Comments by "Mighty One" (@mightyone3737) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. Just saying, but always grateful when it's someone you don't like as much that wrote the real stinkers, especially the 'they're secretly written in cuneiform before being translated into Ojibwa, at which point Google Translate is employed to put it into English' level stuff. I had to pause during the bit where Seth was ranting about some of his writers not understanding how English works, it was too funny, and I couldn't take it.
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  2. ​ @sherinameless1618 yeah long before it reached the goal. I guess that's why he uses ivf, he's not a real man
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  3. I know it was just the weird 90s, but back then chicken was seen as a less than masculine food. People could like it, but 'men' were supposed to obsess over beef and pork. Weird that they're acting like ice-cream isn't one of the most beloved food items in the world (I occasionally buy Asian ice-cream, usually 1 tub of red bean and 1 tub of ginger, both are very good), and that chicken is suddenly 'manly'?? This is what happens when society is expected to pretend that trump isn't an open moron that has weird thoughts and feelings about women, such as having to ask multiple friends of his if they thought melania was 'hot'... they're not marrying her my guy, shouldn't you be finding her hot or not?? At this point he's just so damn weird that they can't make him seem normal, them trying to normalize his lunacy just emphasizes it. It's so hilarious that they're chained to this human anchor, but it's glorious watching the conservative 'movement' try to keep him from sinking. Of course they're all drowning because it's impossible for people swimming in the ocean to hold up a big useless anchor, even if you've got millions of them and they have endless money (literally because the rich just print money via the stock market, Seth himself pointed it out!), it's just not a task humans can achieve, it's no longer possible to make trump seem sane, normal or relatable, he's so alien/weird and so stupid that empathy just can't work. Him going out and buying chicken to show up biden should have been unthinkable, and in what world is it weird to be seen eating ice-cream?? Was OG Bush the last real republican leader the US will ever know? His son invaded two countries at random and both were incredibly expensive disasters that tanked a booming US economy (but made a lot of a-holes even more wealthy, so you know, that's a good deed in the US I think?), so he doesn't count, and trump is the definition of a RINO (he believes none of the tenets of his party other than the ones about giving more money to rich people), and I think trump is in the process of killing his party, like you guys will need a new conservative party to displace the republicans because they'll have devolved into nothing but capitalist BS and conspiracy loons (we're more than halfway there), and nobody sane will ever vote for them again after they wake up from their pro-trump delusion.
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  4. I do use non-THC strains of marijuana, they can definitely give you a buzz, even if there is 20% CBD and almost no THC, I am assuming that the seed I bought was the right strain, and other seeds I bought at the same time definitely weren't (I got what I assume is NYC Diesel in place of NY Diesel, NYC is an autoflower and I definitely got autoflower, but the CB Diesel does give you a very clear/cool headed buzz. You know, I think if she'd have just settled for 'Be Good' as a slogan, it would more or less work, it's the whole singular nature of anything that is 'the best' that throws things off. There is just something... definitive about being 'best' at something. That's exactly what A Flock of Seagulls sounds like. Well played!
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  5. Seth, it's a low-key secret, but Maga, Traitor to Mortals is an old card. Just ffs.
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  6. It's profoundly disingenuous to compare endangering yourself personally with a silly but perhaps fun habit like cliff diving (wtf?), and not wearing a mask, which endangers everyone around you potentially, even if you're vaccinated, and tons of people aren't even vaccinated. The whole point of this charade is to set things up so everyone either is smart and is vaccinated, or is gullible, isn't and lies about it to not wear a mask either. Vanishingly few people truly enjoy wearing a mask, the point is there is a nasty pandemic, and if we don't control it, it will keep controlling our lives.
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  7. The real irony is that bear meat can have brain worms, that's why the Native Americans didn't generally eat bear, they fed the bear to theit dogs!
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  8. Also, Kamala's husband has grounds to beat up trump because he's creeping on his wife!
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  9. Why is it that sadists like trump are always huge cowards?
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  10. Seriously, when I need to raise my testosterone levels (don't ask), I either split firewood with axes/mauls that I personally made (with handles from trees I cut down), or I screw around with my huge 1/4in thick 4ft long chopper, this thing could perhaps cut a person in half the long way with a hard swing, it's a horror, I've chopped down so many trees (and then delimbed them) that I've broken it (and rewelded) multiple times. Sometimes I carry a log, which feels really boss, but what I don't do is expose myself to unnecessary radiation, because that's obviously stupid! You have reminded me that Seinfeld is not Shakespear, which is a good thing to remind me of. The right wing orgs love to find pervs like tucky, they make it very easy to blackmail them, which makes me wonder what exactly went down.
