Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. Andrew Lawrence gets bigger audiences than the new Doctor will achieve.
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  2. Dame Gary Lineker is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  3. Lineker is the greatest Afro-Caribbean woman ever to play for England.
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  4. My little boy used to enjoy Doctor Who. We enjoyed going to car boot sales, buying cheap DW DVDs. He's now eleven. He decided for himself that Doctor Who has become rubbish. Without understanding any of the political shit-show or concepts like "pressing a propagandist narrative", he decided not to watch it any more. The BBC hit the Doctor with a brick, and kicked him until he bled to death.
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  5. I wish there was some way to defund universities of this kind.
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  6. Bring back Jon Pertwee! Yes I know he's dead, but he would still make a better Doctor than anyone the BBC would employ today.
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  7. "If you tolerate this, then your children will be next".
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  8. The BBC will blame Brexit. Probably.
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  9. There was a Norwegian music hall comic during WW2. After his country was occupied by the Germans, he continued making satirical stage routines about the occupation, the rationing and the Nazis. He was arrested and imprisoned as a warning, but released when the Nazis believed he'd understood his peril. He went back on stage after his release, to a theatre filled with ordinary members of the public, collaborationists and Nazis. Everybody wanted to see how imprisonment had changed the man's comedy. The comic strode onto the stage, turned to the audience and gave a grand one-armed Hitler salute. All the Nazis and collaborators cheered. The comic said, "That's how high my dog jumped last night". Uproarious laughter from the patriots. Keep sticking it to 'em, Andrew. You're a f*ckin' hero. WE SALUTE YOU. And anybody who hates you is a Nazi or worse.
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  10. Interesting video from Paul Joseph Watson. A senior engineer at the sub's company raised concerns about the sub's safety and was sacked. The company's CEO is on record as disliking to hire 50-year-old white males. That's despite the fact that this is precisely the kind of person who's had decades of experience (often ex-military) and they know what they're doing. Instead, the CEO has gone all-out for diversity. One of the new women employees posted a laughing video about how funny it was to get her straight white employees to visit a drag show. Yeah, get your priorities right.
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  11. I've never blamed foxes for what they do in the henhouse. Foxes simply do what's in their nature. I blame the persons who hold the hen house door open and invite the foxes inside. What would you expect?
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  12. I hope the pub landlord is watching videos like this. He's a hero.
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  13. The shepherds invited wolves into our sheep pen. What happened next? I don't blame the wolves. I blame the shepherds.
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  14. Too many disgraces. I can't count them all. Even if I was Diane Abbott.
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  15. THIS is why GB News should pay Andrew to perform comic interludes. I want Andrew to review the morning newspapers, alongside the likes of The Guardian's Yasmin Alibhai Brown. Can. You. Imagine?
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  16. I want GB News to hire Andrew for comic interludes and press reviews.
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  17. Two minute point: "Our democracy appears to be set up to give absolutely nobody what they want". Damned right there.
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  18. YOU'RE BACK! THANK GOD! YIPPEE! WELCOME, ANDY! REJOICE!
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  19. Andrew is so BRILLIANT, he deserves a comedy series on BBC TV. Oh, wait...
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  20. ANDREW IF YOU'RE READING THIS: This is your best rant ever. Absolutely phenomenal writing and delivery. You are getting better and better.
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  21. The worst part of "Three weeks to flatten the curve" is the first six months.
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  22. I wish the UK had an electoral system which didn't guarantee a Uniparty victory.
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  23. Fugees always get priority in social housing. A fugee arrives, is granted "right to remain" and immediately invites his wife, kids and two lots of grandparents to join him. Obviously they'll get priority over a native-Brit couple who've put off starting a family because they've got nowhere to live. The native Brits can't raise a deposit for a mortgage because the exorbitant cost of renting privately means they're unable to save. Hence the collapse in the birth rate among native Brits and their inevitable replacement by Africans and Asians. All part of the plan.
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  24. There has been no greater theft of land from the English people, since Duke William stole our land from the English earls and freemen and awarded it to his invading army. The UK population has increased by more than 6,000,000 since 2000. The ONLY way to get a home in many cities is to rely on state or council housing. Homes are routinely awarded to the invaders in preference to the native people.
