Comments by "Taxtro" (@MrCmon113) on "WatchMojo.com" channel.

  1. WatchMojo launching a counter attack at Buzzfeed.
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  2. You include Sting, but not Glamdring or Narsil? I guess the movies failed on the depiction of Anduril / Narsil though, I can't quite remember.
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  3. Not at all. His reproduction is overly complicated and it's impractically large. Then there is the bulky head and those spikes at the back. It seems engineered to mock and terrorize humans, but it's in no way perfect.
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  4. Rhiannon Brenner Inspired? I had Latin at school and the spells are really only Latin words. Tolkien devised a complete grammar and lots of etymology for his word. An epic fantasy setting is just something else than a modern (realistic) fantasy setting. Most of the comparisons in the video are false comparisons. LOTR has no true "protagonist".
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  5. True. I'm rather small and I work on the computer, but I reckon, I'd beat all of them.
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  6. I always found Lisa the voice of reason (in most cases). I thought she should be a character for the viewer to relate to.
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  7. Little Swiss Even if you only take Eriador it is still 1000 times more rich and alive than almost all of the other places on the list. I really don't know what drove them to put Westeros last behind narrow lifeless comedy worlds.
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  8. The Empire murdered and enslaved uncounted innocents.
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  9. Since when do women rather drink wine than men?! You must be some ignorant shithead living in some basement in the southern USA.
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  10. Rhiannon Brenner Still it were just single locations within our world. I can't remember Rowling devising new languages.
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  11. WADE WILSON You're nothing like Deadpool. He's a quick witted bigmouth, who would have gladly argued every detail about Xenomorphs while throwing in humorous remarks, before turning the whole place into a bloodbath. You're more like, err... Solomon Grundy?
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  12. What has Lord of the Rings to do with WWI?! There was endless trench warfare in WWI and a quite complex political situation before it. None of this is in Lord of the Rings. Moreover: How would being inspired by a real war make a fictional one any better? Real wars are mostly waiting and marching and dying.
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  13. HoxtonGamingFox The Fox Mosasaurs are not dinosaurs and there are numerous dinosaurs much larger than the largest Mosasaur.
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  14. Have you ever tried to fight a man, you laughable cretin?
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  15. Ian Persson "a bunch of extra books"?! The Silmarillion is the main work of Tolkien, that was never and probably would never have been finished even if Tolkien lived for an additional hundred years. The Lord of the Rings is one of the extra books.
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  16. WADE WILSON Are you trying at the moment? Did I get you to try?
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  17. So it's manly to shut up and agree with everything? XD What a weird notion.
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  18. Law19157 You must be blind.
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  19. patman0250 "im pretty sure the world agrees with me bro" Actually to most movie fans and critics Gollum is the best CGI and motion capture character ever. If it was bad to you, well that's not your fault, but you're pretty alone with that perception.
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  20. Lord Jeffries Still wondering why everyone on the internet bitches about Jar Jar Binks, but almost noone about Ewoks. I very much think this comes from nerds growing up with the first three movies, not bothered by the Ewok, since they were really young when they saw The Return of the Jedi. Then they build up huge expectation for Episode I, which was more directed to children than to old fans.
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  21. Well he has no spirit in the movies. He's pretty much a cold action hero, that shows up for killing things. If it was about skill /strength, Legolas, Hawkeye and Arrow would surpass anyone else in this list by far.
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  22. harpyion Dude, I've addressed this already. They are not any kind of dragon; they were given no name: "fell beast" is a description. Dragons are intelligent like Elves or Men for they are inhabited by ancient spirits, the winged steeds of the Nazgul are as beasts.
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  23. patman0250 Instead of typing this you could have done research. Maybe you should pull something out of your ass: your head.
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  24. SIoyvenheaven1 To drink beer and call wine pissy is truly the pinnacle of irony. I enjoy a black beer or one of the strong brews, but most beer that is served tastes like flavoured hogwash.
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  25. Legolas would beat both of them pretty effortlessly. The Characters of Robin Hood an Katniss seem equally exaggerated in their archery skill. However this is not about skill - and it would really suck this way. Everyone can make up overly powerful characters. Like Peter: Peter always hits everything he wants and shoots ten arrows each second. See? I just made a more powerful character than all of the others on the list combined.
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  26. ***** It has both "Ring" in it, it must be the same... "RationalThinkingSkeptic" - rather kid that can't distinguish between inspiration and imitation.
