Comments by "Mighty One" (@mightyone3737) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. Twice divorced, his third wife slaps his hand away, and he's personally the most unpopular president in living memory, yet is arguing that a man who's brand is being liked and trusted is disliked?? This is the kind of lie that's just pathological, it doesn't have a shred of reality and is pointless.
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  2. 1) We've never heard trump actually laugh 2) Kamala has a delightful laugh.
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  3. She is hilarious, such a great energy bouncing back and forth here
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  4. I definitely loved Tragic Kingdom in high school, stuff like I'm Just a Girl speaks to not just girls, but how the establishment/patriarchy keeps all of us down. Was not really there for the non-punk stuff, but that's fine, lots of people were. I don't like artists that don't change over time, even if I don't love their new stuff, I can always enjoy what they already made.
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  5. He also said Bolton, who was 'so tough he got us into Iraq' (which Trump considers bad), and follows this up with claims that HE WASN'T TOUGH ENOUGH... as in, if it wasn't for Bolton, Trump would have started MORE IRAQS. Which he claims were bad. This man should be forced to give a 20 minute speech with no teleprompter, I don't believe he can follow cue cards.
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  6.  @kinsmed  Why do people always try to play women against one another?? Sheesh. Both can be great.
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  7. Just curious, but did anyone ever figure out why ted cruz is so persecuted? He famously asked I mean.
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  8. I also feel serious Astley vibes when he's got the sunglasses on. But yes, without, he's definitely 3 kids. Edit: Wow, someone beat me to that?!
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  9.  @None-lx8kj  I think it's not even that deep, he fetishizes the idea of having it as a fetish, of being that manly.
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  10. IIRC, you just have to sing a proper sea chanty on air to get rid of the Sea Captain forever, that puts him to rest.
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  11. I even double checked, and Mighty Google itself deigns to agree with us. Big Bird is a Muppet, it's just huge.
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  12. Back before the internet, when America had Ripley's Believe It Or Not for entertainment, they did feature 'lewd vegetables', which were fairly popular I understand. Some got pretty racy! Nice to know that people stay the same, despite wild changes in medium, the message remains disturbingly similar.
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  13. Now I'm going to have to devote some brain cells to writing ACTUAL Jackal Editions (Jack Editions? did we decide that was officially a non-animal flub?) of classic literature, and it will be my LEGACY!
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  14. My Opa loved having carpet in the bathroom, he wanted it everywhere in the house.
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  15. Make that 'trump is a tape-worm that dreams of living in putin's ass' and I think we've got a winner
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  16. I think the key to Seth's point is actually that Marley is being explicitly punished in the afterlife, and that's exactly why it would be roy, that's someone trump idolized/worshipped that died because he was an evil hypocrite, and trump has publicly stated that he misses roy still (well, he would still if he still remembered him but at this point it's like asking him what colour the sky is, even if he gets it right once in awhile it's just coincidence).
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  17. I'm not lying when I say I was looking forward to Kamala Harris making a major contribution to the Biden presidency, but she seems almost cloistered away, we hear so little about her. I guess after the circus that was the trump regime (where everyone was an incompetent showman/conman that wanted to be noticed/respected, because most these people were already disliked outcasts) a normal VP is going to feel invisible, the norm is for them to not be very active. If the options are 'overly visible and very obnoxious pence' or someone more traditional, if not very visible, I'll take the less visible. Honestly, at this point things aren't that ambiguous anymore, the republicans are embracing open racism in the lead up to the midterms, a thing that feels almost unprecedented in US history (not quite, but politicians haven't been this openly racist in my lifetime, and I'm not that young), it's no longer a question of simply 'left vs right', it's become 'delusional racist demagoguery vs a party that is actually trying to govern, even if they have profound corruption issues coupled and are still dominated by an establishment that keeps the progressives at the kids table whenever there is a discussion, though with inflation at least the Biden admin has had to swing a tad left of 'distinctly right of center', because things like legal abortion and marijuana are extremely popular, even among people who don't intend to take advantage of those things. In contrast to the liberals wanting to give rights to people, we have the conservatives who have literally taken away women's rights, and are fighting to take even more, this is very much a 'not really good vs pretty openly evil' scenario.