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  25. An excellent rant, as always.
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  26. I want Andrew to stand for Parliament. Zero chance of winning a seat but a great event for a great cause.
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  27. THIS is a good example of why GB News should hire Andrew for comic interludes, press reviews and so on. I've previously posted similar comments on other videos by Andrew. Forgive me if you've seen my comments before, but the idea has merit and it deserves repetition.
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  28. If Keir can't visit homophobic churches, he should never never NEVER visit a mosque.
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  29. REMEMBER: The BBC hates you. Give it back to them.
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  30. My advice to school leavers: Train as a plumber. Unlike graduates, they're in great demand and highly paid. Unlike NHS surgeons, they can speak English.
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  31. Keef stole Andrew's phone (between drinks and tear-ups) and made the tweets which got Andrew into trouble. Andrew Lawrence is Innocent.
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  32. Hahaha! Andrew is brilliant! The BBC should give him a series! - Oh wait...
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  33. TONY BLAIR: "Edukashun, edukashun, educashun". five minutes later TONY BLAIR: "Let's fight an illegal war by invading a foreign country, based upon lies which we ourselves created".
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  34. I refuse to fund an organisation which seeks my ethnic replacement.
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  35. I want Keef Kuntabout as the next Doctor Who. "Oi you f*ckin' Daleks, p*ss off or I'll shaft you with my sonic screwdriver".
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  36. Staggeringly truthful.
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  37. Novak's no vax status is heroic.
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  38. Sensible people need to create cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed. It's an act of righteous resistance.
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  39. Laughing at an illegal joke is a hate crime. Expect to be arrested, handcuffed and strip-searched by a gay policeman, or a policewoman who resembles your gay nana.
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  40. Andrew deserves his own TV series on the BBC or Channel 4 oh hang on...
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  41. Now we know why Andrew can't get a job with the BBC. He's too white. And too funny.
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  42. THIS is why Andrew should be hired by GB News for comic interludes.
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  43. I wanna go back to the 1960s and change the Conservative Party's system for electing its leaders. Enoch would've been the Tory leader. No entry to the Common Market. No mass irrigation. (Ce4t1ve spelling to dodge the Al Gore rhythms.)
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  44. The university at my town is about 70% Indian and Nigerian. The universities are run like businesses. They make more money from overseas students than from UK students. Scarcely any of those students return to their countries. Their student status is used for acquiring the right to remain, and they invite their extended families to join them. No names or pack-drill, but I'm situated within this mess and I confirm that's how it works.
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  45. Should we rename the MG Midget? It was based on the Sprite. Perhaps that name offends people who don't accept the existence of supernatural woodland creatures.
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  46. A new version of the Four Yorkshiremen Sketch: "I had it hard growing up, going to school by Range Rover because we were too poor to use the Bentley. I came from a split family. I don't know who my real father was, 'cos my mum was always off shagging rugby players, a Muslim and her riding instructor. Like other kids from broken homes, I joined the Army after leaving school. After the Army I had so much PTSD from dressing as a Nazi, I took to drink and drugs and married the first ex-porn actress who'd have me. And when I tell my wife how hard I had it, she won't believe me".
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  47. I've been in that position myself. A woman was attacked. She ran away and was hiding in a public park. This was in a busy and supposedly pleasant town. I made about a dozen 999 calls to the police. It took 50 minutes before the cops arrived. By that time she'd evaded her attacker and come home in tears. Cop was too f*cking incompetent to even obtain a statement or a description. "Oh you're back home now" and just went away.
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  48. A university degree is absolutely essential if you want a job, stacking shelves in a supermarket. (NO DISRESPECT INTENDED TO ANYONE READING THIS WHO STACKS SHELVES IN SUPERMARKETS.)
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  49. I'm trying to find any part of this parody which isn't a truthful, factual demonstration of genuine leftist views.
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  50. A 24-pack of Asda toilet paper has gone up from £7 to £9.20 in the past year. I can barely afford to wipe my own arse.
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