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  27. Jose Bonilla Need? Nay; but it astonishes me, that, to you, reticence is a masculine trait. The sexist part of my brain definitely connects this quality to a female.
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  28. You gotta admit that it was freaking hilarious. When someone send me that Friday video I was lying under my desk laughing even before I saw the 13 year old driving the car or the list of weekdays. Must be some heartless producer letting these kids embarrass themselves.
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  29. Animes always have the tendency to overdo on the power level. At some point it is stupid to give heroes and villains ever more power ups until they throw planets at each other. That doesn't make a good story.
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  30. j Lucas Yeah, explaining light sabers is an ongoing effort. The ionized plasma stick wouldn't behave like a lightsaber. Two of them would rather bounce off one another than clash. When cutting through other material it would bend.
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  31. AtomicSpatula You're so embarrassing. O_o
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  32. AtomicSpatula Wow. Didn't expect a classy answer from someone who wrote "Beowhatever can suck it". Genuinely surprised me. : 3
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  33. I'm a fan of Tolkien's works, but I won't thumb up your comment. Neither do I care about this stupid comparison or who won. LoTR is a huge saga about the end of the Third Age in Middle Earth, while HP are novels that closely follow the life of one person and his strife against evil. I don't see how I could compare the franchises.
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  34. SIoyvenheaven1 So you are trying to rival the OP in your lack of sophistication? I don't know where the connection between shunning boring, watery drinks and metrosexuality lies.
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  35. D.N.A. Cat "that meant that he had less places to hide from Voldemort" That's bullshit. Harry Potter plays in our world and has merely a few additional, "hidden" places. Actually Harry could hide more easily as he could travel all over the world, whereas the Hobbits would need years to get out of the Northwest of Middle Earth.
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  36. THAT's your complaint about Jim Carry?! That and not that he supported his wife in misinforming the public about vaccination? That he insulted gun owners, not that he indirectly caused the death of little children?!
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  37. Who says that movies have to be short?
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  38. In the "Christian understanding" the devil doesn't punish anyone. That's pop culture.
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  39. Now that's the most ridiculous thing I've heard about the movies. Peter Jackson did everything he could to make them fast paced and action packed. If this is still too slow for you, you won't enjoy 90% of movies and books for that reason.
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  40. It's so embarrassing. In the twenty first century people are still afraid of saying swear words. -_- Curses don't exist people, stop shitting yourself. EDIT: Same thing goes for #1. It's a body part everyone has, get over it.
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  41. william grudge That applies much more to people who went through the dehumanizing program of the US army. You can join the army and fight in a war before you are allowed to drink alcohol in the USA.
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  42. WADE WILSON When someone makes a statement about a fictional character, I can put an argument against it, based on the rules of the fictional world. I did not analyze at all, I merely glanced over the "design" of the Xenomorph. If you call this "over analyzing", you must be really slow or thoughtless. : /
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  43. Smrda Smrdic Oh thank you. That is what I was trying to accomplish. : 3
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  44. Soldierhero Imagine some asshole buys the rights and lets Uwe Boll do the movie (like it happened so often before).
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  45. Kujakuseki01 "Yes. And I have friends who read it." That sums up your credibility. When you act all bossy in the future, you should at least have a clue what you're talking about. You seem to me like the kind of internet troll, who hates on stuff, just because it's somewhat popular at the moment.
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  46. NeovisionX Well most of this is applicable to any war. To the point of the war machines - it was tanks that lead to the victory over Germany, but in Middle Earth it is mostly Sauron's and Saruman's armies, that use machinery. Moreover Tolkien always opposed the notion that his work was allegorical.
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  47. +AbyssmalAngel Finally someone who agrees with me on this! Didn't find a light beer that suited me for years, but I still like dark beer and especially craft beer, or how you call it in English, a lot. Light beer just tastes like sinkwater to me. : /
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  48. bruffmeister1 Cerberus? I think that dog was called Fluffy. He just happened to have three heads.
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  49. ...and which was ruined by a Ghost Army. -_- What a bogus decision by the screenwriters. The end of the battle is like a cleaning agent advertisement.
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  50. Dan Scott-Worth How is it staying true to the novel, when they are changing stuff? O_o The Ghost Army chased off the Corsairs of Umbar and was released in the source material. The men of Lossarnach and Lebennin (South Gondor) came with Aragorn to the battle of Pelennor fields. In the movie adaption the Ghost Army acts as a kind of cleaning agent for the battle and is then released with a poor explanation.
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