Comments by "Thump Er the Sweaty Fat Guy" (@SweatyFatGuy) on "Better Bachelor" channel.

  1.  @hanglong8056  I still like the Wick movies, but they need more tits. Otherwise I don't have much use for the crap they have been making for the last 15 years.
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  2. Last week I downloaded an AI that Musk has invested in, it changes your voice to sound exactly like someone else. All you need to do is speak with the same cadence and enunciation and its damn hard to tell the difference. Better than the imitations I do, and some of mine are said to be pretty good. The potato is on there, as are two of the voices I do often, Arnold S. and Tom Hanks.
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  3. I live alone. I have been married twice. They both complained about all the things they had to do around the house. They both left their clothes strewn about, and trails of clothes going to the shower were the norm. They let the dishes pile up and wouldn't even load or unload the dishwasher when I had one. I was in the USAF so I kept my room and housing clean, no dirty dishes or clothes piled up anywhere. My house is 1100sqft, I built it to live alone in. I have several sets of dishes and silverware, but I have three plates, six of each utensil, and I wash it after I eat, or right before I cook something. Currently my house is trashed because I am still building it, and I haven't gotten to closets yet. I don't have 'the place' for things at this point, so its boxes and building materials. Insulation takes up considerable space when its not in the walls, floor, or roof. Building a house, along with all the other things I have to do, takes some time. Right now its raining, my addition where I'm working is outside, and I can't put the roof on in the rain. Two more hours and the rain will be gone, and its back to work. Building the floor took three 10 hour days, with no extra hands helping me. Once I have a place for everything, my house will be tidy and clean. I have house stuff still in my shop too, so I need the house done so I can get room in the shop. The engines and transmissions are piling up on me while I build my house. Its driving me nuts living like this, but you have to do things in a sequence of events. You can't put a roof up without walls, you can't install cylinder heads before you put the pistons and connecting rods in the bores. If you drop the lifters in the bores without a camshaft in it, you are going to have a bad day. Women want it all done for them, and they have no concept of what effort that goes into building a home, vehicle, or maintaining it. They wait at the finish line, pick the winner, and expect all of that to be done for them. This is quite a lot of work, heavy lifting and mental work, When compared to keeping an already built house clean its laughable that they don't want to do something so incredibly easy and simple just to help us out for supporting and paying them. They want to whine about unpaid labor... they have no freakin clue.
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  4. Had a Russian do that to me back in 2002 while I was stationed in Korea. She had this other chick she knew run up to me in the street, hug me and hang all over me. That is something that never happens unless I know her. I tell her to leave me alone after removing her from hanging on me. Not because I was concerned about losing the Russian, it was because I was worried about her lifting my wallet or something. Sure enough, the one I was tagging confronted me, all mad, and claiming I cheated on her. I said "Don't know her, never seen her before." and walked back to base. Guess who called me and paid for the hotel room that night. They had epic S' tests. Never checked back on her when I got back from my mid term leave. Got a Svetlana after that, blond, tall, legs forever...
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  5. @stevo6891 I truly love my 1965 GTO, same as my 1970 GTO, and the 67 Cougar, 1979 TransAm 10th Anniversary. I love my dog too, but she is old and will be leaving me soon. Just said goodbye to my other one back in July. I miss that husky far more than I miss any woman.
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  6. week 300. Why am I invisible to men?
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  7.  @jordanmatthews1466  I believe you wrote that wrong.. I do that sometimes as well.
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  8.  @steveouk90126  same here, except when I got out back in 2005 I was put out on a medical, and had another 10 years of child support to pay. Had the girl who became my second ex wife with me when I got out, and she kept me broke too. Ditched her in 2013, bought some land (13 acres of woodland) that same year closing on it two weeks after the divorce was final. Started building in '15 when the child support ended, paid off all my loans and debts in Feb '21. Not bad considering the VA is my only source of income. Now I build rusty old muscle cars into cool daily drivers, so I can enjoy them. Also make fuel to run them. I didn't have to with Trump in office, which gave me enough of a break to build everything. I am back at making fuel again, and I figured out how to get better mileage on ethanol than I can on gasoline when E85 was dirt cheap, while making a lot more power. I think I would rather take a .45ACP to the brainstem than hand all of this over to some harpy who isn't happy anymore.