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  11. Got to say, hannity's pro-trump delirium makes me think of a person saying 'they aren't allowed to defend themselves' in a UFC ring because nobody will let them bring pocket salt. Is their actually anyone stupid enough to think you're supposed to 'defend yourself' in a criminal case by whining to the public?
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  12. I googled 'blown coat' only to confirm what I already thought was the answer, based purely on conjecture. This is also how I figured out most words/phrases while reading as I was growing up, I'd more or less guess based on the context/previous knowledge and I was usually correct enough (pronunciation is a different story, but English doesn't have rational pronunciation rules so who cares) to get by. I think it's the jackal's curse in action, your small meaningless victories make you overconfident, and before you know it you think your an expert on everything and some think tank comes looking for you.
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  13. Hilarious! It's like you're asking for 'things-to-happen-to-potential-guests-such-that-we-need-to-keep-having-Amy-on', maybe it's just you?
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  14. Your bit about the vampire/onion misunderstanding leads me to a very bad joke inspired by my russian lit phase, ironically the onion wasn't worth a garlic! ...That's it, that's the whole joke, and to 'get it' you need to have read russian literature. Well, that or I'll sound like some kind of village idiot!
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  15. Really Karen? This was like trying to bunt (in the Majors!) when the bases are loaded...
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  16. It's deeply weird having one member of congress accuse a man of not having balls when another congressperson literally showed naked pictures of him (also, why no legal consequence for that? Pretty sure that's illegal).
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  17. Seth looked like he pooped himself at that awards show, and was trying to fake like nothing weird happened.
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  18. Well, it's hard for a government to crack down on the people who give them huge bribes I guess? A LOT of politicians even trade stock ffs, many of them likely benefited from their own tax cuts under trump, I'd say your government is a racket, but so it Canada's (and people's knee-jerk is to vote for ol' Skimmed desantis himself, weenie poilievre). ...it's very easy to land on your feet when people keep giving you new billions to spunk up the wall on idiotic business ideas. It takes a very special kind of idiot to try to sell vodka when he's publicly a teetotaler, their are reasons workers ABSOLUTELY hate it when engineers who've never worked in the field design 'solutions'. Throughout most of recorded history, the people who managed the workers made a point of being among them (modern race-based slavery was actually what caused this to change fwiw, the workers were supposed to be their own 'caste' in the 'new world' the capitalists were building), to actually see what the problems were that needed solving. trump is exactly one of those engineers who's never been in the trench who designs a tank that gets stuck if it tries to cross one... this was a huge problem in WW1, look up some of those tank designs, they'd be adorable if they weren't designed to kill and maim, everything is tin-plated and full of shot traps, people could shoot through tanks with especially big rifles, and many tanks had so many crew that people risked dying of heat stroke to serve in one. He doesn't understand anything because he's never actually worked in any field, yet he thinks because his daddy inherited a bunch of money he only has good ideas.
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  19. You can have red bubbly wine, it's not necessarily technical champagne, but it can be authentic sparkling wine and the difference can be purely geographical.
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  20. Ironically there is literally no bigger ham than trump, I can see him getting stuck with that nickname.
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  21. I think the worst is they dissolve you alive?
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  22. Like, slowly?
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  23. Seth, All Star is famously from the Mystery Men sound track, it's referenced heavily in the video even... I know this as a fan of the movie back in the day, and as a guy who had to buy a second copy of Astro Lounge because he lost his Mom's copy. Associating it with any other sound track is blasphemous.
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  24. The best thing about the Clinton Pokemon Go thing is the delivery, it feels so clear she has no idea what she's referencing. Tell your own jokes folks! They won't be funny to anyone else, but at least you can deliver them properly.
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  25. I watched the same non-significant episode of Murdoch Mysteries a whole bunch of times, it was almost always the one that was on when I was able to catch an episode. I stopped trying.
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  26. Regarding "slowth" to "slow", it isn't rhyming, it's alliteration, which is way cooler. They used it in Beowulf, which is obviously cooler than modern Hip Hop/Rap.
