Comments by "Gen Ohmni" (@KingOhmni) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. Who wants a bet that Sony execs are currently reading a report of amalgamated internet comments and thinking, fool me once and shame on you. Fool me twice and shame on me. Little do they realise we are long past thrice for Mobius grade baiting.
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  2. Ready for something that once would have simply been a statement but is now edgy N shit cos reasons? Game journalists are the Lugenpresse of gaming media.
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  3. Question. If a school boy can overpower a fully grown woman then why am I expected to accept Wendy being on an equal footing to Peter concerning swordsmanship skills? He’d Egit just bat her sword out if the way, no real technique required.
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  4. I was one of the few that liked Waterworld when it first came out and honestly I think, despite the production hell stuff, it’s still worth watching for silly, campy and over the top 90s action. The whole Exxon Valdeves being an oar powered mobile base of power for the baddie is the kind of novel idea you just don’t see anymore. Either way. I think it”s worth your time if you’ve nothing better to do.
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  5. "Like a nightout in Portland." Fucking lel. And something tells me there is more to come...
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  6. 5:05 Sir, I salute you. People are real quick to bitch about shit that happened centuries ago but the Chinese right now? Crickets.
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  7. Mmmhmmm, that’s 2 fine thumbnails right there. Shame about the acolyte but still. Fine norks are fine.
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  8. Well if you ask me the whole soft reboot/retimagining of series has more to do with memory holing "problematic" tropes than it does money. I mean. Hollywierd anit exactly made the megabucks turning woke however they do get to remove language and behaviour from famous series that a vocal minority of people don't like. And it anit like that vocal minority are getting what they want either but things that a board of suits will only see as barriers to potential customers are removed. Eg. James Bond. James Bond as a character is a white male. To the mind of a suit this puts off non white people so if only we could have a Black Bond. And a female Bond. Etc, we'll make more money. So you end up with a shitton of soulless shite that only slowly but surely kills the host IP as the people switch off from the woke making the suits think nobody wants that franchise. All the while some pink haired malcontent is cackling to themselves thinking they are smashing the patriarchy and meanwhile all the paying punters want is a good film. Preferably some new IP as well but as the New Spider man film showed, and The Joker before that. Just give us good films, fuck your message. We want to be entertained.
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  9. Hate to be that guy. especially given the type of channel I'm on, but if President Trump can get nuked off social media so can you. Consumer or creator you should absolutely get on alt tech sooner rather than later. Especially if you're a content creator: left, right, gamer, ASMR deep dried bullshit, make up tutorials. You name it, it anit safe on social media anymore and don't think just because you're following the rules now does not mean you won't be found foul of rules applied after the fact. As for the actual content of this video. Could it be anymore ironic that as far as the fans are concerned (I'm not one, it's a bit too space opera bleh for me. Check out The Saga of Sevens Suns for a real space epic as opposed to opera) this is basically a Sith (Kathleen Camp) Vs Jedi (the Mando Camp). It's also rather memetic and if Disney really cares about money over dogma then they would totally throw the kathleen camp under the bus to milk those fans. We'll see. And given how I started this out politically. The Chinese Communist Party has it's hooks in Disney so we all know some form of nerfarious dogma will win the day. (I have just lost social credit score in the future markets that will be retrospectively be applied by Rokos Basilisk AI at a time and date applicable)
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  10. Here’s a thought, how about making a modern blockbuster cartoon? Rather than a CGI heavy POS that is desperately trying to make you forget the first set of diverse dwarfs and an insufferable main actress. I suppose that would be too much effort though.
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  11. Regarding the film annoucnement, in the words of Razorfist. The Iron Age is here! Become the culture and gatekeep the hell outta it. God fuckkkking speed!
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  12. 4:04 That's basically the late stages of X-Com Apocalypse. Getting toxin ammo so you can go to town on the alien invaders before turning the tables and invading their world. My personal favourite Xcom game even if it only had a city map as opposed to a world map but good lord, for the time that game came out it was a very fleshed out and functional city. God help you if the aliens turn the Government Police against you and you have not established your own vehicle production facilities. And even if you can make your own vehicles the popo will raid the crap out of your base. And then there's the cult of Sirius who are pro alien at game start and if you don't keep stamping on them from time to time they will infilitrate other city companies and raid you as well. Oh and it's a bit of a game ender even at the mid point of the game if you accidentally level a weapons production company building with an errant missile while defending the city from UFOs. They'll either jack up the cost of weapons and ammo to you massively or flat out refuse to sell to you...and raid you if you really pissed them off. With the best of the best human weapons no less. Anyway. I'm not a film guy but love the drinkers takes on movies. This review has made me much more likely to watch tomorrow war if I ever see it on.