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  9. I've spent the summer working on cars, trucks, and my house. Life is fulfilling, peaceful, and enjoyable without a female in it.
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  10.  @stephenshelton4267  you just described Nancy Pelosi 40 years ago, AOC in ten years,... and Hillary every day of her life. Bravo good sir...
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  11.  @bombaybeach208  women in the middle east are predominantly happy with their lives. I know, because I almost married an Arab woman from Dubai 32 years ago. When did men get suffrage? After the civil war, when they were sent to the front without having a say in the people who sent them. Men had to do dangerous things like be drafted, posse duty, and fire brigades to have the right.. in other words THEY EARNED IT. Women got it by complaining and whining for years until someone relented and let them. They risked nothing, earned nothing, and did nothing, other than whine.
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  12.  @Gunsight-One  neither of my ex's are getting back in my wallet. I am doing pretty good, they are not.
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  13.  @dragonlordpeter9006  its not bad enough yet, California isn't affecting sane people. When it does, you will see something different.
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  14. I'm not going my way. I am gone. No interest in having a girl around, nothing but trouble and expense. I own my house, my land, several muscle cars, I am debt free and retired. I put in the work already, now I can build muscle cars and have fun. Next year if we aren't in a large conflict, I plan to go drag racing again. I did that in my 20s and 30s, but then divorces got in the way. So yeah, muscle cars, GTOs to be specific, are more interesting and enjoyable than girlfriends. So I just picked up a 2004 Escalade.. its black. I think it needs a big number 3 on the door.
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  15. Same here, I am 52, just a few months short of 53, and I would rather spend my time and money on rusty old muscle cars. I really like GTOs and building crazy powerful Pontiac engines. I get a return on my investment with them, females are a liability at best. I talk about this sort of thing to hopefully help the younger guys avoid making the mistakes I made. I fucked up and got married, she leeched off me from 25 to 46 and kept me in poverty that entire time.
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  16. I find this video hilarious. Girls do not think ahead at all. I just shaved my head, because I do it every month, not because someone gives me something for it. We called it a Day 1 in the USAF, as opposed to a day 15 where they only shave the sides. Its annoying because I am 53 and didn't go bald, and this stuff grows fast and thick. Its all a lovely shade of gray... Now I kinda look like Joker but with a gray beard... and stubble on my melon
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  17. I am a veteran, we had females in my unit. Rather often I would stand back and let them try to do the job without me or other men. My job was loading cargo planes, hundreds a shift and thousands of pallets over the years and rolling stock pushed on planes in my time. It was amusing watching them try to budge a 7000lb pallet, they could fit only about six or seven of them behind it. Then they watched me shove a couple 10,000lb pallets on by myself, something most men cannot do, but zero females can do. I am very muscular because I had the females on my load team doing the two largest airlifts in world history. They got the medals, I got false claims and was worked harder.
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  18.  @mrstealyoblocks4473  exactly, and I have better things to do with my time than chase girls. Things like washing a stray cat, collecting buckets of hamster vomit, shoving my dick in a food processor, shaving my back hair, braiding my back hair before I shave it, going down on Hillary Clinton...
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  19.  @ifanmorgan8070  nah, they didn't care if you were married or single, the only way out of it was being in college or going to Canada... unless you had a physical problem. My dad had asthma, so he was rejected by the Marines in 1966 when he tried to enlist. Kids in my class in the 70s and graduating in 1987 never knew their father, because he came back from Vietnam in a box. Every time there is a D in office is a bad time to be in the military. I enlisted in 1988, and got out in 2005. The last place you want to be is in the military when the Ds are in power, they love starting wars and blaming them on everyone else.