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  27. ...they are pre-emptively criticizing Biden for using a teleprompter? trump literally walked out with notes written in the world's thickest marker because he refused to admit he requires glasses to read, and Biden is the one with a problem? trump had to have the kind of instructions you can count on a 5 year old to keep track of written down, and was further humiliated when the entire world caught sight of his 'cheat sheet'. When you have to be told to show empathy to survivors of a school shooting, you are part of the problem.
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  28. If you can fill a diaper, you are more useful than bill maher IMHO, there is a special hell for conservatives that lie about being 'left curious' so they can have a show that is inexplicably called 'left-wing' despite it not only doing nothing to further/help left-leaning causes, it openly tries to tear them down in term shockingly close to right-wing talking points. He's also close friends with actual lizard ann coulter, who is not a person that anyone progressive would be willing to be friends with, regardless of "what she's 'actually' like", her persona wobbles between 'depraved, soulless monster' and 'clueless idiot who is a conservative because that means nobody will ever fact check you if they are a fan'.
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  29. The chair thing is especially awkward because of how trump lies about his height, if he was tall this wouldn't be an issue.
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  30. These right wingers are doing some real Streisand Effect business, because if they keep attacking her she will definitely endorse Biden, even if just as a *&$% you.
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  31. No jacket, but very jack-ed! Hahaha... Okay, not that funny, but it's not like anyone is challenging Seth to pushup competitions!
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  32. I think I've figured out why everyone hates ted cruz... it's the fact that he obviously knows right from wrong, and then proceeds to completely ignore his own morality to do whatever is convenient. Not even evil people respect a good person who is a sell out.
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  33. I think my eyes did the 'jumping out' thing when I tabbed back here, owoooga? Is that correct? What an outfit!
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  34. ...I know you're going to say you've heard this before, but this Busy woman needs to have her own talk show! It'll slap!
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  35. It is quite refreshing to think that the new president at least is trying to be realistic about Covid... at a similar period, the previous moron was claiming that it would magically disappear in time for Easter. Great plan, did not seem to work out very well, resulting in an extra 500 000 deaths that 100% were not necessary/did not have to happen. I don't like many aspects of Biden, but at least he's not a pathological liar trapped in the throughs of psychopathy caused by hilariously excessive sense of self worth, that just also happens to be approaching senility due to old age. Biden is many bad things, but he's also for all intents and purposes a sane person who lives in the same universe as all of us do, and unlike the previous moron, he's not 100% devoted to gratifying/enriching the already wealthy, and there is even talk of tax cuts.
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  36. Considering most debates (if you want to call some of them that) today happen entirely online, the idea that you can't have an online debate is frankly idiotic. I found it hilarious when he admitted he was afraid they'd cut off his lunatic rants, because apparently he thinks lunatic rants are what debates are about.
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  37. The Charlie Brown joke is worse, but I think the Whale joke still stands (swims?).
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  38. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, who gave sydney powell the Goblin Formula? I half expected her to start flying around on her Goblin Glider, cackling madly while hurling Pumpkin Bombs at Spider Man.
