity after 2020. But no, it turns out it was the eye of a hurricane, inside a larger hurricane, and we've hit the higher winds. We are so [redacted]!!
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  31.  @MrZYMR  You saw the flag of Iran on it? Or your meth was extra crispy that day?
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  32. I sometimes ask myself how bad a second trump term could be. And then I remind myself how bad the first was, and the start of this one looks, oh, about a thousand times worse.
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  33. I believe it actually said "Free Coke". Not sure which flavor (so to speak).
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  34. This BiMD had the chaotic energy of early "Corrections". And I'm not only here for it, I'm getting it tattooed on my forehead. And, uh, the other one...
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  35. Anyone else having comments auto-deleted? It started with dr*mpf's inauguration, and I'm seeing it on multiple channels.
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  36. Nonsense, it was Sir Francis Bacon [Crispy Esq.] who wrote that work! A little penguin confirmed it, and he would never lie to me!
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  37. So this confirms that Seth's getting a bed-ferret? And that looks kinkier in text than it did in my head...
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  38. donald trump: "So he called himself a naxi, I'm sure there's good naxis on both sides". [naxi in a vain attempt to avoid YT auto-delete]
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  39.  @paul9792  I see what you did there...
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  40. Will Seth make it through the horror of a Mac-Attack, or is this late-night host about to be broiled and served with lettuce and tomato slices? Tune in next week, or just live your life...
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  41. The "bird that wants to kill you, but can't" just discovered the internet and is looking for drop-bears to hire for a hit.
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  42. In. We are in an autocracy now.
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  43.  @genealotech  Oh, I put a condom over it, I always practice safe-singing...
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  44. Of course "Corrections" is a cell, or to be more precise, has a cell. After all, what else is a Corrections Department going to have?
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  45.  @peterpiper7441  Indeed, but only well behaved ones.
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  46. No conflicts of interest with techbro elun mosk, no siree. Hey, who put this order for $400M in Tesla armored Cybertrucks through the Treasury? The order was signed by a Mr. Bigballs? Is he in the House or Senate? This is beyond madness. The Dems have failed so hard to stop this insanity that we are doomed. What a useless Party they've become, someone come up with a viable SanityforAll political conference.
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  47. Don't buy into the distractions! This is just part of the game they're playing to keep rational people frazzled and disrupted. Bear down, talk with friends and relatives and try to keep them rational and ready to vote for sanity in 2026. Hopefully we're still allowed to vote by then...
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  48. Good? Not so much. It's mourning in America.
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  49.  @tannerhughes6274  Better choice for putin. Better choice for dictators around the globe. But not a good choice for America.
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  50.  @jessicarussell285  Do you have morals, Jessica? Scruples? No? Didn't think so...
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