Comments by "David G" (@davidg3944) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. Seth is the ray of sunlight beaming through the miasma of the steaming piles of #2 deposited by the Elephant Party.
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  2. In the Meyersverse, everything is imbalanced. As it should be...
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  3. Quite a coinicodence that it reoccurred.
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  4. Our long national nightmare - - - has just started? Someone wake me and tell me this was all just a bad dream...
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  5. It used to be that only dr**pf's corpulent visage and voice was enough to make me ill. Now the muskrt does it too. I have to fast-forward through these segments to keep my dinner where it belongs.
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  6. Better chance your meemaw gets gold in the High-Jump then t getting a Nobel.
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  7. Nothing is worse than losing the true source of communication between Seth and his Jackals...
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  8. A mystery wrapped in an enigma - with chocolate drizzle...
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  9. I'm with you. The sheer cruelty of the man is beyond measure. But don't give up, make sure to let your representative know just how upset you are.
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  10. I thought it was to collect all the Richards in DC. Talk about "draining the swamp" - that's what Matt Gaetz calls it...
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  11.  @jh-thorne151  Any time I complain about being old to my mom, she tells me to shut up...
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  12. Waiting for today's Corrections with bearted breath. Cub be some interesting riffs on how they dealt with Jr's "skin 'em and eat 'em" story...
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  13. He wants to destroy government. Not reform, destroy. All the better to loot the Treasury...
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  14. BTW, love the "laugh" button, but why did you buy a dozen and hand them to your writers? Or was it just ten?...
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  15. You really did prove that insanity is hereditary. But (a)parently, you all got it from Rasputin!
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  16. What if your house is in space, and you open a window?
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  17. Allegedly.
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  18. Well, there's one thing t could do that would earn him my gratitude, but I can't say it here...
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  19.  @solomoon3083  Eh, maybe not so great. I've seen video of a pelican trying to eat a capybara, and nobody, I mean, NOBODY messes with a capybara on my watch.
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  20. Oh, so much worse than Neville. Chamberlain was not an active asset to ah.
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  21. I, for one, welcome our new commercial overlords as long as they keep the show going. And feature Amber. And I guess that guy who hosts "Corrections" too, he's ok...
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  22. The Bird Bane Bobblehead could only have been more perfect if it had googly eyes.
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  23. Molobag cocktails.
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  24.  @akaimizu1  The Harris must flow...
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  25.  @PaulMcCannWebBuilder  After that was bought, I would have fired the entire C-Suite of NBC for the flagrant waste of money.
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  26. With his spindly frame, Conan could reach thousands of Rippums. It's only his pure Irish stubbornness that holds his body together.
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  27. HH is an utter stain on the WaPo site. A pandering nincompoop and unfit for journalism.
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  28. Is that where Vance got his inspiration from? It's understandable he changed objects of affection, couches are much more comfy that trying to get it on with a barnacled keel...
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  29. I did, but mostly for the coconut bonk. I need to put that on Loop...
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  30. As we're all bananas in these comments, I'd hope we're a good bunch. Not those mushy old dappled guys that fall off the stem when you lift them up. And stop using us for demonstrating condom use, it's embarrassing!!
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  31. Glad Seth's back, but not sure if that's enough to get me through the next four years...
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  32. Why? Because the donald is a child, a forever-child, and needs every gram of attention at all times. trump is so empty inside that he should enter the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. The only issue is that competitors within arm's reach are at risk.
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  33. In an environment where they and their families are valued. But that's not the case with Repubs, they just want bodies to profit off of.
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  34. We've made a dreadful mistake. Catastrophic doesn't begin to describe the consequences of the past election. But all we do is drone on and on, and nothing will get better.
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  35. Seth's tired of tongue twisters and has moved on to neck twisters!
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  36. The slurp at the end... [Chef's kiss]
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  37. Our long national nightmare has only just begun!
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  38.  @nancyking9033  They borrowed the plane from trump? Because it's trump's campaign that actually used Epstein's old aircraft. You know this, right? Or do you Russian stooges not keep up with the news?
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  39.  @nancyking9033  trump has used the Epstein plane, not Bill. As ever, project your flaws on your opponent - right out of the KGB playbook.
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  40. Since "X" runs the country now, is there a difference?
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  41.  @dtaidi  "your", "on". If English is a second language for you, well, you've done what you can. And thanks, YT, for deleting whatever you feel like, it really helps keep comment streams flowing [/S].
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  42.  @Ruthgranata-p9l  If actual justice exists - yes.
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  43. Treasure each day, Seth - just like we treasure you! Signed: the Jolly Rogers Pirates Benevolent Society.
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  44. Damn, that's a real thing (although the actual phrasing is in question)! Since dr**pf's damaged his own kids, it's no surprise that similar warping would be done if you're "raised" by muskrt.
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  45. Since my previous post was removed by the YT Masters, he's my emasculated retry: Damn, that's a real thing (although the actual phrasing is in question)! Since [orange guy] damaged his own offspring, it's no surprise that similar warping would be done if you're "raised" by muskrt.
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  46. YT keeps removing my posts. Current prez damaged his kids, no surprise EM is doing the same to his. And FU YT for the censorship!
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  47. S3 (Sick Stressed Seth) gives the best Corrections! Please be sure to come down with Hysteria, sorry, Listeria every Thursday, Seth...
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  48. Skipped though this one - don't need to hear or see Natasha Fatale or fat donny, or for that matter, muskrat. Good god, what has happened to us?!
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  49. I think some of the advantages Ferrari used to get have been pared back, but given how often they shoot themselves in the foot (or Pits), their special status doesn't affect the standings.
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  50. That any American still approves of rump's handling of the economy says our educational system has been bad for a looong times.
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