Comments by "Mighty One" (@mightyone3737) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. I front for The Captain. I'm not sure why, but he adds flavour, like a touch of saffron to your rice.
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  2. Yeah, India famously had a caste system (and still kinda does in many ways), but I'm pretty sure China doesn't?? How does someone reach such a lofty age and still have so little accurate information in their head? Most stoners would have been more qualified to be president, all he ever achieved was people giving him billions of dollars because his daddy made deals to keep him rich. A part of me suspects he was dropped on his head when he was a baby, and since it's not 'his fault' his family felt bad and decided to pretend he wasn't obviously brain damaged... the whole scheme only works as long as he's a toxic narcissist, fortunately he's psychotic and funnels that psychosis into his narcissism, which has long been entirely detached from reality, if he wasn't born rich he'd have been institutionalized as a raving lunatic years ago, but this is America, home of the 'reward-the-rich-for-being-rich' philosophy that totally doesn't make me want to start a bloody communist revolution, no sir! Maybe I should go split more firewood or something.
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  3. I still say that if we can bring back any sub-genre of music, I would vote for disco, the funkier the better, because if their is any groove that can save us all it's a disco groove.
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  4. When I played the Yugiohs in high school, I did Andy's move at ~6:44 the whole 'thumbs down and a raspberry' when I played Solemn Judgement, a card everyone else in my playgroup thought sucked so I got it for nothing. People learned incredibly quickly after watching me actually play the card, complete with gimmick, that it was in fact nuts. Good times!
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  5. I can totally believe that trump would be unable to keep his sword up, even for a big macho dance, it's just flopping limply. About those increasingly stupid tasks, that's for 'behind closed doors', their are probably benefits to owning trump, he's not big on dignity.
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  6. You do know that both sides of that face were edited to look more similar, right??
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  7. I'm pretty sure my friend had a comic that featured the phrase 'up the wazoo', it involved Rhino, possibly the least reputable source of correct language usage.
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  8. I suspect if cuomo touched Judge Judy's stomach, she'd pull a Rosa Kleb, put on brass knuckles and sucker-punch in him in the gut as a 'test', one he will decidedly not be passing.
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  9. Seth, I really hate to be the guy to point this out, but "I mean, we all know trump is just worried about electric cars because he think we'll run out of electricity and then the sharks can hypothetically eat him" was there on the floor, what happened? Maybe getting old, but it really was a nuts thing to brag about, and we should collectively keep making him own the insane (and inane) things he word salads constantly. Also, doesn't kid rock have his own music he can play??? the schadenfreude here is agonizing, at least he LITERALLY said trump smells like shh.... and now I'm pretty confident he's going to be fed to sharks if trump is reelected, so at least we'll have that to look forward to if trump somehow wins? I'm sorry, but whenever trump does his weird dance it looks like he's trying to wank two NBA centers that exist only in his stimulant addled mind.
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  10. Way to go mainstream media, it's clearly the 3 years older 80 year old with healthy habits that we need to worry about, not fat cow sucking down mcdonalds garbage food that struggled with the basics more than 4 years ago.
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  11. Sir, I believe the joke you were looking for with the 'clog a filing cabinet' flub was 'porcelain file', specifically that trump was going to 'clog the porcelain file'. It's kind of a reference joke, since people jokingly call the trash bin in an office the 'circular file', where they put the resumes that were done in crayon, or that have food stains on them. I hope to be torn to shreds by the jackals, as I deserve.
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  12. I mean when Elmo is THAT high I feel like he'd use different language... I mean, at this point we all know the Elmo schtick is a schtick, right?
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  13. For the record, both koalas and kangaroos are marsupials, that's why their young are of the same type. Read a book you flub!
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  14. I'm pretty sure there was actual gay warriors historically, and they didn't have to hide that they were gay if you go back far enough in time, in Europe or elsewhere.
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  15. Seth, in the UK they might well say 'lad' instead of 'boy', thus avoiding confusing it with 'buoy'. Now, how do we say 'buoyant'? Honestly asking.
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  16. I'm sure I'm not the first to point this out, but that filter does not resemble Lincoln. Like, at all. It's like every detail is either out rightly wrong or uncanny valley.
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  17. Seth, deSatan only wants the tax cuts for gas stoves because it'll help those who can afford gas stoves in Florida, which is to say it won't help the poor, which is why a republican supports it.
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  18. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THE ARM FLAP... These jackasses keep flapping like a bunch of wing-clipped albatrosses trying to lift off, thanks for highlighting how big of a pile of turds they are!
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  19. I'd pay $5 dollars to watch a video of desantis trying to split wood with a maul. That man has the consistency and constitution of wet toilet paper.
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  20. I feel like malls are 'the worst', so you should have 'Ya Burnt' them too. During the wreath bit I felt like in the pizza joke, it should have been something like 'an entire pizza of crusts', really stress that they had to rip crusts off of other pizzas to assemble this horror! Well now I want pizza, maybe I'll melt some cheese on some tortilla chips and dip them in salsa?
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  21. When I was a kid, I had a bike so cheap that it literally cost less than the lock I used on it. It was also an ungodly heavy bike, the whole thing was heavy duty chrome, I have no idea what the designer was thinking, other than 'maybe people will use them in the Great Plains?', so I don't know why I bothered with the lock. I think I rode the bike because I thought it burned more calories than just walking, it was load bearing exercise trying to go up even the slightest of inclines.
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  22. I ate a huge kiwi almost completely whole, my first bite I pulled out the hard part, and then after that it was tangy tasty business, ate that whole after step 1
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  23. I'm very confident I had a dozen hornet varieties when I was (trying) to dump pear sauce leftovers... they recruited from miles around, it was such a horror show that we avoided the midden during the day.
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