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  18. I feel like Amber handled this very well, possibly too politely/kindly.
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  19. It's actually not just China, he's starting them with lots of major trading partners, and they each are a blow to the world's economy, and ironically, each one actually weakens the US's position. If the Republicans were smarter, they would have done that over 2 or more terms. Taking on everyone at once, even if the whole world largely is cooperative is going to leave you with long term problems, and this strengthens China and the EU mostly, even with the insanity of the English, forcing the UK to leave the EU. The US has lost global esteem, and it will be a challenge to rebuild, because how can other countries trust that the US won't just elect another Trump-like President? Trump is a bad economic President IMHO, and I'm not unusual in thinking this. Propping things up by reducing interest rates is a very dangerous strategy, leaving very few options when things inevitably take a turn for the worse. If the next President isn't extremely competent, the US and probably the world will be facing a huge recession, if not a depression because of these policies.
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  20. Offspring has a great song from their later years, 'You're Gonna Go Far Kid', the chorus of which could very easily be turned into "Now couch fucker vance, he never stood a chance", and I feel like someone should know this? Beyond my hivemind?
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  21. "It was a rough six years Seth, what can I say?"
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  22.  @Molteniceee  I just can't see Mulaney with a cigar though, it seems too out of character.
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  23. I don't gamble, but I think it's a winning bet that trump was given the book to read by his father while he was pretty young, and it might be one of the very, very few books trump has ever read. Also, the phrase is pretty nearly gibberish in English, so the only way he could come upon it is by reading a German translation, or by having speech writers that lifted it from hitler, it's just not a phrase we use.
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  24. We have an irrigation box (one of those durable plastic 'boxes' with a lid that's buried so it's level with the ground), and it has a whole bunch of snakes in it. It's amazing, and it also deters pests! We get some decently big snakes out here sometimes, but you have to go to the freaky swamp to find rattlesnakes iirc. Also, I think snakes make a ball when they mate? isn't that where 'tie the knot' comes from (that was for the Jackals)?
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  25. It's a hell of a lot smarter than trying to overpower a gator, even a small one can be dangerous as heck.
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  26. I feel like if the strike ends and we haven't all died of old age/mass starvation because we restricted how much light hits earth instead of reducing emissions then I wonder if you could trick John Oliver into hosting Corrections for one week? Maybe a bonus episode? I hear he's really good at getting Emmy's (or whatever they call them? I don't follow stuff like that and happily forget it all immediately after it's done), a thing some people may or may not care about. He might ruin everyone's night though!
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  27. It's usually retired farmers, or nearly retired ones that go in for coffee and conversation in the early morning, but active farmers might meet later on, when they're ready to take a break and talk. Also, Seth, do you want me to build you an Elder Dragon Highlander deck around Jackals? The type isn't supported, but if you tell people it's a 4 they'll get the idea. Games are more fun with bad cards anyways! As much say? I would like to think I have a little more pull around there...
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  28. It was a great show, and while I'm openly horrified that they're going to try to make more seasons, I have no idea how it'll actually work. I think Shogun was the only thing I've seen Anna Sawai in, but she really stole the show, it's hard to argue that anyone else is the main character by the time you're finished, the others are pieces in her story.
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  29. Technically it was God letting the Devil play The Sims, God just sat back and watched while the Devil epically messed with Job's life, and Job never wavered much.
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  30. I spend the freezing Canadian winters layering sweaters (and wearing lined jeans with wool socks), but I usually wear button up shirts of some sort. I used to be fine wearing a tee-shirt and vest for most of the winter in a colder part of Canada when growing up, but slightly skinnier me doesn't like the freezing temperatures as much. I also had more hair on my head back then, that probably helped insulate things a bit too I suppose, but yeah, -10 is cold AF, don't talk to me about -20 or worse if we're in a high humidity/wind area.
