Comments by "Asbestos Muffins" (@AsbestosMuffins) on "LegalEagle" channel.

  1. the legality of voting twice is that it is completely illegal, and one would with any other president point out that north carolina had the largest case of voting fraud committed in recent memory, by a republican paid consultant, just 2 years ago.
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  2. its all coincidence because you can't charge the president with conspiracy, because you can't apparently charge the president with any crimes at all, because the president's appointed AG said so.
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  3. In north korea you can only have the Kim (or Kimmette)
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  4. Now I'm not sure its legal TODAY but there was a road legal rocket engine you could mount to your car, that didn't modify the engine or engine exhaust in any way, though it was the mid 1960s so no real emissions laws back then either
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  5. I do believe trump probably doesn't remember this woman, but that's because he probably doesn't remember anyone who isn't useful to him
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  6. gee its almost like running the government through an unofficial, non government controlled social media platform was as legally dubious as it was operationally dubious
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  7. these movies do to reality the same thing Atlas Shrugged does, where they bend it inconciebably impossible ways just to make things fit the narrative. As Rand once said, Words mean what she says they mean when she says them.
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  8. This is a crisis that requires a modicum of self sacrifice and thinking, so basically we're absolutely screwed.
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  9. I think the point of the bug is that they won't be able to prove it was from the defense which is kind of taken for granted whenever the bad guys bug someone
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  10. I argue its very easy to make the distinction between political action and bribery but then I think my determination wouldn't be too popular with the pro-CitizensUnited crowd
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  11.  @qualicumwilson5168  its 3/4ths of congress to remove a judge, impeachment is functionally impossible
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  12. tort reform always comes up as one of the go to blanket statements as to how to fix our healthcare system instead of actually fix our healthcare system
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  13. Good thing I always buy my titles from the perfectly above board King of Sealand
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  14. having specific jurisdictions where you can avoid SLAPP laws is a feature not a bug, he points out that neither him, nor bob murry have any business in west virginia yet he still can go there and sue him in that court because he has the resources to do so
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  15. as always whenever you point it out, I wish Trump was just an ordinary american citizen because endless scores of lawyers and judges seem to believe otherwise
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  16. ah but you see Trump believes he is still president and is just letting biden play president for the sake of the country, and will beat him in the next election, so therefore executive privilage applies in his mind, which has sparked a large amount of debate in the Heritage Foundation about the legality
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  17. I'm not the lawyer but I think planting evidence on someone in your board disciplinary hearing miiiiiiigggght be a bad strategy
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  18. tuesday was actually a day when people were most likely to be in town, also elections were basically holidays due to the logistics of having to have a lot of people show up in one place, all the issues with voter suppression and having elections on a work day are more modern
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  19. so glad you covered this odd decision
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  20. wait he's selling fouride-free toothpaste, what moron...oh ya
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  21. 10:50 presumably those happened already since everybody has had time to travel there by the time the trial started, though obviously trials take way longer to plan too
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  22.  @LeonMortgage  its cherrypicking historical texts to manufacture an opinion much like a 9th grader writes a paper by picking only the stuff that supports their thoughts. its intillectually dishonest. Even a cursory glance at Alito's arguments fall apart because abortion was generally NOT a crime until the mid 1800s, yet he claims our legal system and the english one its based on has never had broad legal abortion, HOW CAN THIS BE IF HE IS AN ORIGINALIST?
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  23. ya except we learned that "for cause" means "whatever I write on this paper here" when trump was in the WH
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  24. the sad part is that the GOP for worse has taken the Watergate scandal and the Nixon presidency as a warning for how to get caught instead of a warning to not do illegal shit in the whitehouse with the powers of the us government
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  25. contrary to the movie, the burgler would be potentially responsible for the damages as well as his own medical bills, and if another burgler was killed in the process, he could be charged with murder depending on the state (though that one is kind of bad)
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  26. ya some family member was saying trump has constitutional rights, i said not only that but the way people treat him he has extra special constitutional rights
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  27. Not a lawyer, obviously, but it seems like our justice system, especially our jury system is not capable of handling crimes on such a large scale that the victims are numbers on a spreadsheet instead of personal victims, even though these are still people getting hurt or killed.