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  39. I actually loved Ep 7, it was one of the better Star Wars movies IMHO, Ep 8 tried some new things that greatly improved the Star Wars universe/made it fucking grow up a bit, it's the most mature Star Wars movie ever made I will argue, Andor was way more mature/grown up (mature being used to describe porn is objectively insane), Ep 8 finally made physics exist in important ways, ships running out of fuel for example, or visiting a casino where most of the people who are there got inhumanely rich off of the suffering of others, and that's made clear in the movie, most Star Wars movies are infantilizing. The childishness was probably a big part of why my old psychiatrist preferred Star Trek, it wasn't media directed primarily at children. Anyways, Ep 9 was about as good as KOTOR 2 was when it was first released... aka you literally couldn't play it without patching, and even after patching it still barely ran, the graphics were embarrassingly bad, and the whole last chapter was bugged beyond words, so much so that you couldn't follow the story's conclusion. Ep 9 wasn't a finished movie and they decided to release and see what would happen, especially since it was such a beloved IP, and one that people would flock to just to say they saw it on the big screen. I really wish Disney had had more respect for the fans, but Ep 9 was a symptom of why so many people in Hollywood need better contracts/general treatment, the people making Star Wars movies want to make us great movies because many of them are going to be fans. I think I rewatched Ep 9 exactly once, and it wasn't worth doing so despite plenty of interesting elements that COULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING, but ended up devolving into garbage like 'each Star Destroyer, which is literally just an upscaled model because we're that cheap in a BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE, has it's own superlaser, even though the Death Star had to be ginormous to do the job', the movie was a disaster and burned up so much good will for the franchise, and a large part of it was because of the backlash to Ep 8, mostly from right wing shut-ins on the internet whining that an Asian woman was 'hogging the screen', I think if I had the power I'd try to get a Rose Tico show, it wouldn't have to be high budget even because she's not a flashy character, even just a few episodes so we can learn more about the interesting character (also because Disney fucking owes her big time). Part of Star Wars' problem is that it doesn't offer a very varied menu, just 'openly for kids stuff', 'teen stuff', and 'family stuff', even Ep 7 was just a complete rehash of Ep 4, it was almost an homage, but it was done rather well so 'it worked' and most people were happy with it. The Prequels would have been epic flops if they weren't in an already established and beloved franchise, who in their right mind makes a family (and we're being generous, that was a kid movie) movie with the central plot being a trade dispute that needs to be argued by a senate?! Also the stereotypes were a bit much even then, I was not very old when it came out and even I could see the various racial groups being stereotyped. Anyways, if they had released the prequels first they wouldn't have made Ep 2 (which was, until Ep 9, easily the worst Star Wars ever conceived, and the movie literally had Natalie Portman in a ripped up outfit, this wasn't quit Slave Leia level pandering, but in this context you could argue it made even less sense) and the series would have been a disaster we all joke about. TBH though, we all clown on Star Wars now.
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  40. I get that Animal Flubs was brutally retired (to death), but maybe that rooster could start Animal Flops? About the animal jokes that fly like a cinderblock thrown by a 90lb child?
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  41. GORGON! CHANDLER! GAH! (just my personal bugbears that jumped out and started barking like some manner of stray canid)
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  42. Nothing like an illiterate man who's confounded by cups of water and gentle ramps talking about getting a degree in animal psychology... we could just get an animatronic talking whale for trump and maybe he'll forget about the election thing?
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  43. Also, there is LITERALLY Maga, Traitor to Mortals in Kamigawa (it's a playable in some weirder decks Magic the Gathering card), I hope the Jackals expedite a thousand copies to you!
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  44. I would like to note that johnson used the exact same BS excuse as they use for cops... 'there are a few bad apples'. I swear, these people are actual idiots with no capacity for creativity.
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  45. These are some pretty terrible jokes, I feel like I'd get frustrated if I was paying people to write these. Also, find more Karens for this show so you can have more Karen Jokes getting reviewed, at least I don't always feel unclean after. Also, maybe call this segment 'jokes Seth shouldn't tell!' and it'll go over better?
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  46. I do feel like we can stand to contrast the utter batshittery of a two party system where one party is openly pro-nazi and the other is pro-choice (in general, not just reproduction). Also, who doesn't want to hear her pull a stunt like that? We all know tucker carlson yanked one to the same clip you included...
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  47. Yeah, I kinda hope that one of the perks in heaven is getting to look down into hell and see the people you most despised in life (yet had to forgive, because otherwise you won't be in heaven) burning in lakes of acid, while imps shoot pins and needles dipped in iodine at their eyeballs/eardrums. Because this level of BS is unconscionable. Incidentally, isn't lying one of the 10 commandments? How can anyone be gullible enough to think these people represent Christendom?? I miss church.
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  48. Just love this outfit! Also, decent talking points, but I feel like NH giving more than 30% of the vote to trump reflect incredibly badly on someone who's treated like an incumbent (despite a consistent losing record and incredibly poor job performance).
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  49. I dunno why, but I needed these laughs, thanks!
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  50. It is profoundly fucked up that Biden thinks it's okay to release documentation that conclusively states mbs was responsible, and then have zero consequences, and to claim that their is a 'relationship' there worth protecting, when there is very fucking much not. The Saudi gov hates the US and delights in both exploiting the US and having such control, while the US people beg their various leaders to do anything at all about one of the worst offenders on human rights that keeps significantly threatening American security (WHILE THE US SELLS THEM WEAPONS. HAHA. Not at all the dumbest thing ever).
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