Comments by "Joe R M" (@joermnyc) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. Sea lions can be pretty aggressive if they feel threatened or cornered, they do bite, and are heavy enough to damage cars.
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  2. 0:58 I know it’s a Mini, but “The power of Chrysler compels you!”
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  3. Katana and other sword handle umbrellas have been a thing for a while, problem is some people get reported to the authorities for bringing a “sword” into places like a college dorm.
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  4. “Excuse me, I need to go vacuum my dog.”
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  5. Flashbacks to the last mission of “Ace Combat 4:” (It’s actually more than one tunnel and you have to do it in an F-22 fighter jet. 😳
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  6.  @furlyghost707  the tanks holding the hydrogen are probably going to outlast anything you can throw at these cars. Plus I'm sure they tested how it reacts in a fire. (hydrogen burns bright orange.)
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  7. Low note guy sounded almost like those Buddhist monks. They can bring some serious bass while chanting.
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  8. Do not mess with Sea Lions… they have a nasty bite.
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  9. Rumors of a massive spill at the birdseed factory. (Seriously, don’t give birds bread, it’s not good for them.)
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  10. I wish I could find that taxi driver and give him a US $2 bill… he might not have one.
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  11. Sheep sneezing still stays on brand: “Pfft-baa.”
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  12. Unfortunately those baby squirrels might get rejected by mom for smelling like a human.😢
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  13. 2:02 “You don’t want to drive the bus...”
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  14. Sea Slug: “Suck it Deadpool!”
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  15. There are legends surrounding Buddha that he stopped a rampaging elephant by simply standing in the street and not moving as it charged at him, which calmed the elephant down. I've witnessed similar things with horses freaking out,, though that was another horse. A center of calm seems to soothe the animal.
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  16.  @BeWaReJay  I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee. (There should be a side quest to hunt down the serial knee capper)
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  17. Aquaman: How dare you bring superweapons into my ocean!
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  18. That wasn’t a hologram fan at the end, it was Dr. Strange wearing a clock of invisibility!
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  19. That's a Roll Cloud, it's rare to see, three was probably a thunderstorm in the area and downdrafts pushed the low clouds into a tube.
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  20. Cat : what are you hiding in this beard?
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  21. Bird was waving the squirrel off, “You do not have clearance to enter this airspace.”
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  22. 3:21 ball return, mulligan.
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  23. Who knew crocs were happy to cuddle!
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  24. Cat: “is for my glaucoma.”
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  25. 1:36 Cat: I call dibs!
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  26. 2:52 “Privacy please.”
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  27. 3D MoCap cat: “get these things off me or I am so using your shoes as my litterbox tonight.”
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  28. Last cat with the bow on it’s head: “Remove this now, I am not a gift. But, you will find one in your shoes tomorrow morning!”
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  29. Pizza guy needed the money to fix his car. 👍
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  30.  @Ottee2  I’ve seen videos of train drivers throwing the emergency brake and bailing out when they knew a wreck was inevitable, better to get road rash from the jump out than get crushed.
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  31.  @Ottee2  but there is also the trailer under the blade
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  32. Cat finds the camera, “I knew it, they’ve been spying on me!”
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  33. 2:08 wheeeee! 🐢
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  34. That plane on the helipad, looks like they used a bush plane from Alaska, those can land and take off in ridiculously short distances.
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  35. 0:30 “cool fish,bro. Can I be in your video too?”🐊
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  36. That Simpsons flashback of Homer trying to hang out with the cool guys with the strobe light in their converted van, he gets close, waves hello, they stare at him and the next flash he’s back where he started. 😂
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  37. Nepal and Bhutan are up there.
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  38. I guess a runaway girlfriend is better than a runaway bribe. Still I proposed while we were in private but still kept it a surprise. (MM has been talking about it and also agreed on what kind of ring (no diamonds, moissanite, and white gold)
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  39. Dry Erase markers use an alcohol solvent, and Sharpies happen to use ink that is alcohol based, it actually works on other things if you’re fast enough (laminated counters/desktops, CD/DVDs, and even clear plastic. Note that the “Professional” black Sharpie might leave a smokey residue after erasing, trying a few times helps.
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  40. Person: “Think I’ll go outside.” Bear: “Think again.” Person: “Good call.”
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  41. Guy trapped: "Yes, it fell perfectly on top of me... now can you all PLEASE get this thing off of me!"
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  42. Other Driver at the end, “this is the longest red light in town, may as well make the most of my time waiting.”
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  43. Bags falling out looked pretty bad as the plane seemed to be over water, those bags are gone.
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  44.  @TechnoMinarchist  unless it’s designed to be fireproof, or at least flame resistant.
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  45. Poor cardinal didn’t know that Praying mantis knew Kung Fu.
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  46. Raccoon: Tag your it!
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  47. “I will take it! I will take the ring to Morder... though I don’t know the way.”
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  48. Car: “Help help, it burns!”
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  49.  @keegan707  yes, they bite, and they are heavy enough to crush parts of cars.
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  50. Mythbusters did a whole episode on microwaves. Jamie thought he could make a “super” microwave by pulling the guts out of four of them and installing them into the walls of a box he made. It sounded menacing (and scared Adam away), but it actually was much weaker than a normal microwave (it took forever to boil a cup of water.)
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