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  20. I'm good living alone in the woods, I am ten years ahead of Joker. As it turns out the ex wife taking the house and running off with her soulmate she had known for 3 weeks (lasted 4 years) was a good thing for me. I am not sacrificing for the feemaleys anymore.
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  21.  @gabrielboorom2683  hhhmmmm, perhaps we should start pointing and laughing at them and their inconsistencies. Meme them into next week.
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  22.  @n.thadddeusmcthaddeus5416  you hit the nail on the head with a hydrogen bomb. Weak minded insecure people, often with fucked up ideological afflictions, are who become tyrants. You cannot say the cheeto was at all insecure. Then you look at Trudeau, Northam, Whitmer, Obama, and the current kid sniffing Potato, and the weakness exudes from them. The first two did a cosplay of Brave Sir Robin and bravely ran away... Their first option when manipulation and coercion fail is to get someone else to get violent for them. Police, white knights, whatever... they won't do it themselves, they get someone else to do it, because they know if they tried it they would get beaten down.
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  23.  @SeviathTheHumanDrago  in my 20s I had several soft harems, two to six girls I could call up to get some, missed a three way with two seriously hot Russian girls while I was in Korea in my 30s. Long story... still had a mixed bag of 'plates' in my 30s. In my 40s right after my second divorce it got a little crazy, 3 ways, 4 ways, multiple girls on call. Now in my mid 50s I'd rather build old muscle cars and play video games. You'd think I was some megachad or great looking guy, I am 5'8 but also a dominant power lifter looking muscle bound freak. Not rich, but I build/drive cool old cars that make more power than the tires can handle. Most of the girls were 5 to 7, a few like my second ex were homely (she was pretty awesome for 8 years, even if she was homely, and she was great in bed) and a couple approaching ten without makeup. Mostly just average looking chicks though. I have friends who haven't had 5 girls and those guys are in their 40s and 50s. I know lots of dudes who can't get any, and lately its even the tall guys who in years past would have panties thrown at them. When a 6'4 guy with muscle can't get laid, there is something seriously wrong.
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  24. I dress like a homeless guy, and ate half a pack of ice cream sandwiches today.. I have to keep some fat on, otherwise they don't leave me alone. I try to make it seem like I have nothing, and that I probably stole the old car I am driving. I am not wealthy, I am doing ok because I am smart with the money I have. Money does not motivate me. A guy's wife hit on me while I was sitting in my 65 GTO, not once, several times. He laughed about it, he could tell I wasn't interested in a chick over 40... dude is stuck with her. I tell them I have a dick the size of a half eaten tictac and make $3500 a year... ;)
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  25. The thing is they want this to happen. Thats why they broke up the family, pushed fathers out, and blame fathers for what the mother does, then incentivize the mother to keep the father out of the kid's life. You can't talk about the reasons why, only the narrative is allowed. I bet I am the only one who can see this.
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  26.  @dpeagles  yeah most girls get defensive and declare they are not like that... when they are VERY much like that.
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  27.  @Texas75023  they want you to think its half... its not. They are severely outnumbered and they know it. They hope we will believe we are alone and thus helpless.
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  28. my standards are don't be fat, be feminine, be pleasant to be around, and be loyal. Its literally like a stripe painted on pavement and it trips up all of them.
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  29. Ya know that scene in Pvt Ryan when the flamethrower lit up the bunker and the guys came out the openings, and the dude said 'let em burn' rather than wasting ammo? Yeah... same thing.