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  13. Indeed, it’s almost as if ww2 female spies did not spend most of their time pregnant. Spare me film, spare me.
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  14. Sorry Keanu but you don fucked up with this one. I love ya man but yikes. You don't get a pass on this one, you shoulda known better or at least pushed for changes in a way that we could see you knew this was dog shit you were all but made to do for $$$ and 'memberberries. I can accept the $$$ motivation but boy oh boy those memberberries are sour as all sin.
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  15. “Prince does not rescue her. She’s too busy thinking about becoming the leader she knows she could be.” So drunkenly asking the mirror, who is the most electable of them all? Not Kamala is the answer. I look forward to the day these people have to cope and seeth over the first US female president being a republican. Not because I am one but because it will be funny to see them fail to deal with the cognitive dissonance of their own intellectual into Erance being laid bare.
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  16. Now I was never a Tekkie beyond a liking for Voyager but what in the fuck is that wasp armour shit... I'd be cringing at that even if this was Halo or some shit and survivng terminal velocity atmospheric reentry? In some poxxy friggin suit. How could anyone be immersed by that BS? I swear, writers these days need to realise that older films work better than their shit as there is an attempt at believability, mcguffin explanation. How else can I suspend my disbelief to believe your nonsense?
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  17. So. That intro. When I was 19 and working my first proper job of antique restoration the gaffer and I are staying in some traders house overnight waiting for an international fare the following morning and the gaffer chuckles as the trader, middle englander that looked like old Bilbo Baggins I shit you not, put a bottle down on the table and said. "Heard you like whisky son". Naturally I have a wee dram...or two or three and confess it was like fiery piss as the gaffer laughs saying that bottle always comes out and I was the first apprentice of his actually have more than one shot. Well thhe let me keep the bottle and its called Pup Crawler and it turns out when I researched it a few year back that pub crawler was a legit poor mans whisky that could be found all over Britain during the early 19th century. It was eventually banned due to how it was made which was rather industrial shall we say. Still got the bottle and for a piss head that knows their stuff about pre commercialised drink brands, it's quite a raw bottle to own. Oh and the image on the bottle is of the inside of an olde timey pub ( barrels, dirt floor etc) and two peasents pissed falling over the barrel while keeping their drinks even. So I wonder if our Critical Crinker has heard of Pub Crawler basically. Certainly put hairs on my chest and down my throat lmao.
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  18. "More ironclad than civil war battleship." Noice! They are second favourite zany boat design after the concrete, wood chip and ice aircraft carrier the Brits tried out towards the end of ww2. It was left to melt in some Canadian lake as I recall.
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  19. Letters and packages to the boys on the front from the homefront where very much important for individual soldier morale. I however don’t care abut the minutia of people sorting the letters back on the homefront. They did an important job for sure but, well. A focal point for entertainment/escapism? Nah fam. That’s lame. They had it easy compared to even rear line logistics runners let alone front line grunts. Hard pass on that noise.
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  20. So. How's this for an idea for a premise for a matrix movie that is a continuation pretty much as they already did with Resurrections. You can keep the energy crisis civil warring robots, you can keep the mega deep human city aka Zion 2.0 and you could even have the Trinity revelation at the end. All the Matrix Twins needed to do was think of a decent in canon/universe explanation of why the hell pretty much nothing changed except the machines are not unified anymore. And that one thing is cheat codes. And Humanity via Neo got some of them but as it turns out the ultimate cheat code humans can use inside the matrix is true love. Boom that easy lmao. Surely I anit the only one thinking this. Machines need matrix, humans can low key fuck with their shit thanks to codes/hacks Neo gave to them meaning Zion 2.0 has a legit reason to exist. Maybe Neo and Trinity are just cheat codes imprinted onto blanks produced by Zion 2.0 and inserted into the Matrix knowing full well the machines get more juice from them being in the matrix. Leaves scope for intrigue, validates Trinity being back and part of the one stuff now etc etc. Imo anyway and just imagine Neo doing up up down left right left left jump and off he goes flying around again. He just forgot the cheat code for flying is all XD Although as we all should know. The true way to fly is to perfect throwing yourself at the ground but missing at the last second. Tis a fine art for sure. Not at all easy to pick up and rather painful to perfect.
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  21. I do, indeed, see what you did with that title. Well played Mr Drinker. Well played.
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  22. Well now Helldivers 2 truly has piqued my interest. My introduction to this was the Quinspiracy theory and Internet Aristocrat. Got any breadcrumbs to get me started? Or should I just assume Anita is pissed the devs have refused to indulge in gender politics and went on to try and poison the well.
