Comments by "ANDROLOMA" (@ANDROLOMA) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. When you realize the sand castle looks better than the house you paid 30 years of your life to own.
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  2. Mouth full of fur.
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  3.  @STALKER777LK  We have nothing to fur but fur itself.
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  4.  @DrAnxiety17  Probably has more dust in it than my place...
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  5. Then you'll be out of a job. Brilliant strategy.
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  6. Imagine all the tasty dinners adorable scallops can provide. Yum!
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  7. I've owned a couple of cats who enjoyed gnawing on me. They haven't got a whole lot of other ways to express affection. 😺😸
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  8.  @DexteraManusDei  Toilet repairers and toilet cleaners are two different unions.
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  9. I definitely think it's better to have the door fall from the plane mid-flight than to have the plane fall from the door mid-flight.
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  10. I'd say something daft such as "I've never been to those parks before" if I didn't know better.
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  11. 'Captain, buttcrack spotted at 1:02 degrees off the starboard bow!" "Mr. Sulu, arm the photon torpedoes!"
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  12.  @michaelschweigart3517  They make suppositories for that.
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  13. That "Ohmygod" dude sure gets blamed for lots of mishaps. Every time there's an accident, I hear his name being blamed.
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  14.  @sysrqstoic  Gesundheit!
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  15. Q) What's the most effective way to determine the gender of vegetation? A) Pulls its plants down. Now we know the mystery of the morning wood.
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  16. Lords and saviors need to provide more foods.
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  17.  @somerandomguy4240  Dear sir, I propose we delete our entire erroneous discourse into the ethernet of oblivion. I'll start.
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  18. She: "Don't you think I'm interesting?" He: "You should be more into resting."
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  19. I'm still on probation after doing that to my ex-wife's leg.
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  20. Don't handle squirrels. They carry plague. But it is true that everything tastes better with bubonic on it.
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  21. 2:18 How a watermelon has an immature ejaculation.
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  22. Oz is an abbreviation for ounce. I used to sell weed. I know, you don't.
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  23. 3:08 What a Homer sexual.
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  24. Thaiwan.
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  25. your mom
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  26.  @wliaputs  Just like energy?
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  27. Nothing like sycophancy to get a pinned like and heart from DDOI.
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  28. "Theft by finding?" I would counter that possession is nine tenths of the law. It's statistically impossible that peasants are wrong 100% of the time.
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  29. Just needed the seams to be relodged together. Not damaged.
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  30. Maybe it was his mom?
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  31. 0:27 So wings gives you red bulls?
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  32. You should try pizza. It tastes better than the bloods.
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  33. ...so now we know...
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  34.  @TreeFreak  Yeah, I was really young too when it was broadcast.
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  35. Lesson learned: don't believe everything etc.
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  36. This person is definitely not a happy cramper!
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  37. Turtle:1 Human:0
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  38. Both are acceptable.
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  39.  @หยก_หยกจัง_กะละมังแตก  🙂
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  40. My grandfather found a water moccasin in South Texas back in the 60s while his son and I were fishing. Picked up a tree stump and smashed its head into pieces.
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  41. Plumber can fix this groovy problem.
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  42. The cat was farmin' for Charmin!
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  43. Dude is definitely NOT a happy cramper.
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  44. ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?
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  45. Secret's out, now. You told everybody.
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  46. He went at night so he wouldn't burn up. 🌞
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  47.  @zukoshonor4557  Do you frequently misunderstand silly jokes?
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  48.  @zukoshonor4557  As long as we understand each other, all is well.
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  49.  @bentonrp  At least you and I are both intelligent enough to know about pre-cooked weight. Have a good day, bro.
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  50. 2:32 I'm not an ice hole, you're an ice hole. Ice hole.
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