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  30.  @Re1d3  Im 53, 320lbs 5'8 and I could get over it. Of course I am not typical for short 300lb guys.. USAF veteran Shield/Storm OIF/OEF and I did a crazy amount of work and got over things like that no problem before I got messed up on my 2004 deployment. I will never run again, but I have immense strength, and it came from my AF job loading cargo planes. How do I know I can get over it... because I do stuff like that around here while building my sheds, vehicles and moving trees I cut down. I can pick up and carry 500lbs, move a 1500lb box by slamming into it, and push a plane load of 10,000lb pallets by myself.. over and over again.. well I could before 2004. Thats what I was doing when I destroyed both knees loading C5s... and my hips, ankles, shoulders, you get the idea. My back is in great shape though. It would be hilarious watching gray haired me with my belly getting over that easily while they can't make it. I have to be careful now because I can easily pull the connective tissue from my bones by lifting too much. Age does that. Back in 1988 I was the strongest guy in my flight in basic, and the strongest in my unit every base after that. I was bench pressing 300lbs when I was 18 and I could run five miles like it was nothing. I would physically push guys through our run, put my hands on their back and shove them around the track. I beat all 31 of them arm wrestling one Saturday afternoon near the end of basic, smallest to the biggest... These kids are weak, pathetic, useless, and they need remedial training. Bunch of candy asses making themselves look worse than some 3rd world Army.
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  31. The green new deal is not green, not even close. They like to name things that are the opposite or have nothing to do with what its called.
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  32.  @PassportBrosBusinessClass  looks like you're a gearhead like me. Have you noticed the EPA going after aftermarket companies lately? Looks like their goal is for only the wealthy party members to own vehicles. The rest of us will have to take the bus or walk. The time to buy an AR and ammo was ten years ago. If someone is starting now, they are way behind the curve.
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  33. Imagine going from someone who is treated nicely no matter how tall they are, everyone is polite and helpful, to being a 5'1 to 5'7 'guy' with no muscle, no confidence, and ruled by emotions. Who the hell would willingly sign up for that?
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  34. They think men overseas are going to want to put a ring on it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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  35. When she hits 30 she will leave him
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  36. I'll be 52 shortly, divorced twice (thought the second one was 'different' and she was from the first, but the same as all of them). I have been intentionally and permanently single since 2013. I still get laid when I feel like it, but they get zero commitment. Where I would be now if I had never gotten married, man it has to be a vastly better place than where I have busted my ass to get back to. Not worth it at all to get married.
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  37. Yes, especially when angels get their wings every time a bell rings... so toxic.
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  38. Nah... he has a HUGE fanbase, so he needs to keep making all his IP and upload it to Rumble. Just cut the networks out of it and it will freakin explode. Live will, build your life, prove that she was daft for leaving. Thats what I am doing.
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  39.  @ruaplikator  I don't tell people what happened to me to garner sympathy, I am not like you. I share it so young men don't make the same stupid mistakes I did. I was lied to, and I will not let young men put their head on the chopping block without knowing the risks. What the fuck have you done for the betterment of others? Somewhere between jack shit and fuck all I bet.
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  40. I would surmise they aren't doing nefarious things because they have better things to do (like why/how I build old cars), no reason to be bothered, or they are finding people like Joker, Popp, Hammerhand, etc and realizing they have worth that is not dictated by females, its what they are capable of doing and what they know, as well as how competent they are in doing it, that decides their value. So they are leaving females to exist in boxed wine and cat land.
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  41. Interesting thing about my 5'8 tall ass, not trying to impress the girls and doing my own thing brought them to me. I had a crazy high drive to get laid, but girls were more of a means to an end than a focus or priority. In my 50s now and I am still amazed at the girls who show interest in me as I do not see myself as a chad by any stretch. They are even less of a priority than they were 30 years ago. I am building an engine this year, should make between 1500 and 2000hp easily. That is what I have been focused on since about 1982. Building fast cars. Strangely enough girls like fast cars, particularly if they do not look nice. I mean like Beater Bomb, if you want to look up Joey's car.
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  42. Oh those poor dears... bless their hearts
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  43.  @contra8183  easy validation, a simp to drive her around and hold her purse for her. A thirsty orbiter she can use for whatever menial thing she wants done. Hell no they don't want me to wake up to the fact chicks are using them like that.
