Comments by "king james488" (@kingjames4886) on "Today I Found Out" channel.

  1. "would have required so many trees that egypt would have been deforested" well... not a lot of forests there these days...
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  2. because the average consumer is an idiot...
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  3. and the "crazy people" were the only ones to figure out the scheme lol...
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  4. "the answer is yes, you just make the suitcase comically over-sized."
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  5. man... you leave a few thousand humans and next thing you know there are billions of the damn things.
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  6. how can someone eat next to nothing for months and then just eat 20 pounds of food? O.O
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  7. "this video is sponsored by bill gates" well, that's not something you get to say every day.
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  8. "this virus was enormous" "using only a few lines of code" so what was the rest of it? a compressed rickroll?
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  9. "when the painting was cleaned and he once again became visible" how dirty was this painting? how many men.... you know what forget it.
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  10. because if they yelled "aft" they'd be pretty bad at golf?
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  11. "stop drinking and take your meth!" - german army
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  12. I mean... you didn't have to do much to get into a nuthouse back then... most people on the internet would qualify.
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  13. lets see... for science. (sponsored by dogs)
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  14. soup = soup stew = thick soup chowder = thick creamy soup bisque = soup put in a blender ;)
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  15. "enough [oxygen] to sustain passengers" I'm real glad they did that study to figure out exactly how much oxygen someone needs to not pass out... probably like 10% over that.
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  16. what? yes. the police can pull you over and take everything in your possession at any point because they simply say they believe it's the proceeds of crime and you'll never get any of it back. it's a legit problem in some parts of america... you should look into it.
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  17. so you're saying there's at least one case of a person being married when they were 13 although the record says they were 21... but this didn't usually happen according to the records. does that not make sense to anyone else?
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  18. bonus fact: most early "computers" were just a midget in a box.
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  19.  @greybone777  at one point there were likely forests there tho... and now there aren't... could just have been massive sloths eating them, or pyramids.
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  20. did anyone else read "that shirt is delicious"?
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  21. "if you want a loan without traditional banks" you know this is going to end well...
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  22. probably whenever there's a surplus of mystery meat...
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  23. "if we spend an extra 100 million we can save a million on taxes!"
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  24. history shows it's ok to break the law as long as you're right.
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  25. it's also in several dozen movies... but really kinda slow and bad for that. in general alkalines feel slippery because they turn the oils and fats on your skin... and eventually the skin... into soap. so if it feels slippery and isn't soap, rinse it off... also acids feel tacky because of a similar thing where they're degrading your skin.
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  26. I like bears... but I hate tunnels! is there a gondola bear? idc if it's slightly slower...
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  27. you can't make proper chips in a microwave...
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  28. 8:00 is that hank from scishow?!
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  29. stop trying to cash in on the pineapple argument... everyone who doesn't like pineapple on pizza is wrong, end of story. I'm glad it was a canadian, we make the best stuff... LIKE APPLE PIE! do a thing on how apple pie is actually canadian. also do a think on people who say "peatzer"
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  30. "I can't wait to turn 18 so I can get my $80!"
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  31. it's on a need to know basis... and kodak needs to know.
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  32. um... no, not really...
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  33. wtf is a grain free cereal? that literally doesn't make any sense.
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  34. yes.
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  35. wtf... it would cost more than a cent to send a penny.
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  36. It's kinda annoying.
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  37. you should hear how he says levis...
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  38. molly looks like she smoked about a pound of crack before the contest.
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  39. or because the first thing we sent them was a picture of a naked dude...
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  40. "whenever you clean something, you make something else dirty."
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  41. I'm wondering if bald people have the sensation of hair standing on end... please do a TIFO about it. does simon have phantom hair?!
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  42. simon: makes video about hitler youtube: aaand it's gone. all you're money, it's gone. maybe you can sell them your face...
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  43. blue apron is stupid...
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  44. maybe they just got rid of all the midgets in the netherlands to drive up the average?
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  45. wouldn't mind having a tail...
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  46. is the sky half full or half empty?
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  47. also to keep the dust and fly crap on the outside
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  48. lol. have you ever even missed a meal?
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  49. because you have to strain so hard to see you give yourself a nosebleed maybe?
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  50. I want to see simon testing nicotine gum... then becoming addicted to it and trying to introduce it as a channel personality like the heater...
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