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  28. I think maybe the funniest part of this is that for such a serious legal oversight by congress, and such a direct call out to congress to fix this issue, its seemingly been forgotten by congress (though for probably the reason that the senate doesn't want to touch with a democrat controlled house) Seemingly we'll get around to it only when another two or three nations sue using this case as standing
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  29. thanks to our modern society its really hard to actually bankrupt a rich person. Now bankrupting poor people, that's very very easy
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  30. Provided he didn't die, could beloc be charged with negligent homicide for all the nazis that got blown up when he opened the ark by accidentally triggering the wrath of god, kinda like if he caused an accident that lead to the loss of life?
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  31. jesus we just have a man who will "Make, them pay."
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  32. "The AG is not the president's lawyer." coulda fooled me.
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  33. to be fair, I'm not sure most of us could come up with a legal reason why we object to someone removing their limbs, only emotional reasons
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  34. designed to be non-partisan but trump got to appoint all the currently sitting seats, better remember that one when the democrats take control someday and the republicans submit their list of appointees to the list of "bipartisan" panels throughout the government
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  35. love how venue shopping is allowed by courts that are absolutely aware of it. Why hire good lawyers when you can hire a good judge. Ethics be damned
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  36. huh, Never knew Nitrous oxide is outright illegal in ohio because I've known a fair few people who've had it, and a few people in highschool died from a car blowing up because of a bottle in the trunk, then again there's only a handful of counties that have any sort of emission inspections
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  37. impeachment is a political process, congress can impeach him for eating a ham sandwich if they wanted and they can impeach him twice for that sandwich
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  38. lets not repeal the crime of jaywalking but lets update it to reflect modern parlance, call it Stupid-Walking and see how long it takes for people to get outraged enough to remove it altogether
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  39. its certainly gotten more complicated with internet based businesses but generally you can't just go to a state neither party has any connection to, you'll loose in the initial opening if they ask for a dismissal
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  40. "There's nothing in the constitution giving you the right to smoke." don't give big tobacco any ideas...
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  41. see the issue is that people paint cousin marriage in broad strokes. 1st cousin = Bad, 2nd Cousin = probably bad, but 3rd cousin? they're only related to you in name, not genetics, but they're still a cousin not advocating for it, but einstein's 2nd wife being a 3rd cousin wasn't that gross
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  42. Section 501 of the tax code was a mistake
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  43. and yet the dark knight movies were filmed in Chicago
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  44. "Here's casu martsu" Nope nope nope nope noooooooooooopppppeeeee nope nop nope!
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  45. sure....unless they win, then they didn't lie
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  46.  @jazzycat8917  and yet that's seemingly not an unusual argument by government lawyers
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  47. they'll just settle with a half measure that doesn't matter to the trumps because they'll just find another crime to commit. his tax lawyers, accountants, and everyone giving him money knew he was a piece of crap but they went along. I'm not sure why he hasn't been taken down by a RICO charge but I guess its not racketeering if you're a mafia doing white collar crimes
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  48. Lol in a movie where the villains are SJW's he hires a 'Social Justice Lawyer'
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  49. I wish the partisan machine wouldn't instantly ramp up to spin everything. these guys were Enron running a charity according to what they're accused of and the NRA shouldn't get a pass because of their political connections. I wish people would stop instantly climbing into the trenches, these are exactly the corrupt individuals foz news pretends to care about when they can spin it as being corrupt liberals. I think too many corporations get by with sacrificing a couple executives, pay a fine, and continue on without actually changing course. We ought to be dissolving them when we find entire floors of executives corrupt
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  50. I almost wonder if the defense council threw the case out of sheer exhaustion, Jones is an awful person to work for and probably has driven him crazy
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