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  31. When I took a school trip in high school to the big city (well, Toronto is a VERY big city if your school is in a town of maybe 3k people and literally has cows next door) my classmates abandoned me when I bought a CD (I guess they didn't like Queens of the Stone Age? I mean, it was Songs for the Deaf, a true classic album), so I had to, on the spot, figure out the subway system well enough to get to the correct stop... luckily I got it right! You'd think people would notice it when the loud 6'2 guy is suddenly not there, but nope, everyone just goes about their business. I think there is a lesson there, something about not being as well liked as I thought?
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  32. It really was an embarrassment to the country having trump get this much support.
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  33. The pasta mom should have replied '...are you sure you iguana know?', and you should have been pelted with food that's too old to eat for saying it.
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  34. I think this was worth the wait in Canada. Also, love the outfits, the writers look great!
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  35. Since bieber is called 'the beibs' maybe we could start calling Bublé 'the Bubs' (pronounced 'the boobs' naturally, I feel like I need to spell this out for people)? Surely Seth could use his platform to make an important thing like this happen?
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  36. It's really, really dumb to barf in the tub? I know they're students, but can't they explain to people during the orientation 'puke outside on dirt/grass, or in a toilet, or if you're incredibly desperate the garbage, do NOT puke in a sink or bathtub!', they know they're going to drink stupidly because our society doesn't believe in educating people about how to manage alcohol use (until it's mostly too late). I did some old timey lumberjack workouts in our tiny forest, we had lots of dead white ash trees, so there was tons to do. Not many things are as badass as chopping down a huge hardwood with a sword that looks like it's from an anime!
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  37. I could see Mozart being brilliant enough to have foreseen drake, and that'd he'd turn out to be a ginormous (yet weirdly thin) tool, and written a dis track in preparation.
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  38. "Do it again, this time in stilts!"
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  39. It's great how the right has devolved into accusing biden of doing everything we're witnessing trump do. It's like scapegoating, only much, much dumber, it's like if you take the 'don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining' chestnut and threw in 'it's not me peeing on your leg, it's biden, he's just pretending to stand over there to look less suspicious!' and it turns out 20% of voters will reliably fall for it, because they just want to hate biden without rhyme or reason. When you've radicalized your base, you can make up anything and a significant number of them will believe it, and many more will be happy to pretend it's true if it furthers racism/sexism/societal oppression of sexual minorities. We're in the stupid era because the billionaires sabotaged our education system and used the illusion of choice in our media diet to brainwash us instead.
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  40. I found it hilarious how the network hacked apart that trump clip to make it look like he didn't come incredibly close to faceplanting, and then claims he 'jumped into a garbage truck' when he nearly died in front of us, on camera.
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  41. Is Candy Jesus the guy who can turn water into Kool-Aid, he just needs a little packet to do it? He's pretty popular.
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  42. I think it'd be pretty cool if you had Nathan Lane on Day Drinking, just make sure he doesn't hit it too hard! Also, maybe later have Nathan Lane and Dua Lipa on together? I think everyone would enjoy that.
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  43. I don't take vacations anymore unless it's something incredibly important, I have a greenhouse and while it's not as time sensitive as most livestock, plants need attention on the regular. The last 2 vacations I took were a big chunk apart, and both were to babysit my nieces. Technically that's exactly the kind of vacation I actually need, forcing me to take an extended break from my bad habits AND force me to deal with other people, two things I hate doing but always need to do more of. Hilarious guest!
