Comments by "Tom tonka" (@tomtonka1915) on "Dark5" channel.

  1. The only unsolved crime I care about is who took a dump in the shower at my Birthday Party. And yes there are photos.
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  2. I can fit my own fist in my ass.
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  3. The first one is probably just a bird flying past and now it's getting blamed for being a drone and bringing down hundreds of millions worth of rocketship.
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  4. The first robot keeps trying to escape because one of its' inventors keeps trying to have sex with it.
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  5. I moved marys coffin to sweep behind it. I was the janitor.
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  6. Because I totally know what tissue necrotizing hemorrhagic metalloproteinases are.Pffft which idiot doesn't.
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  7. If I drop my phone in a hole in the ground full of turds , it stays there . What's the bet that poor bastards wife wouldn't leave him alone until he went in to retrieve it . He would rather crawl through other ppl's shit than listen to her nagging all day .
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  8. "While no bunny man records exist,there are instead true reports of an unidentified Axe man who attacked cars wearing a bunny suit" Erm, I hate to do the police's job for them but........I'm pretty sure that's bunny man.
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  9. So the Manhattan project was planned in the middle of the woods by a bunch of guys pissing wherever they pleased . Makes sense .
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  10. The shell shock victim made a full recovery. There is a video about him here on youtube  watch?v=S7Jll9_EiyA
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  11. Only one of my bones has sclerosteosis.
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  12. He's not dead idiots. He just moved to the island. He goes fishing with Michael Jackson and David Bowie and the 9/11 victims on illuminati island.
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  13. lol that last photo could have been anything.
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  14. there is one in every video on purpose. I think it's to get people commenting about it. As you can see it works lol
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  15. What kind of a fucking do-gooder hands in wads of cash they find? If it was me there still be no clues about Cooper.
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  16. I hate the new notification system where you have to go back to the video to postt your reply. So stupid Google. Just put it back to the way it was.
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  17. What awful music.
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  18. No. Everybody does face reveals. He should do an ass reveal
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  19. Now will you do a Hillary video?
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  20. Any animal that only lives in China is doomed.
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  21. There was a Seinfeld episode about that space pen! Funny as fuck too!
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  22. I'm pretty sure he purposefully puts a typo in every video.
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  23. This video was poo.
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  24. So funny watching those guys torment the cat in zero gravity. Cat didn't know what was going on lol.
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  25. I swear you have done this video before, or something similar. Your content is absolute crap lately.
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  26. Cybermat47 no but I am an expert on indistinguishable black silhouettes . This is one of those.
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  27. "at least one local believesthe cluster may be marking a secret treasure buried deep in the forest" - probably the town drunk they spoke to.
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  28. Wait India has a sewerage system? I thought they just shit in the same river they wash their clothes in. And not to hate on India, but they really say asbestos is not dangerous?
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  29. KFC just got like, 10x cooler.
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  30. The tsunami one is a gas bottle. There is video with heaps better definition of it too you just used the shittiest one.
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  31. Erm....So if the drugs in the blender are "destroyed" I guess it doesn't really matter if you were to give me the contents of the blender?
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  32. If a 15 foot high wave of beer came down my street I would consider it an act of god.
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  33. I wonder if a pod of dolphins would save a Japanese person? I would be very interested to know if this has ever happened.
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  34. Yesterday when I sat down to do a poop I had a boil growing at the top of my leg right near my testicles. When I squeezed the boil it popped and was full of blood, no pus. I had to clean the blood off the toilet seat.
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  35. What the fuck is this shit? Good music though.
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  36. it's 5 black people.
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  37. Fred was a goddamn badass.
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  38. This one is pretty boring. The mysterious conspiracy ones are better even if they are mainly nonsense.
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  39. Babushka Lady and Leatherman did 9/11.
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  40. Blissful Insomniac Yeah because us men always jump into big pools of shit when we are trying to show off.
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  41. I mean why is necrophilia such a big deal? It's not like you're hurting anyone.
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  42. Marlborough/Sarina rd in Australia. Also known as the "horror stretch". Many unsolved murders and disappearances going back to the 70's. Hardly any traffic and only 1 fuelstop in about 100km. Texas chainsaw massacre stuff.
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  43. There is a video on youtube about the one day old chicks being killed but it's not a big blade that kills them it's some kind of grinder.
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  44. Blissful Insomniac Believe me we have limits . There is no way in hell I would crawl through shit for pussy . Especially if it were my wife.
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  45. Gotta love that line for the Ohio one "the attacker could be mentally disturbed" Duh, how long did it take for them to figure that out.
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  46. Arrggh not a video with airplanes. Here come the ridiculous 9/11 conspiracy theories. Brace yourself everyone.
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  47. Leo Lopez Why and how does it show that?
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  48. fight fight fight.
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  49. I wish Frenchman would stop fucking their wives and pay Somalis to do it instead so they can film it.
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  50. TheUselessStoner The poop was a rich, pungent aroma. So thick the air could be carved with a knife. Most of my attention was on the boil so I may be mistaken but there were notes of cheese and egg infused with what can only be described as a rotten lemon twist.
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