Comments by "Anders Juel Jensen" (@andersjjensen) on "Forgotten Weapons"
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@therideneverends1697 Uh, controlled substances and the Danish army don't mix. At all.
It was a judgement call by the security officer. He asked if he should knock someone else out who wasn't home for the weekend, or if we were cool with him just stepping in (security officer is normally only on call) and we'd share 4 people's work among 3. We were, at the time, in DEFCON nothing-at-all, there was no live ammo (other than small arms ammo) on the base itself, and almost everyone was home for the weekend. Nobody out on exercise, etc. So we figured that would just mean 3 hours less sleep for each of us per night, but otherwise be a boring ass weekend guard duty. Being good sports we didn't wanna call in someone on base who might have planned a Friday and/or Saturday bender/booty-call planned. Seemed like a fine plan.... Until a fist fight broke out early in Saturday morning because some conscripts couldn't hold their liquor when they returned from town. Righty, one man short, one at the gate, one on the timed patrol so I had to get out of bed again before getting any sleep, throw some weight around, lock one up, get the other to the infirmary, spend quite some time calming the non-combatant-but-close-to-becoming-combatant-friends of the involved, take reports, and ah.. my time to do the patrol. So my buddy got to sleep a little while the security officer did paperwork... Now would you believe me if I told you that THE EXACT SAME THING happened early Sunday morning? Yup. This time my buddy insisted that I got his sleeping slot (all of two hours) because I "got hit twice". So at 10AM on Sunday I got up, feeling about as fresh as raw sewage, and did my 1.5 hours patrol round, thinking that I just had to hang in there until noon when we would be relieved, while drinking some 700mils of absurdly strong coffee while I walked. Walking in the ice cold light drip, while drinking bean based tar, did wake me up. Or so I thought. At 9:43, according to the security log, I was taught differently.
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