Comments by "Orwellian Horseman of the Apocalypse" (@DennisMoore664) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. How can the people of Georgia want to be represented by someone like her? Disturbing.
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  2. Republicans saying Trump is joking reminds me of Susan Collins arguing he learned his lesson when she voted to acquit him from his impeachment.
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  3. It doesn't just sound childish, it is childish. But that's an unrepentant narcissist for you.
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  4. Still wish he was the President.
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  5. That "fake moos" pun was udderly wonderful. Cowdos to whoever actually came up with it.
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  6. The Trumpublicants never miss an opportunity to be awful. But let's hear someone complain about how old Biden is some more. The choice is going to be between Biden and his team of people who have been and will keep improving the country and Trump and his team of sicko sycophants who want to tear it all down and keep the grift going.
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  7. President Elon Musk - so things can get worse. good job, MAGA.
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  8. We did make the auto companies install seat belts and mandate everyone who rides in a vehicle wearing their seat belts. There were people who made an issue of not wearing those once upon a time too. Stupid is forever.
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  9. I'd love to have a woman as beautiful and funny as her in my life.
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  10. Sure, Ghoulliani passed the bar. The problem is how he keeps lowering it.
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  11. Ivanka Trump is... Complicit (thankyou SNL writers and Scarlett Johansson)
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  12. It's stunning how quickly he can go from braggart to whiner.
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  13. Congrats to Ketanji Brown Jackson for her confirmation to the Supreme Court!
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  14. Correction - If Trump is a Talking Heads song it's definitely "Burning Down the House"
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  15. Love how Obama will only say "Katie Hobbs opponent" when referring Kooky Kari.
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  16. She won't tolerate drama? What the hack does Susie call what's already going on? Obama was the no drama president - Trump is the most drama president of recent times. Trump does drama like nobody else - he's the best at drama. The Real Housewives, big Housewives - tough Housewives, came up to him, tears streaming down their faces and smearing their mascara - and said, President Trump, sir, how are you so good at drama?
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  17. The first Trump term was bad but it's clearly going to pale in comparison to Trump's second term freak show of incompetence. It's only a month in and it's truly terrifying. Buckle up everyone.
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  18. Taylor "Childless Cat Lady" Swift's endorsement of VP Harris was the perfect way to finish off last night's debate. Very much the icing on an already awesome cake.
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  19. This needs to be a regular thing. I don't know what you'd call it when someone is on a roll and they are on fire but that word - that's what Seth was tonight.
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  20. I prefer billionaires who have had their assets frozen, government contracts revoked, their citizenship revoked, and who have been sent back to South Africa.
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  21. That'll learn ya. The words "abandon all hope ye who enter" should be our new national motto. (edit) at least when it comes to politics.
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  22. He's not just standing with them, he's a member!
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  23. Stellar pun, Doc.
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  24. Love his impression of the Graphics Department team
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  25. There are regulations against doing that and since Jack Smith isn't a MAGA Republican he's the kind of person that obeys the regulations of his job.
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  26. 50 cent and Cube sound like house -- musicians.
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  27. I like presidents who aren't convicted felons and sexual predators. It's just a shame more voters don't care about that.
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  28. He doesn't want to make the Jackals angry. He wouldn't like them when they're angry. ...wait... that's the Hulk. Still, don't make the Jackals angry. Just because.
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  29. And apparently they're being forced into sex change operations in prison too.
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  30. You beat me to it but... Jesus got crucified - I like people who don't get crucified but I hear this Jesus guy has been doing some good things lately, so there's that and then there's the other things that we all know about and those are mostly good things - mostly. No one is perfect, but he's a classy guy. (sniff!).
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  31. Nope - any tiny voice in his head would be screaming "ME! ME! ME! MINE! MINE! MINE!" on a continuous loop.
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  32. Flint is the extreme example, but we're having problems with water quality from aging infrastructure all over the US. We've also seen contamination of local ground water due to a variety of industrial activities. There have been various articles about firefighting chemicals at airports used decades ago now contaminating local groundwater. And then there is the questions about the long term effects of fraking and the industries practice of pumping their toxic slurry back into the now fractured strata. I have a hard time believing that won't eventually seep into local aquifers, but who knows if any of us will still be around by the time that happens.
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  33. Project 2025? But his followers kept telling me how Project 2025 doesn't have anything to do with Trump. "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--"
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  34. "I like beer!" said every teen predator who goes by the nickname "Bart" ever.
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  35. It's like that old Nick Lowe song, "You've Got to be Cruel to be Kind". It's also a classic line from abusers -- "why are you making me hurt you?"
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  36. My week-long unwashed genitals are cleaner than Steve Bannon.
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  37. Even Trump's attempts at a compliment are insulting.
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  38. I see people calling the coming Trump admin a circus but the correct term is kakistocracy - a government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.
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  39. There's a few things Trump could do that would make Democrats happy, smile, AND applaud. Turn to JD and Speaker Mike and tell them they're fired. Ask Elon to stand up and tell him he's fired. Or just announce that for the good of the country and everyone living here he's decided to resign. Those are just a few things that he'll never do though.
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  40. He should also stop pretending to be a decent Christian.
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  41. It stops when there are no more monuments to confederate traitors. I suspect there aren't any statues or monuments in England to any of our founding fathers that committed treason against the crown. Besides, why do these losers keep wanting to be reminded of their heritage of hate and failure. At least Washington and Jefferson were winners - I thought old Bankrupt Donny didn't like losers like the Confederacy and the Third Reich so why should there be monuments to losers?
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  42.  @Adade999  Not when someone is being protected because the rules of order and there's as much evidence about their guilt.
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  43. RFK in charge of HHS - now that's scary!
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  44. 100 eps? More like -- TEN MORE YEARS!
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  45. Makes fun of the writer with the rock tumbler joke then unironically makes a Radio Shack joke - what the hell, man?
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  46. Vance is his VP. That weirdo becoming president just might make us wish Trump was still incompetent president golfs-a-lot.
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  47. Trump complaining about other peoples kids when he's got Princess, Ger-bear, Con Jr, and the rest of his useless spawn on the government dole - and all that funneled campaign money.
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  48. New Mexico soon to be renamed South Colorado.
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  49.  @rebelaqua823  That would only be true if we were the guys who voted for him. Maybe you did but I didn't.
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  50. PBS had a DEI office ? I thought PBS was by and large all about diversity, equity and inclusion. How are they even still on the air if they are going to cave to this Trumpian nonsense? Are they just going to broadcast old episodes of Antiques Roadshow for the next four years?
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