Comments by "Joe R M" (@joermnyc) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. The tow truck repo man video: the truck owner came out and STOLE the tow truck and his pickup… they did not get far.
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  2. Gazelle: “I’m-a give that cheetah a head start, make him think he has a chance”
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  3. Dog wants to play with cat, cat decided okay, we’ll play judo.
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  4. That guy harassing the man on the accessible bike just pissed me off to no end. (My daughter has a disability and needs special equipment to get around, not on trails like that this, but just in general, too many people think her wheelchair is a stroller (kids wheelchairs don’t look like adult wheelchairs until they get to a certain size.)
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  5. 0:46 David Attenborough voice: “and here we see the mating ritual of the party boats… majestic but also not for the timid.”
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  6. Chunky squirrel: “If I stay perfectly still I am invisible.” Beep
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  7. Cats on the table: “She’s here… quick attack me as a diversion so she doesn’t figure out what we’re plotting.”
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  8. Pig jaws are strong… fingers have been bitten off by pigs before.
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  9. Owner: “Meow” Cat: “I find that insulting?” boop
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  10. “Out, am I?” blows up the board
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  11. The Black Key’s CD “Brothers” is coated in this paint, it looks almost completely black when you take it out of the case, but after playing the record, it comes out white with black text. (Spinning at high speed in the CD player warms up the disk.)
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  12. Zoom call, “what’s the noise.” guy on the boat, “oh, my window is open.”
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  13.  @Abboman111 it’s an actual physical drone with a “car” carbon fiber shell. The fake part is them claiming a human was on board when it was clearly way too light to safely carry a human.
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  14. Snow leopard : "I always feel like, somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy, oh oh oh."
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  15. French cafe lifestyle is serious business. Unless they’re out of coffee, then it’s riot time.
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  16. I wonder if she's not actually the receptionist but like the IT person and she's not allowed to interact with guests for weird reasons.
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  17. Yep, and I saw this at the zoo in Copenhagen, lone polar bear was doing loops and the wolves were running in circles. Prozac bear was Gus in the Central Park zoo... sadly he got very sick, and they rebuilt his enclosure into a Grizzly bear pen.
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  18.  @michaelhacsicuh721  well not anymore.
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  19. Standing cat: “Come at me human!”
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  20. The dog also brought over her medication.
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  21. Dogs: what are you doing to that perfectly fine raw meat?!
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  22. 7:24 “You said a ‘quick’ stop at the store, then dog park! That’s not quick!”
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  23. Pumba used “Fart” It’s highly effective!
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  24.  @incription  Ivory is extremely regulated, getting caught with it either in the country, or at a border check (airport customs is a kind of border check) could cause problems.
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  25. Because he realized what he did was embarrassing for both of them. Some people have no shame, but this guy did. Now if he only knew to mind his own business and not bother disabled people. (If they have the hang tag or plates they likely aren’t faking because it’s a huge pain to deal with the DMV to get those. (My dad had one when he was still able to drive.)
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  26. 3:00 hey, the kid has good rhythm. 🥁
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  27. Yep, and hey airline: why couldn’t he just put it under his seat?
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  28. They have stuff that’s kind of like kitty litter, but formulated for flammable stuff.
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  29. Eater of Essence Ringo read that somewhere, he also read that an Octopus can tell if someone has been in it’s garden as they are kind of OCD about it, “this sand is different, someone was here!”
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  30. Cat: “Almost there... almost there... almost... ow.”
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  31.  @Ushio01  story is from Finland: the guy had done some mods to the car which voided his warranty (Tesla was not happy with whatever he did, but apparently it ruined the battery pack.)
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  32.  @oldyellerschannel4676  She’ll be yelling at water evaporating, “get back in there!”
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  33. He didn’t know to call it the Happy Hoodie!
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  34. BMW: ... you can’t fool me with that fake human!
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  35.  @jerrywhidby.  the battery pack and motors were removed for safety before blowing it up.
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  36. Earthquake: “good luck getting that security deposit back.”
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  37. 0:46 this was Colombia, he was an American tourist... he pushed past the gate agents and security because he was late for his flight to another part of the country. He was not just arrested, he was DEPORTED back to America... keep him, we don't want him!
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  38.  @am-nt1vl  "ok, everyone needs to stop saying this word so we can move on, it's like Beetlejuice the more you say it, the more it happens." "what word mayor?" "you know, earthquake..." RUMBLE "why did you make me say it! weren't you listening?
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  39.  @Anthintendo  Cat: “….fine, I’ll do it myself.”
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  40. “What the hell was that?” “Spaceball One...they’ve just gone to plaid!”
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  41. Homer Simpson turning the power plant on and off.
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  42.  Woketopia  it does snow in Argentina, all the way in Patagonia (there are even glaciers there).
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  43. The blind phone thing, you train your ears to a speed that you are comfortable with, so for him it was 360wpm, but others can’t go that fast, and a few might want it even faster. (My wife is a TVI (teacher of the visually impaired), her former colleague helped with the Beta of NaviLens around Manhattan.)
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  44. Sounded like an organ.
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  45. That was the cat saying, “What?” 🤷‍♂️
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  46. 2:51 “Stray cat strut, I’m a ladies’ cat…”
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  47. That’ll make my commute more fun! I’d just need the one that folds down into a case.
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  48. The plant thief’s confirms Seinfeld, “All old people steal.”
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  49.  @hypothalapotamus5293  weirdness censor
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  50. 3:00 This cow used to be a dog prior to reincarnation.
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