Comments by "Ember Fist" (@emberfist8347) on "Upper Echelon"
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Here is another one I love.
Back during the Cold War, the CIA, MI6 and KGB decide to have a contest to prove they are the best secret service in the world, they'll have to find a rabbit in a forest. CIA go first. After 24 hours, they get out of the forest and announce that they listened to every conversation in the forest, checked for strange lights in the sky, overthrew the King Stag, and that they can conclude that no rabbit has ever lived in this forest and that it was just a rumor. MI6 then enter the forest, and after pestering local law enforcement come back 12 hours later with a dead rabbit. They announce that the rabbit had a weapon and threatened their agents, and got what was coming for him. KGB go last and enter the forest in numbers. 1 hour after, they come back with a bear in chains. They point him to the camera and the bear goes : I'm a rabbit. All my family were rabbits.
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