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  44. First ex wife was 20 when I met her, 29 when she seriously screwed up. Second ex was 21 when I popped her cherry and 30 when she went stupid. I got their best years, then someone else got their decline. The first went stupid 20 years ago, the second 8 years ago, and both are well aware that they fucked up.
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  45. I watch content related to this because I find it most amusing, seeing what females are doing to themselves and whining about it. Living alone and building my cars, doing whatever I want... the stress, drama, and expense they bring with them make them so not worth it.
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  46. Sadly we were born with the ability to piss standing up and not get our feet wet, yet somehow they are overly envious of us.
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  47.  @coiledsteel8344  and that is their solution to men going their own way and not engaging in committed relationships any longer. If men won't wife up a girl or support one all she has to do is claim that she felt like a girlfriend and Canada will make him pay
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  48. I'm done with them, I can get numbers, dates, in-n-out, but the drama just isn't worth it. the expense isn't worth it. At 53 with two adult kids, I am good. Debt free, ten years ahead of Joker on the land out in the woods project, why do I need to muck it up with a female? Kids are great, I love mine, but when they are turned into a weapon against you, and then everyone blames you and says you abandoned them... well, that is the worst pain I ever endured. Thats from a man who has been hit by cars, run over, in two wars, and had a VERY rough life.
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  49. I am from before the internet was available to civilians, I learned how to tell when a girl was interested back in the 1980s. 2 is exactly right, if I didn't see an indicator of interest from her, I did not waste my time on talking to her. I don't see it as the internet as killed dating, it has made it more interesting, girls get a lot more attention online, and its useless for a 50+ man like me to even bother with it, but it has not killed dating. I can get laid easily, by girls half my age without spending a dime on them. So its not like they are unwilling to fuck, or only want the absolute best men, they want me for the muscle bound gorilla fuck they get from me. Then they move on. What has killed dating and is prompting young men to say "Fuck this shit, I'm out!" is not the simps who feed 4s massive amounts of attention, we had that 30 years ago too. Its by design. 1: tell females they deserve the best, even if they are 300lbs with a club foot and have five kids from five different men. Instill entitlement from a young age, and reinforce it daily with the media and societies preference for females. 2: give them financial and social incentives to divorce the men who are daft enough to marry them. Make those men pay for her poor choices and punish the men for being men and fathers. 3: falsely accuse them then gaslight everyone and say it never happens. You can watch it happen on TV when they show the man as an inept, violent, moron who needs a whamen to save him. Thats a false accusation on a wide scale. On the individual scale they will claim you're abusive, graped, or touched her, or made her feel uncomfortable. 4: make it so reprehensible for men to engage in relationships by enacting laws that punish them for it when they allow a female into their lives, that men say fuck this shit Im out. 5: give every incentive and advantage to females, make them feel special, tell them they are victims when they are actually the most privileged people on the planet, so everything they do is easily rationalized and justified in their minds. Ever notice how all of her ex's were abusive cheating assholes? Well, she is rationalizing her bad choices, and she wishes she could have him back, but she fucked it up. That is what has killed dating, is causing the precipitous drop in birth rate, and has men checking out of dating and society in droves. The mainstream is just now noticing it, and they are starting to demonize independent men, not just by getting rid of people who use the going their own way acronym in their channel name. Young men see and read about what happened to men like me, how I lost everything twice in divorces, had 71% of my gross garnished, the state broke multiple state and federal laws and nobody gave a fuck, no lawyer would take my case. Young men see that and decide not to play the game. Some will still get laid, fucking the girls along with the other top 10% men in the area, and the rest simply stop. They watch videos, play games, and do things that are fun for them.
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  50.  @unknowncommenter6698  you must have grown up on a farm too. I am amazed at those 'types' who say meat is worse for the environment. The whole point of banning meat is to make people too weak to resist, but still be able to push the buttons at their menial no skill required job. The whole thing reeks of trying to make central planning work by making people dependent and keeping them on the edge of starvation.
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