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  44. I appreciate that youtube didn't even spell 'laughin' wrong, like trump carefully spelled out for us. Such a stable genius thing to do! Technically unless you've been with Hairball (vance) his entire life you can't technically say with certainty that he didn't have sectional relations with one or more couches. I remember predicting that trump's political career would end with him flinging his own feces at a crowd of his supporters while ranting incoherently... I now wish I could have gotten odds for that, because that's looking like a better bet all the time! It's incredible to watch the media DESPERATELY try to spin this all to protect trump, I know they are employees and have no input as to what they say/write etc anymore (they just do what their billionaire bosses tell them), but is it too much to ask that they just report honestly on both sides?? By almost any metric trump's debate performance was much worse than Biden's, but he was on enough stims that he seemed more awake, yet the media couldn't shut up about Biden's performance when the other guy lied the entire time, and wasn't especially coherent while lying. Who cares if Biden had a hoarse throat, trump gave non-answer after non-answer and the media just presents it's underbelly.
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  45. If they deregulate a food product, it's usually so companies can considerably slash costs by using much cheaper (and almost always much worse) ingredients. It's like environmental regulations that way, and it's the same people who dislike both, and for the same reason, they cost them money.
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  46. Good news! It's just a convoy of loaded gravel trucks!
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  47. The closer we get to the election the more trump reminds me of a walrus; he's loud, dumb, non-skin coloured, waves his arms around as the sole proof of his positions and he's a proven rapist who thinks that means he's 'tough and manly', all core traits of walri (is it walri? I dunno, I don't want to say 'walruses' because it sounds stupid). If trump starts growing whiskers I'm putting money on him changing to grey paint over orange....
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  48. Not going to lie, but I'm excited that Karen was in the thumbnail, she always has such great jokes! Welp, we got there, must say, that isn't the most Karen of jokes, but it did have a wallaby so idk, probably fine? It suffers from 'must be explained', this is clearly an issue of Karen being too smart for the audience. Maybe if she said 'it's how Welsh people say...'? Welsh people have a weird language going on, lots of letters that don't go together traditionally are common pairings, short of going to a small British island you're not going to find a thicker accent in the UK afaik.
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  49. I can only assume that this trump plan is a combination of him having heard that NFTs were an exposed scam that only idiots still fall for, and that the leading customizable card game was being grumped at by Bank of America or somebody for overprinting their cards (which they aren't doing, but that's besides the point), trump's ideas are always a combination of several things that are already proven to be bad ideas, and he Dr. Frankenstein's them together into a new, even worse idea. Just look at all of his businesses, and they're all built on this principle, and it's very clear why he's often calld a dim-witted failure.
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  50. I remember when I actually lost a lot of weight, how awkward it would be when someone wanted to talk about it. I didn't mind giving advice, stuff that had helped me, but when you actually lose a lot of weight you realize that it's not what it's made out to be. It's not really hard to be very skinny (even if you're biologically meant to be quite large), it just eats up a lot of your time, meaning poor people can't do it, but rich people can easily spend hours a day improving their body composition. It's hilarious that trump would brag openly about losing such a paltry amount of weight, especially on a body so corpulent (he could easily lose that much in a week or two with dietary restriction, but he has no self control and can't do that), it'd be nice if he'd just say 'I'm on all of the ozempic they could fit in my fat ass' and be done with it, but then he'd be telling the truth and his tiny head would explode (ever consider that he has that stupid hair to make it look like he doesn't have a tiny head?). It wasn't just the dumb electoral college, it was pretty much a perfect storm for a dumb populist to win 2016, the US was coming off 2 Dem terms, the Dems put forth perhaps their least electable candidate, the repubs had a huge field of entirely dead wood in it's primary, the media gave trump endless free air time and normalized him to the ends of the earth, and finally the FBI showed it's true colours and publicly announced a sham investigation into 'hillary's emails' almost immediately before the election. Some similar efforts have been made for this election (biden isn't a very strong candidate, in part because the media treats him terribly, similar mostly terrible candidates competing in the primary for example), but I don't think trump will be able to overcome how incredibly unpopular he is with the majority of Americans, and while people don't want to vote for biden, it seems likely that they will hold their nose out of disgust for what trump represents and vote against trump in record numbers once again. The thing here is that trump can't afford to lose anyone since most people still hate him.
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