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  23.  @domhuckle  Believe it or not but some people care about logical story telling. Also in the source material there is no black people in the general population. Same with LOTR. Even in fantasy, logic makes for better story telling. Kinda why the modern dramatic production is a steaming pile of shite. Lack of logic and continunity for the sake of PC nonsense.
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  24. I watched this recently for the first time and by god the funniest moment was at the end when the dumb hunk dude showed the audience exactly what it was to be a Chad Thundercock with that whole, "help a brother out" after fatso grabs his sandwhich and throws it away only to have the crowd throw it back to the charming fellow that perfectly, but inadvertently, juxaposed the shittyness of Fem Ghost busters characters. Although the inventor one did a good job the other three were utterly shit, dunno if it was them or the role/script, however what really ruins it was the scene with Bill Murray. "Guess he wasn't Ghostbuster material." Yeah that is only funny if you want to shit on the existing fanbase. And as someone born in 88, that really was just a bad scene. And Slimer man, what happened there. In OG ghostbusters he was just a michsevous but ultimately harmless spirit but in this film it seems like he has actual malice. Not cool man. What was with all the utterly noisey ghost CGI as well... there were more goosbumps in a lousey red light lighting a paper mache gargoyle in Ghostbusters One than anything in Ghosbusters 2016. Less is more ffs. All told, Ghostbusters 2016 really is friggin terrible.
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  25.  @zogwort1522  Ezra Miller should be rotting in a jail cell. Who cares if he, yes he, suffers from anxiety, all the better to know they are suffering for being a shitty human being. The better defense would be to point at the litany of ruined child stars that The entertainment industry has produced over the decades. But even then, with what Ezra did. Yeah. Let him rot in a cell.
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  26. Fat women with small tits are a sad sight to behold. I mean, just small were they to begin with that even a diet of processed greasy foods for years on end can still only yeild a B cup? A sad fate indeed. And I can say that as someone who was well on his way to a B cup as a dude... But then I stopped eating so much shitty food and did more excercise and am back down to a small A cup. Lol!
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  27. Sorry but a monster capable of being a tank and firing off a gamma burst from its gob would easily kick the shit of out of something of similar tankiness but lacking a long range attack. Fuck off film.
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  28. So the clear attempt to normalise trans stuff through entertainment continues. You'd think by this point though they'd stop using detestable human beings as the focus of the story. Like. I'm meant to feel compassion for a crime boss cos they went through something that does not change your sex therefore your gender? Nah. I think they are loco.
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  29. I just had a thought that could have made this a legit good movie. Rather than have steriod Predator fuck normie predator up pretty much straight away the director should have spent at least half the film showing normie pred seemingly stalking rain kids dad when in fact he was trying to contact him too help humanity fend off a genetically augmented super predator tribe. There could even have been a scene or two where The Predator was running from something . This steriod tribe could have upset the delicate hunter gatherer ways of the Predators by dominating the normie predators into servitude to a super predator war machine that was gearing up to take over the galaxy. Normie predator n film was basically a runaway traditonalist who set out to warn his favourite prey of a looming threat that would could easily wipe them out. And to a hunter gatherer what is a worse thought than their prize prey being made extinct? This way there could have been a solid plot twist which kinda humanizes the normie predator but gets dramatically interrupted by steroid predator fucking up a hitherto intelligent and powerful normie predator easily. If the director still insisted on autism kid (amma higher functioning, fuck you film) then normie pred could have sent a message before he died that only autism kid can decipher as the squad of lackluster heroes do the do to kill super predator. The deciphered message would have been a warning and instructions on how to use and constuct more of the iron man esque armoured suits to set up a fighting chance for humanity in a, for the universe of Predator, hitherto unseen fight against a coordinated alien invasion on the scale of Independence Day. But Predators N shit. Not only, in my opinion, would have this made for a better film but it could have paved the way for an action packed blocbuster worthy of the 90s. I swear man. When will they realise endlessly rehashing old ideas is not what makes things iconic. Its intelligently melding them to form a thermatically coherent narrative that is the real secret ingriedent that is missing these days.
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  30. Gotta agree that cinema needs to learn to re-embrace the older ways of doing things. It's worked wonders for the gaming scene the past couple years if you ask me. Some of the best games I have ever played, saying this as a fellow 90s kid, are indie titles deliberately emulating older gaming tech/styles. A stand out being Nightmare Reaper. You like boomer shooter stuff? Check it out, damn fine game that transcends the boomer shooter genre given, well. EG I got a double barrel with random projectile modifier, that projectile was cannon ball so I fire 12 cannonballs per barrel. Damn things can tank a GTX 1080 when everything in front of me gibs. Just check it out. It's good.
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